Bin Laden's big problem with us was troops in Saudi Arabia. Our troops are no longer in Saudi Arabia. Now they're in Iraq. Who knew that wasn't an allowable response to his requests? I think we gave him everything he asked for. :-)

The article itself sounds like an apologist's analysis. Let's continue to amaze the old goat.

HellOOhh, people... I swear, trying to make a point with you infidels is like, well, it's like talking to a friggin' brick wall, fer crissakes. I mean, is it just me, or are you kuffrs just slow on the uptake? Good gravy, I mean, it's not like we're doing the martyrdom operations for our health, people. Read the fargin' MEMOS, people!

Okay, since we apparently have some kind of failure to communicate here, let's go over it one more time:

(a) We blow up the buildings, jews, etc.

(2) You guys say you're sorry, and then give us back Andalusia and so forth.

I mean, is that so freaking hard to understand? I'm trying to make it simple for y'all. Repeat: we attack, you do what I say. Notice, I didn't say anything in there about invading Afghanistan, or Iraq, or blowing up my caves. Cripes, unless you people get your shit together, you're just making it hard on all of us. Well, us anyway.

-- Osama

PS - Does anybody know any good dialysis clinics in Pakistan?

The Japanese already told Bin Laden how badly he screwed up.

http://www.grunt.com/downloads/japancallsosama.wmv

If any one country on this planet is in a position to educate others on what happens when you piss off the Americans, it's Japan.

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve" -- General Yamamoto, 12/7/1941 (I think)

Thanks for posting this. I continue to be both amused and amazed at the hubris Osama continues to display.

"It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways INCONCEIVABLE that the Americans will not give in to our demands."

Bin "Vizzini" Laden to Mullah "Montoya" Omar, describing 9-11 plan.

This is what Bin Laden said about the US during Clinton’s neglect of his presidential duties:

“We think that the United States is very much weaker than Russia. Based on the reports we received from our brothers who participated in jihad in Somalia, we learned that they saw the weakness, frailty, and cowardice of US troops. Only 80 US troops were killed. Nonetheless, they fled in the heart of darkness, frustrated, after they had caused great commotion about the new world order”.

Bin Laden’s belief that we were cowards caused 3000 people to die in New York.

He should have known that Republicans are not like Democrats.

Our answer should be: Yeah, Osama; sometimes we even amaze ourselves...

"....This talk of mine is for you and concerns the ideal way to prevent another Manhattan..."

Huh.

He wants to prevent another Manhattan. But why? Manhattan is AWESOME.
Manhattan is a global economic hub and THE meetingplace of the citizens of the world.

Wouldn't *another* Manhattan be twice as cool? Maybe one in...oh, I don't know...Kabul...or...Baghdad? You know, where it is DESPERATELY NEEDED?

*sigh* Maybe I am just not nuanced enough to understand this guy.

As an Islamo-fascist, he makes his point by mass-murdering unarmed non-combatants.

But in the civilized world, making a point is not the same as dictating terms. It's give-and-take. You make your point, then we'll make ours.

We have wrecked his organization, captured or killed most of its leadership, driven the remnants underground, toppled the government that gave them safe haven, and continued on the offensive against every ally and accomplice they've ever had. We are transforming the Islamic World into a place where people like him cower in caves, if they survive at all.

Don't interrupt, Osama. We're making a point here.

Mouth-breathing Bush spawn and their knuckle-dragging government goons kicked out of enlightened NY establishment. Progressive, thinking patrons roar in orgasmic glee and have party of the year.

Suck on this asstards!

Nice going, freeradical. Petty, adolescent, off-topic, stale, and probably untrue. So nice to have you on the other side.

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