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November 24, 2004

Keith Olbermann's Recountdown

Great piece:

When Senator John Kerry finally came out of hiding on Friday, Nov. 19, and posted a new message on his Presidential campaign Web site, who was holding their breath?

An army of barefoot, pajama-wearing bloggers—and their general, the host of MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

...

The bespectacled newsman has dedicated numerous broadcasts and copious blogging hours to "voting irregularities" since Nov. 8—every scrap of evidence or even feeble insinuation was kindling for a burning obsession that has largely been dismissed elsewhere in TV-land. Nowadays, Countdown is Recountdown.

...

Nineteen months into his latest TV incarnation—having gone from disgruntled ESPN guy to disgruntled NBC News guy to disgruntled Fox Sports guy and back to NBC—the 45-year-old Mr. Olbermann is going Watergate on the Ohio recount, making his show a major-media beachhead for dozens of lefty quasi-conspiracy theorists who clearly wanted to one-up the guys who hog-tied Dan Rather over the summer.

These bloggers, said Mr. Olbermann, were his allies: They "can go places I can’t go. They are my minions—like an unpaid research staff."

A former sportscaster with a Letterman-era sense of irony—a suppressed smarty-pants smirk that hasn’t exactly captured the imagination of the masses—Mr. Olbermann shares with these folks a baseball-card collector’s penchant for obscure data and a sometimes tedious if highly principled interest in below-the-radar minutiae.

Highly principled? Okay, he lost me there.

...

Mr. Olbermann’s fixation on the vote-count story was stoked again on Monday evening, when the Ohio Democratic Party announced that it would join with the Green and Libertarian parties in pursuing a recount in the state of Ohio, offering the remote possibility of a reversal in the outcome of the 2004 Presidential election. At 7:12 p.m. that day, Mr. Olbermann e-mailed to say, "I think it kinda just went mainstream."

But it kinda just didn’t. ...

And so down the wormhole he went.

It didn’t bother Mr. Olbermann that most of his cheerleaders were Web-based Democrats. He said he read a number of blogs, including the left-wing Daily Kos and the right-wing National Debate. ...

For his part, he’s invited vote-fraud pooh-poohers on the air and let them have their say—fair and balanced. And if Mr. Olbermann was angry, he didn’t show it. But he did say that if he’d stayed at NBC in the late 1990’s instead of departing for Fox Sports, he would now have the same ratings as Mr. O’Reilly—over 2 million a night, or close to it. "If I hadn’t left," he said, "we’d be doing about as well as O’Reilly is now."

That may have been Mr. Olbermann’s nuttiest theory yet.


posted by Ace at 03:40 PM
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Keith who now?

Posted by: on November 24, 2004 04:16 PM

Know who else might be doing as well as Bill O'Reilly? Paul Anka.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 24, 2004 05:23 PM

"It’s the most egotistical thing I could say, so I know you’ll use it, but it’s true," said Mr. Olbermann. "Sometimes we sit there at the end of the show and go, ‘It’s too bad more people didn’t see this. See what they missed?’"

Gawd, what a douche he's become. I remember when he used to do local sports in L.A. back in the 80's--he was a genuinely funny wiseass-type. And now he's become the most egotistical member of the tinfoil hat brigade. Ugh.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 24, 2004 06:16 PM

You missed my favorite part:

"‘Red states rule,’" he said. "All I know is the Democratic ones seem to be a lot more reasonable and offer a lot more evidence that is against their interest."

The Democratic ones seem to be a lot more reasonable and offer a lot more evidence...
This from a guy that reads Kos. Somehow, I think that the irony is lost on him.

Posted by: on November 24, 2004 07:43 PM

You missed my favorite part:

"‘Red states rule,’" he said. "All I know is the Democratic ones seem to be a lot more reasonable and offer a lot more evidence that is against their interest."

The Democratic ones seem to be a lot more reasonable and offer a lot more evidence...
This from a guy that reads Kos. Somehow, I think that the irony is lost on him.

Posted by: physics geek on November 24, 2004 07:44 PM

I awoke from my turkey-induced coma not too long ago, and I just saw Mr. Giant Douche on Carson Daly's show, flogging his dead horse. He claimed that if (and I'm paraphrasing here) "everything went right" the differential in an Ohio recount could come down to 3000 votes.

And one of the things that makes this hunt for his personal white whale so sleazy is that he keeps trying to couch it in non-partisan terms. You know, claiming that the important thing is that every vote is counted, regardless of who you supported blah blah blah and yackety smackety. I think I'd have a teeny bit more respect for the guy (and a lot of other "journalists") if they'd just come right out and back their horses in public.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 26, 2004 04:55 AM

Mr. Balance plays it like he's Murrow despite the fact that his show never resisited ripping Bush or his motives.
Olberman is too yellow to go "Phil Donahue"- he might get a 0.0 rating.
He is, to quote Robert Shaw in The Sting- "not only a coward, but a gutless coward".

Posted by: jj shaka on November 26, 2004 03:52 PM
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