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November 18, 2004

Update on Kim Jong Ill?

Diggers Realm has a NYT piece on the myster of the disappearing portraits.

There's a sweet and new and important-sounding nugget in there, which I won't tell you about, because, hey, he found it.

I'll give away the funny part, though:

There has been no official reaction from North Korea to the reports. But a North Korean diplomat in Moscow was quoted Tuesday by Itar-Tass as saying: "This is false information, lies. Can the sun be removed from the sky? It is not possible."

You gotta love lunatic-dysfunctional Communist pariah states. They're so damn quotable.

This Is Serious Update: Instapundit notes that NK radio is dropping the "Dear Leader" honorific from reports about Kim.

That's not good for Kim. That's like when the person you're dating suddenly begs out of that that long-planned tour of Vermont's bed-and-breakfasts.

Next thing you know and the North Korean army says "We need to talk."

And then you find all your clothes and CD's out on the curb, which you don't mind all that much, because you're more bothered by the fact that you've been shot three times in the back of the head, which is the totalitarian crazystate way of saying "I like you, but I don't like like you."

I [Heart] Recycling Update: After North Korea media reported, straight-facedly, that Li'l Kim had shot thirty-eight under par his first time on the golf course, my crack research staff discovered these Top Ten Lesser-Known Kim Accomplishments.

Does floating blue and bloated and dead in the Sea of Japan count as a sporting achievement, I wonder?

Update: Power Line has more.


posted by Ace at 02:17 PM
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Yeah, I shoulda bolded that part of the story as "the important part".

heh

Posted by: Digger on November 18, 2004 02:22 PM

I hear the Stooges are looking to regroup. Kim would make a most excellent Larry.

Posted by: Ron on November 18, 2004 02:47 PM

i fear frankie muniz is behind this. damn him.

Posted by: sonofnixon on November 18, 2004 02:48 PM

I got to thinking... WHat use the old boy, if he's on the outs with his security forces? My idea...

http://www.metallicity.com/mbdirect.asp?ID=222

;)

Posted by: Bryan on November 18, 2004 02:56 PM

Holy fuck... He's been deposed. Whoever has ousted him wants to keep the people in their cattle pens, but has begun to relax some of the god worshop that goes on around him in order to smooth the transition to the new great leader. Amazing.

Posted by: mcgurk on November 18, 2004 03:39 PM

Actually, with Kim, breaking up would be like cleaning out the Delta House. Otter's marital aids combined with Bluto's bottles of booze.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 18, 2004 03:41 PM

If North Korea can be freed, dare we hope for liberation in New York?

Posted by: Iblis on November 18, 2004 03:41 PM

I'm so RONERY!


I too think Kim got Canned! We can only hope that the General who axed him is more like General Mushareff than General Arrafat.

I think NK's top military brass got a copy of Team America and just gave up.

Posted by: StreetGOP on November 18, 2004 04:20 PM

Iblis,

Don't count on it. Hillary's still in her prime.

Everyone,

I've got a link round-up and analysis here.

Posted by: Sobek on November 18, 2004 04:22 PM

Now that Kim's consort is out of the picture, Madeline Albright has been calling and promising him a spot on her casting couch for her off-Broadway release of Team America (them being old drinking buddies and all.)

Flashback: "You do shots? Go ahead, wolf it! That a girl!"

Posted by: capitano on November 18, 2004 04:47 PM

I blame Trey Parker and Matt Stone for making Kim the guy at "Shitty Wok" with Catman's attitude in Team America.

No dictator can survive such ridicule . . .

Posted by: hobgoblin on November 18, 2004 05:05 PM

And on a related note, NASA has confirmed reports of a tiny space ship seen flying out of the Northern part of the Korean pennensula, piloted by what is reported to be a small cockroach like creature.

The only transmission recieved from the creature was the cryptic message "Arek Bardwin, you are usress!" sent just before the craft departed the Earth's atmosphere...

Posted by: Scott Free on November 18, 2004 07:26 PM

Laugh it now, pig-dogs!

Posted by: Kim Chong-il on November 18, 2004 08:55 PM

Gosh, is there *anything* Karl Rove can't do?

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick on November 18, 2004 09:45 PM

Hey Rick, thanks for the bump!

Cordially,
KR

Posted by: Karl Rove on November 19, 2004 01:52 PM

hehe... I still love you... I'm just not in love with you anymore...

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