"I'm going to pop into the garage and hang myself for a little while."

Ace, wouldn't this method of masturbation simply close the door on your escape from uber-geekdom?

Go have a beer instead. Some nice elven mead will hit the spot.

Did I say elven mead? I meant Sam Adams. I hear it's pretty good.

Ace,

This isn't related to the post. At least not directly.

One thing that may cheer up you up is the prospect of some "Celebrity Deathmatch" action. Say, for example, Johnny Coldcuts vs. Ken O'Keefe.

Just trying to help you out.

As the man says: "Courage!"

Looking back at your early stuff *giggle* you were so meticulous and had pictures inserted and everything wooo. Silly Ass. :)

Great stuff

Yeah, I made the cut! Although I thought the Carville one was one of my weaker ones, but who cares, I'm in the club. Wait....do I really want to be in "the club?"

"I don't run a Monty Haul campaign."

*snorfle*

That was the single geekiest thing I've read from all your D&D stuff. I became geekier just reading it. Although, the argument can be made that because I knew what it meant I may have already reached maximum geek potential.

Anyone want to start/host a Carnival of the Geeks?

Brass, I got you beat. As I was reading the last one, I was thinking... "Hey, maybe Ace never really did play D&D. Apparently he doesn't know that a Holy Avenger is ALWAYS +5."* Then I read the asterisk.

* unless it's +7, which happened once in a Ravenloft adventure.

Heh. Beat that, bitch.

You would think that, with all her money, she could afford to have her hair done!

Papa, Can You Hear Me

*snort*

"I don't run a Monty Haul campaign"

*SNORT!*

Ow! OW!!! Coca Cola in the sinus cavities! Ow!!

Dammit, that was funny. And you all know we just barely excaped the Rod of Lordly Might reference...

Don't feel bad, Jimmie, I failed my save on that one too. Damn those Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter spells!

Is that Holy Avenger a vorporal weapon?

Go Senator! Glad to see that someone else noticed Major League on the tube last night. One of the great movie lines of all time, uttered by Pay-droh.

That's vorpal (as in 'Jabberwocky'), Bill. And I think it depends on which version of AD&D you're playing.

It's nice to see that the 'Monty Haul' reference turned up a goodly crop of geeks. As for my geekerific credentials:

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

I first read that on a VT100 greenscreen attached to a PDP-11 timeshare cluster in 1978. So nyaah.

No Ace, don't hang yourself!!

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/sounds/newyork.wav

I wonder if maybe the Democrats election strategy was eaten by a grue?

Daaaamnnn! That photo of Barb looks EXACTLY like Denis Leary would in drag.

No, I'm not going to elaborate on that.

David Gillies,

I remember that. That was a great game! I solved all the puzzles except how to get into the white house. (Of course John Kerry couldn't solve that puzzle either.)

Auto-asphyxiation. Kinky.

Is that Jennifer Anniston?

Wow, that was scary.

And yeah, i'm with aaron's rantblog. Anniston looks alot less hot to me lately. must be her stupid politics.

Well done, Ace!