HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Did I mention Ha?

Very funny list! And, if what I've read in the New Yuk Times lately is true, those guys in #6 must be republicans. Lets be honest.

CandyGram for Mongo! CandyGram for Mongo! (Looney Tunes theme) Mongo like Candy!

(Ace--do you mean Econo-safe or Eco-safe?)

Jeeze Louise, I meant eco, of course. Thanks.

Come on now I really don't think its nice to joke about this things. Allah be praised!

Don't joke, Ace. I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, but most of our new munitions are expert in drunken monkey style.

Cheers,
Dave

30,000 pounds, MOP? Has to be the Moore Ordinance Penetrator.

*weapongasms*

You won't see THAT in the next Grand Theft Auto!

8. First of a new series of bombs ranked somewhere between conventional and nuclear weapons; category tentatively termed "nuclear-ish"

Category: nucular.

Nose art: "Need some wood?"

30,000 pounds, MOP? More like Moore Ordered Pizza.

The MOP is just begging to have a bright yellow have-a-nice-day-smiley-face painted on the end.

Hmmm...I would've thought that "It's not you, it's me. Let's be honest." would have been more appropriate. :)

At forty-six minutes, it isn't Dornan's heart you should be blessing.

Seriously, best thing? Designed to be dropped from high altitude bombers like B52 or B2, not pushed out of the back of a C130 like the Daisy Cutter or MOAB.
Bad guys don't even know there's a B52 up there overhead and let that sucker go? Talk about a wake up call.

Hey Paul,

Can I interest you in an after-dinner mint? It's vafer thin....

I wanna know when we're going to get sentient, self-aware thermostellar bombs like in Dark Star.

Of course, they may be a problem with this...

[Pinback wants the bomb to disarm.]
Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20 : You are false data.
Pinback: Hmmm?
Bomb #20 : Therefore I shall ignore you.
Pinback: Hello... bomb?
Bomb #20 : False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Pinback: Hey, bomb?
Bomb #20 : The only thing that exists is myself.
Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.

The guys with the fireworks definitely speak to the need for better mental hygiene.

How about adding a cobalt jacket?
Then it could be called MOP and glow.

BWHAHAHAAHAHAH

4. Finally puts an end to the age-old question of whose kung-fu is the most superior

"I think we shouls start seeing other people. In your case as a stream of particles carried on the wind."

"I think of you as a brother. I gave my little brother a near-fatal atomic wedgie when I was ten so this is entirely consistent."

"Here's hoping the Good Lord takes a liking to you and blows you up real soon!" (Hat tip to SCTV)

"I think we should just be friends. You know, like we were with Japan in August of 1945."

In the words of Apu of Quicky-Mart Fame:
"Thank you for coming, I'll see you in Hell!"
(Shouted in east Indian accent for full effect)

Ace:
#10 has GOT to be "Glory Days."
they pass you by...in the wink of a youth voter's eye..."

Nahhhhhh... "Born to run!"

Ace, sorry about the trackbacks.
Blogharbor said to "try again" when I posted the article. I did. They posted every try.
Now I'm not sure how to fix it since it sent out multiple trackback pings and created multiple separate but identical articles.
My apologies.
msl