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November 08, 2004
It's Kos' Party (and They'll Cry if They Want To)
Determined, it seems, to reject the winning formula of moderation (real or feigned) demonstrated by Bill Clinton, the Democratic Party has decided that the future lay with the Daily Kos' brand of nasty cryptoparanoiac rantings, and they're following his advice to consider Howard "the Scream" Dean as DNC chair.
Hokay.
In related news, the Republican National Committee just released the following letter:
Dear Democratic Party,This isn't any sort of fun if you're not even going to try.
Please, give us something to work with here, huh?
Sincerely,Ed Gillispie
PS: You know the hazards of mixing medications, right? Just checking.
posted by Ace at 07:30 PM
CommentsThanks, Ace. Now my boss thinks I burst out laughing at random times.
Posted by: Brian B on November 8, 2004 07:41 PM
Ace--
I said as much on my site.
"Ya know what? Go ahead. Really. Just go ahead and do it. It'll make my life that much easier, because I won't have to write any advice columns to out-of-power Democrats.
. . .
Hey, if you're gonna go crazy, why settle for Mad Howie? What, is Al Sharpton too busy apologizing to Steven Pagones?
If you guys are gonna go looney tunes, I say skip the middleman-- go whole hog and choose Michael Moore. No need for pretense, fellas; we're among friends."
Cheers,
Dave
Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 8, 2004 07:48 PM
Nah, the Rev Alot hisself a real job. On a reality TV show. "I hate my job"! You can't make this stuff up.
You know who they really need? Bowser!
Hey Ace, what about the top ten gloat list?
Posted by: Iblis on November 8, 2004 07:58 PM
Hey Ace, what about the top ten gloat list?
I don't really have anything off the top of my head for that list. Basically, to do one of these, I need a couple of decent jokes off the top of my head, and then I just slap the other eight crap jokes together, stealing liberally from old Dennis Miller bits as well as the punchlines to Hagar the Horrible comic strips.
Posted by: ace on November 8, 2004 08:01 PM
Problem - a good portion of the democrat party thinks like Kos readers or DU posters. How do they run a candidate that can
a} win
b) get support from the social-ist base
I'm guessing that despite their insanity, the demos won't split into two parties...winning it is too important. Perhaps they can run Ben Afleck or Bruce Springsteen and cut out the middleman.
Posted by: Blacknimbus on November 8, 2004 08:27 PM
Oh. My. Gawd.
This week is like the gift that keeps on giving.
Democrats: The Party of the YARGH!
Posted by: Xoxotl on November 8, 2004 09:50 PM
The Dems need to be bold. A break with tradition. A new beginning. I say, the next DNC Chairman is ------ Elton John!
Posted by: Michael on November 8, 2004 10:32 PM
Ace,
Did you happen to catch this video of Andrew Sullivan squeezing his own ass?
Posted by: Golden Boy on November 8, 2004 10:33 PM
Hey ACE, check out the pic of Sullivan on Wizbang!! PRICELESS.
Posted by: A-A on November 8, 2004 10:48 PM
In defense of poor Addled Andy, some months back he misplaced whatever brains he may ever have had, so perhaps he was just checking to see if he'd stashed them back there to go along for the ride.
Posted by: Frank Villon on November 8, 2004 11:15 PM
It reminds me of a bit from the movie "Baseket Ball":
Ow to speak San Franciscan:
Vaj-eye-nuh!
I know it's sophomoric but it still makes me giggle.
Posted by: Bald Eagle on November 9, 2004 12:41 AM
They could just cut to the chase and give the job to Nader. That would the field open for a new party to get serious. What is quick catchy phrase for 'we aren't Republicans but we're not loonies or soc1alists either?' Coming up with a good name is half the battle.
Posted by: Eric Pobirs on November 9, 2004 12:43 AM
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Democrat Congresswoman Sara Jacobs cites Me-Again Kelly, Cavernous Nostrils, Alex Jones and Tuq'r Qarlson as proof that concerns about Trump's mental health are "bipartisan"
As Bonchie from Red State says: Know the op when you see it.
As Bonchie from Red State says: Know the op when you see it.
Leftists who have been drawing Frankendistricts for decades are suddenly upset about Republican line-drawing
Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys
Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map
Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
Socialist usurper Obama cut commercials urging Virginians to vote for the bizarre "lobster" gerrymander -- but now says gerrymanders are so racist you guys
Obama is complaining about the new Louisiana map -- but here's the thing, the new map has much more compact and rational borders than the old racial gerrymander map
Pete Bootyjudge is whining too. But here's the Illinois gerrymander he supports.
Big Bonus! Under the new Florida congressional map, Debbie Wasserman Schultz will probably lose her seat
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
And she can't even go on The View because she's ugly a clump of stranger's hair in the bath-drain
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP
If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents.
Erika Kirk was present.
If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents.
Erika Kirk was present.
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You made me cry
when you said good-bye
70s, not 50s
Now that is a motherflipping intro
You made me cry
when you said good-bye
70s, not 50s
Now that is a motherflipping intro
NYT Melts Down Over Texas Rangers Statue Outside... Texas Rangers' Stadium
"The Athletic posted a lengthy article about a statue outside Globe Life Field, presenting a virtue-signaling moral grievance as unbiased news coverage." [CBD]
"The Athletic posted a lengthy article about a statue outside Globe Life Field, presenting a virtue-signaling moral grievance as unbiased news coverage." [CBD]
Important Message from Recent Convert to Christianity and Yet Super-Serious Christian Tuq'r Qarlson: Actually Muslims love Jesus, it's Trump and his neocons who hate him
Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this.
He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
Tucker Carlson Network
@TCNetwork
The people in charge [Jews, of course -- ace] don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus.
Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity.
Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this.
He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
@KFILE 21m
Politico is reporting that multiple people have abruptly resigned from Eric Swalwell's gubernatorial campaign: "Members of senior leadership have departed the campaign, including Courtni Pugh, a strategic adviser who served as Swalwell's top liaison to organized labor groups."
So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations.
That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera
Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite
thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away
I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
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