But we've got to verify it legally
if he is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably...

Dead!

I can't think of one organ that anyone would want from Arafat. Maybe someone could save some money on a collagen job and grab his lips. Other than that there isn't much left. Maybe Jimmy Carter would want his male member in remembrance of when Arafat stuck it in his ass at Camp David.

I can't think of one organ that anyone would want from Arafat. Maybe someone could save some money on a collagen job and grab his lips. Other than that there isn't much left. Maybe Jimmy Carter would want his male member in remembrance of when Arafat stuck it in his ass at Camp David.

Considering the necrotic state of those organs I assume it is only a matter of hours before the block party on my street begins. Not exactly the Arab Street around here.

Even Purina would turn down those organs.

What if brain dead individuals could be brouthg back to life with stem cells? Except it would be a brand new mind requiring learning language and potty training.

Would it be worth doing to create a 60 yr old baby?

Oh BTW, I thought of a liberal / cargo cult link ...

fake but accurate

you guys rememebr the old old Saturday Night Live, where the Romanians were standing around Ceaucescu's coffin, trying to be sad about his death?

At the end one of the romanians wonders aloud, "do you really think he's dead?". They all think about that a little bit, then every one of them draws guns and riddles the body in the coffin.

I'm just saying.

So,these two guys walk into a bar.

Sitting down at the bar, the bar tender says, "ah, Mr. Arafat and Mr. Clinton."

The two guys look at each other and are amazed the bartender recognizes them so easily.

The bartender says, "you're probably wondering how I recognized you both so easily".

Arafat says, "well, uh, um, yes; we were. So tell us. How did you know it was us?

"Well", says the bartender, " I knew Mr. Clinton because he's been the President and he's on TV a lot".

"Fine, fine", says Arafat, "but how did you recognize me"?

"Easy", quips the bartender, "you're dead".

So what you're saying is that every time in the last 20 years that I've said: "I wish that cocksucker would just die already . . . ", I was right?

Excellent!

I've heard rumors about Arafat's gayness for probably 10 years or so (I have a co-worker who is Arab). It's either a) been hidden from the Western media or b) covered up by the Western media.

Either way, not a ringing endorsement of the Western media.

As Coroner of Munchkinland
I've carefully examined him
and he's not only merely dead
but really quite sincerely dead

Ron,

I confess, I'm befuddled by your joke.

What do you call photoshopping when you do it to a movie?

I so want to take the scene from Woody Allen's movie Sleeper, where the doctors are introduced to the Aries Project, learning "...the only thing we have left of our Leader is his nose," and splice in Arafat's nose.

Studio 8 can't seem to handle that, and neither can Quicktime Pro. Any ideas?

I'm sure Sully could shed light on the bodyguard orgy thingy.

Justice:

AridFart remains on life support for about 10 years, completely immobile, but totally aware

...with rats gnawing his balls.

I'm sure the AIDS is a zionist plot.

Was that a Dead Parrot reference? The funniest sketch ever.

You know, the best part of being a globally hated murdering terrorist piece of shit is that the whole planet debates where they're going to bury you before you're actually dead. I pray he wakes long enough to hear the debate before he dies horribly, never to sing in the Choir Invisible.