I turned that lunatic off to eat a quick dinner in peace, and this is what I miss? Because I have a question:

Where's my check, Dan? Where's Dick Cheney with my fucking check already? And don't tell me it's in the mail; Karl Rove assured me just last week I had direct deposit all set up.

God, but he's hateable. Dan, I mean. I wouldn't know about the others personally because I don't take orders from them.

He wants a steel cage death match with the blogosphere? Bring it on, Danny Boy.

I missed this one!

I was busy seeing how many of the lefty blogger shut up shop early, crawled into bed and pulled the covers over their heads and bawled their eyes out.

You'd be surprised how high the count was. Pretty much all of them shut down at 11:00 PM. Josh Marshall, Tapped, Atrios, Kos, the whole yellow lot of them.

Enough for now, my implanted microchip just recieved a secret transmission from my Rovian overlord.

Must...blog...drumbeat...for...Kerry...concession.

I guess since CBS News threw everything but the kitchen sink at Pres. Bush, Dan figured he might as well use that too while he has the chance.

Drunk as I am, I had utterly forgotten to savor Bush's victory by watching Rather collapse on live TV. A friend mentioned Rather late in the night, so I immediately switched over. Somewhere in the middle of the Violent Femmes I heard "turnip soup" from assface. What was he talking about? Who knows.

But he and all his little tin soldiers looked thoroughly devastated and miserable, and that was enough for me.

Speak for yrself. When I called in to the VRWC yesterday for my instructions, I was told to intimidate black voters in East Oakland. Crap.

I ended up wearing a Saruman outfit with white staff & palantir, because as everyone knows, blacks DON'T DO FANTASY.

Stupid Dan:

The President can’t start the Blogging Machine. Only Ace can do that. Well Ace, Is it time?

The democratic party has no one to blame except for themselves for thinking they were clever enough to stuff a mythical fabricator who's created each and every one of his very own special "facts of life" down the throats of a group of people in our country who they've determined must not be smart enough to know they are being jacked-off-by-a-liberal-in-the-box, who when viewed dry, without any reverb or special effects whatsoever, becomes crystally clear that the only real achievement in his life, that could possibly be worthy of any praise at all, is unfortunately only real in the small small world that's currently occupied by the ver-wy special senator from Massachusetts, because unfortunately in the virtual real world of which the rest of us exist in, it's been exposed as just another pathetic lie that was specifically created by the pathelogical lying liberal from the most leftists region of the democratic parties far left region of itself for no other reason than to make him and his party feel good. See map > way over here. He was conflicted about whether he should've told his party or not, but in his extreme nuanced fashion he rationalized, why fuck up a good thing, especially when they don't know it's not real.

Exactly why they are less and less relevant. I am new to "the blogsphere" and I love it. This is where I come now, I do not watch MSM and rarely watch FNC. I do hit the news sites and the popular Blogs. The MSM has lost me forever. Keep up the good work everyone.

Ace, do you know why New Mexico, Nevada, and Iowa have not been called for the presdient? I don't even watch CBS anymore. I knew the news media was Liberal and biased, but I never really believed they would try and steal an election for the DNC. I think the exit polls were a deliberate attempt to supress Republican votes, and I'm beginning to think Florida in 2000 was just the same.

Sometime in the middle of the night, with the President ahead in Ohio by about 140,000 votes Rather said something like, "Ed Bradley is looking at the numbers out of Ohio and it is starting to look like Ohio is kinda, sorta looking like it might be leaning toward Bush."

Courage, Dan. Courage.

The "Blogging Machine" reference reminded me of the LLMSM channeling WH talking points during Clinton's tenure.

[Un]tune your ears the same way you slightly unfocus your eyes to see the hidden image in the scrambled picture and perhaps you'll "hear" what I mean. Their complaints reveal much in this respect.

In closing...

YAHOO!

WE WON!

Ace, you forgot to mention that the blogosphere doesn't falsely maintain it's non-partisan like Dan does. A small point, but relevant in this instance; it would be easier to stomach these comments if Dan would just be Honest about his bias.

PS: Bill over at InDC has forbidden folks from getting overly gloaty. So, can we do it here? ;)

Later,
bbeck

Miami Blogging Machine?

The 2000 operation to generate false Democrat momentum was much more effective than last night's. In 2000 they were calling Florida when report after report showed it as a tie, while this year, although the bogus exit polls boosted Kerry, the returns showed Bush with a big lead. No way the MSM could pull off a wrong call with these numbers. The public can only swallow so much bologny. Thanks to the bloggers and their white house handlers for a great night. How sweet it is!

Douchebag Dan is beyond irrelevant.

Rather and Bradley -- it's a generational thing. CBS at this point is AARP TV. Both of those guys are ready for the Liberal Media Nursing Home. Somebody shoud tell Bradley that you don't "tune in" to the Internet. The soooner a new generation takes over at CBS, the better.

Ace,
You need to get on the phone and make sure that the VRWC gets your check to you. If they don't, you should start writing for Kerry.

You did fill out the necessary forms at the last VRWC meeting, didn't you?

Don Imus reflecting on the career of Tom Brokaw as a fair and respected professional versus the

"pom-pom waving skunks....that would be Rather and Jennings" 11/3 9:45AM eastern

I love to watch the sleep deprived news readers and pundits as they loose their ability to hide their true feelings.

Winners Fox and NBC
Losers C BS and ABC........and Kerry/Edwards

Mr. Rather: keep a stiff upper chin.
For interminable weeks after 9/11 you exorted us with a patriotic "Courage" at the end of your newscasts.
Now, at the very end of all your newscasts forever, we say to you:
"Porridge... its on your bib."

Brokaw did a much better job of hiding his true feelings. But, they were exposed recently when he slammed the blogosphere for attacking Rather over filegate. My respect for the man plummeted through the floor. No, the network of Katie and Matt isn't any less biased than the rest of the alphabets. Such a shame.

It must be the living in the artificial bubble of NYC that does it. When you are bombarded from all sides 24/7 with the relentless assault on truth and rationality that hangs over the city like a cloud of killer bees, I reckon its impossible to prevent eventual penetration of the powerful mind control rays emanating from the hive.

Er, excuse me for that somewhat tortured mixed metaphor. I'm still a little giddy.

Dan the man's calling you a machine? Revel in it Ace. Sure, you'd be happier if Kim Richards were calling you a machine, but this is almost as good isn't it? Being called a machine by...Dan...err.. never mind.

Poor Ed. He had to explain to Dan 4 of 5 times that there simply were not enough votes left in Ohio for Kerry to win, and then, good ol' Dan, insisted we would have to wait and see.

I stopped watching Dan for news. I now watch him for entertainment. Yes, it is mean, but he is the one who put on the clown suit.

It is just impossible for me to muster any sympathy for him, no matter how sad a character he has become.

This once respected (by his peers) broadcaster has thrown away his professional and personal reputation, aided in the destruction of an entire news channel and will soon slink away to a sad, lonely life.

GOOD! Hey, the arrogant asshole DID try to personally make a president.

The only thing that would give me more pleasure is for Dan to hang on by the fingernails until 2008 and then see Hillary LOSE in a landslide to anyone else.

I was flipping around like everybody else last night, and one thing I noticed was that for several hours, Fox News was giving Kerry more electoral votes than CNN or CBS. I guess it was some Rove plot to get the Democrats' hopes up or something.

I flipped to watch the CBS despair just in time to see Dan's blog-slam. I know it was late, and every network looked tired, but jeez, these two looked, I don't know, re-animated (in a corpse brought to life against the laws of nature sort of way). It felt like a BSnews deathwatch. Bradley looked barely able to support himself, clutching his notes. And for some reason, the CBS set looked abandoned. I think only three people were left - Dan, Ed, and analyst (?). Had everyone else gone home to work on the next installment of the National Guard story (There must be an impeachable offense in there somewhere!)?

I can just see Good old Dan flying around on a boomstick shaking is fist and scraming..."Curse You George Bush.. I'll get you.. and your little blog too!"

Dan said that the reason his network had not called Ohio for Bush when other networks had that, "We have a long standing principle, uh, we'd rather be last than wrong."

Hehe.

He actually said this more than once!

When will Dan Rather give his concession speech?

President Bush's most memorable line in the closing days? "Come stand with me." An eloquence as simplistic as found in the Gettysburg Address.

Dan Rather's ignorance of the internet and the blogosphere is hilariously sad. I don't expect the guy to be a network admin or anything, but the tangible paranoia in his comments about the White House "using" bloggers to advance a political agenda in some kind of coherent, organized way?

Please. It's like herding cats.

Thanks to All bloggers. Now there is someplace
to gather the factual news and not have to
wade through the trash.
Jay

If Dan’s is shilling for Windsurfer/Pony Boy & the DNC, then of course its perfectly logical for him to attribute the Blogger’s drum beat to concede - to the White House/Rove.

Obviously, if he’s doing it, it’s natural for him to think that every else one is guilty of illegal electioneering!

He did it in 2000 when he prematurely called Florida for Gore, while the polls were still open in the panhandle, which probably held down REP votes for Bush. He/CBS News then promised the FCC/FEC that he would behave himself. Right!

Well, by this slip, we all know where Dan gets his marching orders from – hung again by his on rope! He is comical, but deserves a criminal conviction. Maybe this will start to stem the tide with the MSM anchors straight-faced collusion.

On the CBS “Elitist Views”, tonight, old douche bag Dan even blamed the bloggers for the rigged exit polls’ false alarm on the web yesterday. Really!

Well, his company help pay for the polls, so they have more responsibility for the false impact on the election than the bloggers. By the way, who in the MSM leaked the rigged exit poll news to Drudge, to set up and take advantage of Blogworld to spread the news and “suppress” voters participation????? Hummmm, Danny Boy? Somebody needs to be incarcerated for this faux pas.

I will never forget the look on Ed Bradley's face as he tried to explain the OH voter math to Danny Boy, hilarious! Get out the straight jacket for Dan.

By the way, Ace, now that we’re victorious thur W, let’s get back to Sumner Redstone to find out if he’s permanently tabled that sham investigation of Rathergate – or will he release it now that the election is complete, as he stated he would. What say?

Exposure of these people for what they are is the best way to defeat their evil deeds.

Congrats to all in Blogworld on the victory of this battle – but the war goes on. The DEMS don’t, and won’t get it.

Yes they appear to have attempted to hijack this election with rigged exit polls w/ the MSM and trial lawyers in tow (jackals).

This is par for these power hungry elitist bastards, and they aren’t going away. Notice The Nation’s Kristan Vanden Heuvel’s angry and defiant rant today on Hardball in response to W's win, calling for a leftist, nonpartisan Revolution over the next four years, or senile shill Cronkite telling Larry King on 10/29 that Rove called Bin Laden to send in his tape last week, or, Bill Moyer last night suggesting that Bush/Rove/RNC will stage a Coup, if they loose.

Truly sad people. We all have real problems (global) to solve now, and little time for their continuing BS.

Best line of the campaign? On 11/3/04: “Kerry should have realized that the global test starts at home”.

Neither will we go away, because we call the red states – Home!

The Goat.

Mr. Rather says that we're supposed to start a drumbeat for a Kerry concession? That's not what the Karl Rove mind-control ray told ME! The voices in my head tell me to start a drumbeat for Mr. Rather's resignation. Mr. Rather is obviously not on Kenneth's frequency.