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November 02, 2004
I Got Nothin'Nothin' at all. Just letting you know. I'm drier than a mummy with psoriasis. Updates to follow. So... what else is going on? What do you guys think of Raj from The Apprentice? I started out thinking he was going to be an embarassment to Republicans -- he's one of those guys who's just too damn eager to tell you he's Republican -- then I sorta liked him when he hit on Anna Kournikova (the balls!), now I'm leaning towards "embarassment" again, since he hits on everything and is apparently under the misimpression that the Apprentice is a dating show and that he'll soon spend some Alone Time in the jacuzzi with Bachelorette Carolyn.* Don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with being horny. But, you know, time and place, dude. So, you know, that's the five o'clock update.
Update! Why did they cancel Manimal? The show was just, ahem, getting its legs. posted by Ace at 05:06 PM
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So cast it! Posted by: See-Dubya on November 2, 2004 05:11 PM
So I've seen a couple of Apprentice episodes... But never saw the episode that Raj revealed he was a Republican.. Interesting though -- because he's my favorite. So....... anyhooo Posted by: recycler on November 2, 2004 05:17 PM
I pegged him as an archconservative right away. Bowtie, cane. He's ludicrously republican. When he was hitting on AK, for example, he kept accusing her of putting a "Bill Clinton Slick Willy" spin on the ball, and said she was as tricky as a Democrat, etc. He's also big on the military, and wanted to call his group "Empire," which is what a Republican guy would want to call it. Posted by: ace on November 2, 2004 05:19 PM
My hope is that after a day of panicking among those on the plugged-in right, the election is revealed to be a rout when NJ is called for Bush. If they're not doing exit polls in "safe" blue states there could be some surprises, I still think. Posted by: BR on November 2, 2004 05:20 PM
Carolyn? Ick. But Pamela was hot. Posted by: someone on November 2, 2004 05:21 PM
Pamela? The tall, um, woman of indeterminate sexual preference? Carolyn's smokin' hot. Plus, you just know she'd be bossy, which I kinda dig. Posted by: ace on November 2, 2004 05:22 PM
Raj was unfairly blamed for an add campaign that was good, but didn't win. I didn't see anyone else on that team coming up with anything or taking any action, then they all blamed him later on...wait a second. Was I talking about the Apprentice? Posted by: L.D. on November 2, 2004 05:28 PM
Never watched it- so can't comment. I went into major TV-depression at the end of Buffy,and then Angel (which appeared just in time to assuage my pain for the loss X-Files ... which had replaced Next Generation ...) Now I just troll Foxnews ... AMC or TNT for some old movie. "Lost" has somewhat piqued my interest ... but it's too early to tell. And, really, what kind of long-term storyline could it have??? Posted by: Carin on November 2, 2004 05:28 PM
Four more hours! Posted by: Sam Miller on November 2, 2004 05:30 PM
Anyone else gearing up for the new Amazing Race, aka The Best Freaking Show Ever? Posted by: Scout on November 2, 2004 05:31 PM
I have a Jewish mother and I swear to God she loves Bowser! We used to watch the TV show when I was a kid and she would say that she loved Bowser all the time! Posted by: David on November 2, 2004 05:33 PM
I'm impatiently awaiting the new season of Alias. Jennifer Garner in HD...mmmm... Posted by: Brian on November 2, 2004 05:34 PM
Posted by: TAL on November 2, 2004 05:39 PM
Ace likes the bossy types huh? I guess as long as they're dressed in little French maid outfits and carry a horsewhip they can boss me around too.... Posted by: rorochub on November 2, 2004 05:41 PM
TAL: server's toast. What'd it say? Jennifer Garner -- nice, but dating Ben freakin' Affleck? Posted by: someone on November 2, 2004 05:43 PM
Released: November 02, 2004Our Call 2004 Presidential Election Electoral Votes: Bush 213 Kerry 311 Too Close To Call Nevada (5) Too Close To Call Colorado (9) Zogby International Finds: Bush at 49.4%, Kerry at 49.1% The telephone poll of 955 likely voters was conducted (November 1-2, 2004). The MOE is +/- 3.2 Here's how we got there... 2004: Repeat of 2000 Figures:George Bush (Electoral Vote) UT5KS6WY3MS6ID4SC8AK3IN11NE5KY8ND3AL9MT3GA15SD3LA9OK7TX 34John Kerry (Electoral Vote)ME4MD10VT3CT7IL21HI4RI4NY31DE3MA12NJ15DC3CA55Red State Totals (Using Current 2004 Electoral Vote Numbers): 142Blue State Totals (Using Current 2004 Electoral Vote Numbers): 172 Posted by: TAL on November 2, 2004 05:48 PM
*snort* Kerry getting 311 EV? Clearly, Zogby has been smoking crack. On Tuesday afternoons, when Zogby was conducting the poll, the Republicans were all out working and chauffering the kids around. Totally bogus sample. Posted by: Scout on November 2, 2004 05:50 PM
Besides, the latest exit polls have the candidates separated by 1 pt in several of the key battleground states. None of those exit polls include early and absentee voters, both of which skew wildly to Bush. Good news for Bush. Bad news for Zogby's Bush-hating brother. Posted by: Scout on November 2, 2004 05:51 PM
Somehow I picture that "Zogby!" being said like, uh, "Matt Damon!" Posted by: someone on November 2, 2004 05:54 PM
No, it's said more like "Mars, my bitches!" Posted by: TAL on November 2, 2004 06:00 PM
From the Kerry Spot's source (the so-called "obiwan," proof that Generation X has now succesfully infiltrated the power center, despite our own apathy) over on NRO: "What you're hearing about the unreliability of exit polls is accurate. They are focused on urban areas. The exit polls need to be conducted in person, and obviously the media, even with their combined resources, have to pick and choose which polling places to conduct those exit polls. They under-poll rural and suburban areas. In the 1990s, the CNN exit polls were considered so skewed and so bad that GOP campaign strategists regulary added at least two or three points to the Republican candidate's total. He also noticed that the earlier garbage polls, with their 59-41 women/men breakdown, were equalized to the more likely proportional turnout, Bush would win several key states like Ohio in a rout. Before anyone loses their optimism, wait until someone's reputation is on the line in making these calls on the swing states." Posted by: Scout on November 2, 2004 06:02 PM
Yeah. Manimal and Airwolf. Shows that died before their time. Think of the effects they could do now with Manimal. Posted by: Iblis on November 2, 2004 06:24 PM
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