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November 01, 2004
Polls, Schmolls-- It's All Psychohistory Now, BabyThree out of four econometric models predict an easy-to-landslide Bush victory. posted by Ace at 09:41 PM
CommentsDamn Ace, you have almost convinced me to send you funds. Psychohistory? Who knew you were an Asimov fan. Just mention Piers Anthony next and I might send you a buck or four... Posted by: Midaz on November 1, 2004 10:21 PM
If Bush wins again, Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins are moving to a remote planet at the edge of the Galaxy to found the Encyclopedia Moonbatica. It will keep alive the knowledge of the Unocal pipeline through Afghanistan, Karl Rove's secret control of Osama bin Laden, and the remote-control demolition of WTC 7 through the coming age of barbarism. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 1, 2004 10:41 PM
You know why God created economists? To make weathermen look good. I'd rather have the mainstream media on my side than all the econometric models in the world. Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 1, 2004 10:42 PM
I thought Psychohistory was a shuttlecraft from the Battlestar Cadillactica. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 1, 2004 11:15 PM
So, when can we create a Galactic Empire? Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 2, 2004 12:25 AM
As soon as the Galactic Umpire says it's OK. He's the next step after the Global Test. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 2, 2004 12:30 AM
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Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
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That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
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Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot ![]()
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Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine
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Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:
Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
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