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November 01, 2004

Polls, Schmolls-- It's All Psychohistory Now, Baby

Three out of four econometric models predict an easy-to-landslide Bush victory.


posted by Ace at 09:41 PM
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Damn Ace, you have almost convinced me to send you funds. Psychohistory? Who knew you were an Asimov fan. Just mention Piers Anthony next and I might send you a buck or four...

Posted by: Midaz on November 1, 2004 10:21 PM

If Bush wins again, Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins are moving to a remote planet at the edge of the Galaxy to found the Encyclopedia Moonbatica. It will keep alive the knowledge of the Unocal pipeline through Afghanistan, Karl Rove's secret control of Osama bin Laden, and the remote-control demolition of WTC 7 through the coming age of barbarism.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 1, 2004 10:41 PM

You know why God created economists? To make weathermen look good. I'd rather have the mainstream media on my side than all the econometric models in the world.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on November 1, 2004 10:42 PM

I thought Psychohistory was a shuttlecraft from the Battlestar Cadillactica.

Posted by: Dear Johns on November 1, 2004 11:15 PM

So, when can we create a Galactic Empire?

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 2, 2004 12:25 AM

As soon as the Galactic Umpire says it's OK. He's the next step after the Global Test.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 2, 2004 12:30 AM
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