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Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Los Angeles fires and the culpability of the Democrat/Progressive complex, Deportation as a perfectly acceptable policy, and whether Carter was the worst president!

Defamation mafia CNN actually bothers to fact-check Biden's claim he would've won had he stayed in the race: "It's flat-out bonkers"

Richmond, VA Water Crisis: Water Distribution being carried out via "Equity" . Illegal Aliens given priority over black and white citizens. [dri] (8 min mark)

Victory Girls: Latrine John-Pissoir is the most incompetent spokeswoman in American history

New York Post Editorial: Those who covered up Biden's senility and illegally ran the government themselves for the past four years must be named, shamed, and arraigned
That last part is my bit, which I like.

Jury voir dire in $1 Billion CNN/Jake Tapper defamation suit leads to sweet vindication -- at least six of the potential jurors think CNN makes up "fake news," only two of them have ever heard of Jake Tapper
Thanks to @alexthechick
They'd have heard of him if they ever posted anything critical of CNN on Jake's real platform, Twitter

Thune: Hegseth has the votes to be confirmed SecDef
Also, Trump told two "no" votes on Johnson that they're "being ridiculous" and stepping all over the agenda that the country voted for. They changed their votes to "yes."

HISTORIC: Kamala Harris becomes the first woman of color to certify her own election loss before Congress

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 06, 2025

The faces of dirty hoor Kamala and Mike Johnson tell a story

'Member the Summer of Joy?

Reminder: Nasty man and ruinous president Jimmy Carter pushed the RussiaHoax hard, alleging that Trump only won due to "Russian interference"

From Piper, everybody hates Kamala because she's a dirty dirty hoor

The winds of change are coming. [dri]

FBI investigating reports of an effort to bomb SpaceX's Boca Chica Starship facility In an interview Friday, he said he was there on the afternoon of Christmas Eve when an SUV pulled up with five male passengers who rolled down their windows to converse. They said they were from the Middle East. “I said something like, ‘What are y’all here for? ’ and the driver said, ‘Oh, we’re here to blow (Starship) up,’ ” Wehrle said. “I just went stone cold, and he said, ‘Oh, I got you. I was joking.’ ” As the conversation went on, though, Wehrle’s visitors said at least three times they were in South Texas to attack Starship. He reported the incident to SpaceX and the sheriff’s office and said he was contacted later by an investigator.

Podcast: Happy New Year! We discuss the New Orleans Islamic terrorist attack, the stupidity of the current security apparatus, and more!

Exciting war story from Delta Force operator Chris Van Sant, who tells a story about improvising a plan to stop an already-moving boat carrying Islamic foreign terrorists to Iraq. The whole "plan" is made up on the fly, and is mostly carried out by just three special forces operators from three different services. The story ends with Chris Van Sant kinda-sorta bullshitting an admiral into launching a naval barrage.
Worth it!

Election Night, as the taxpayer-funded PBS covered it
Jonathan Capeheart is just a hissing, squealing deflating balloon!

The Capitol Building was struck by lightning tonight (NYE)

China (I assume, I'm just going by the dragon) uses drones and fireworks in combination and it's pretty neat

Japan launches what is claimed to be the world's biggest firework
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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

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Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries You're A Better Man Than I Am, ONT The Cutest L'il Monsters Cafe Adam Carolla: California's Government Started These Fires, and Has an Evil Surprise Coming for Those Who Lost Their Homes: They Won't Let You Rebuild the Homes They Burned Down, Either Arson? Washington Post Fires Its "Gender Columnist" After Killing Her Last Article Leaked Memo: Karen Bass Demanded Fire Department Slash Budget by an Additional $49 Million... One Week Before the Wildfires Blazed Meta (FaceBook) Announces End of DEI Programs Karen Bass Slashed $17 Million from LA's Firefighting Budget, With the Monies Cut Mostly from Fire Prevention. Here's What Angelinos Got In Return. Criminal Judge Merchan "Sentences" Trump to "Unconditional Discharge" THE MORNING RANT: Periodic Roundup of the EV Follies – 01/10/2025 Absent Friends Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups	« Hiring Picks Up in October \| Main \| Pictorial Endorsement: Why You Must Vote For Bush » October 31, 2004 Lyric Fragment Quiz Answers Never got around to providing the answers to this quiz, but I guess George, Morpheus, Michelle and other readers got almost all of them. Still, just to make it official, here are the songs: 1. "US inflation" Wall of Voodoo, Mexican Radio 2. "put an arrow" Ratt, Round and Round 3. "take me bottom to top" Donna Summer's Dim All the Lights, which I thought was just a sort of sweet song about romancin' and dancin', but nope, turns out the lyrics are pretty dirty. 4. "elders of the gentle race" Led Zep, Kashmir 5. "cold in the gutter" I don't think anyone got this-- TLC, Waterfalls. 6. "empty by definition" -- Scritti Politti, A Perfect Way 7. "a trace of/hypocrisy" -- Extreme, Rest in Peace (Make Love Not War) 8. "thick and juicy" -- Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot. I don't think anyone got this, which surprised me. 9. "wild-eyed boys" -- Thin Lizzy, The Boys are Back in Town 10. "you could sex her" -- Young MC, Bust a Move 11. "Dealin' in multiplication" -- Eddie Grant, Electric Avenue 12. "this issue's gone" -- J. Geils Band, Centerfold 13. "I just drove by" -- Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby 14. "feedin' me soup" -- Another one no one got. I'm not big on hip hop, but man, when I heard this song six or seven years ago, I cracked up laughing. It's Positive K, I Got a Man. 15. "ass like John McEnroe" -- House of Pain, Jump Around 16. "your price for flight" (CHANGED: Was "desperately pondered." Decided that was too obscure. The new lyric is for a new song entirely.) Nightranger, Sister Christian (way easy). The old lyric was from Lovefool by... um, the Cranberries? I forget. 17. "virginal brides" -- Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus 18. "lost my light" -- Tainted Love by Soft Cell. 19. "your exclusive company" (HINT: Spoken word part.) -- Popular by Nada Surf 20. "act like an imbecile" Safety Dance, Men Without Hats 21. "shoot it in" -- Relax, Frankie Goes to Hollywood 22. "great big world" -- I was suprised that no one seemed to get this. It's from American Girl by Tom Petty. After all, it was a great big world... 23. "subtle innuendoes" or "subtle innuendo" Goody Two Shoes by Adam Ant 24. "raw like sushi" Ahem. Rico Suave, by Geraldo, or whatever his name was. 25. "little bit terrified" Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler. Written by Jim Steinman. 26. "tuning in on you" -- Video Killed the Radio Star, the Buggles 27. "eight by twelve four-bit" -- King of the Road by Roger Miller 28. "hating you for loving me" -- Berlin, The Metro 29. "host of holy horrors" -- Rush, Freewill 30. "oatmeal lumpy" -- the Humpty Dance by the Digital Underground posted by Ace at 09:23 PM Comments "desperately pondered" Lovefool - The Cardigans Posted by: fidens on October 31, 2004 11:30 PM Lovefool was by the Cardigans... Posted by: morpheus on November 1, 2004 11:07 AM Duh, me can read. Sorry, I didn't notice fidens answering this RIGHT ABOVE HERE! Posted by: morpheus on November 1, 2004 11:07 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the Los Angeles fires and the culpability of the Democrat/Progressive complex, Deportation as a perfectly acceptable policy, and whether Carter was the worst president! Defamation mafia CNN actually bothers to fact-check Biden's claim he would've won had he stayed in the race: "It's flat-out bonkers" Richmond, VA Water Crisis: Water Distribution being carried out via "Equity" . Illegal Aliens given priority over black and white citizens. [dri] (8 min mark) Victory Girls: Latrine John-Pissoir is the most incompetent spokeswoman in American history New York Post Editorial: Those who covered up Biden's senility and illegally ran the government themselves for the past four years must be named, shamed, and arraigned That last part is my bit, which I like. Jury voir dire in $1 Billion CNN/Jake Tapper defamation suit leads to sweet vindication -- at least six of the potential jurors think CNN makes up "fake news," only two of them have ever heard of Jake Tapper Thanks to @alexthechick They'd have heard of him if they ever posted anything critical of CNN on Jake's real platform, Twitter Thune: Hegseth has the votes to be confirmed SecDef Also, Trump told two "no" votes on Johnson that they're "being ridiculous" and stepping all over the agenda that the country voted for. They changed their votes to "yes." HISTORIC: Kamala Harris becomes the first woman of color to certify her own election loss before Congress Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 06, 2025 The faces of dirty hoor Kamala and Mike Johnson tell a story 'Member the Summer of Joy? Reminder: Nasty man and ruinous president Jimmy Carter pushed the RussiaHoax hard, alleging that Trump only won due to "Russian interference" From Piper, everybody hates Kamala because she's a dirty dirty hoor The winds of change are coming. [dri] FBI investigating reports of an effort to bomb SpaceX's Boca Chica Starship facility In an interview Friday, he said he was there on the afternoon of Christmas Eve when an SUV pulled up with five male passengers who rolled down their windows to converse. They said they were from the Middle East. “I said something like, ‘What are y’all here for? ’ and the driver said, ‘Oh, we’re here to blow (Starship) up,’ ” Wehrle said. “I just went stone cold, and he said, ‘Oh, I got you. I was joking.’ ” As the conversation went on, though, Wehrle’s visitors said at least three times they were in South Texas to attack Starship. He reported the incident to SpaceX and the sheriff’s office and said he was contacted later by an investigator. Podcast: Happy New Year! We discuss the New Orleans Islamic terrorist attack, the stupidity of the current security apparatus, and more! Exciting war story from Delta Force operator Chris Van Sant, who tells a story about improvising a plan to stop an already-moving boat carrying Islamic foreign terrorists to Iraq. The whole "plan" is made up on the fly, and is mostly carried out by just three special forces operators from three different services. The story ends with Chris Van Sant kinda-sorta bullshitting an admiral into launching a naval barrage. Worth it! Election Night, as the taxpayer-funded PBS covered it Jonathan Capeheart is just a hissing, squealing deflating balloon! The Capitol Building was struck by lightning tonight (NYE) China (I assume, I'm just going by the dragon) uses drones and fireworks in combination and it's pretty neat Japan launches what is claimed to be the world's biggest firework Thanks to andycanuck Recent Comments Alberta Oil Peon: "I know you think you're making sense, but you're r ..." Orson: "68 Heh. Loved the New Years celebration video. Po ..." GWB: "Is that lady going to whack the cat with the shove ..." Cicero (@cicero43): "77 Our top story: fired fire lesbian unfired. ..." Count de Monet: "Okay. Need some Horde input. Job ap has a small s ..." nerdygirl: "[i]26 Okay. Need some Horde input. Job ap has a ..." Cicero (@cicero43): "75 Okay. Need some Horde input. Job ap has a sma ..." 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