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October 26, 2004
DNC Rues Clues They Might Lose Jews, AnewTop Rabbi Urges Conservative Jews to Vote For Bush A senior Israeli rabbi with influence among almost 150,000 American Jews ruled Tuesday that they should vote for President George W. Bush in the upcoming US elections, his office said. You know the one thing keeping Jews from defecting to the Republican Party wholesale? Damn him. posted by Ace at 07:50 PM
CommentsTremendous numbers of Orthodox Jews live in New York. While their votes could help Bush in the popular vote count, those votes will not help in the Electoral College count. Orthodox Jews have tended conservative for many years. Al D'Amato considered their support key when he was our NY senator. Posted by: J M Galvin on October 26, 2004 08:01 PM
Um, who's Bowzer? Posted by: Matt on October 26, 2004 08:18 PM
Bowzer was/is the lead singer of Sha Na Na. He was in Miami a few days back as the Dems' big celebrity draw. I linked the article into the post, so now you can just click on Bowzer and see what I'm talking about. I should have done that from the start, but I'm lazy. Posted by: ace on October 26, 2004 08:58 PM
At the most recent Bush rally in Michigan, I found myself walking back to my car behind a whole family of jews - who had plastered "Jews for Bush" all over their black coats, etc. Posted by: Carin on October 26, 2004 09:44 PM
Oy gevalt! If my forefathers could see this, they would just plotz! Posted by: Chaim Topol on October 26, 2004 09:52 PM
Matt, Don't listen to Ace. He's lying to you. Here's the lowdown: Bowzer is one of the bad guys in Super Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers are obviously Roman Catholics. The Roman Catholic church has always had an anti-Semitic bent. So it's easy to see that Bowzer is the metaphorical "evil Jew" in the Roman Catholic morality tale that is Super Mario Brothers. How this connects to the Kerry campaign is left as an exercise for the reader. Posted by: Smack on October 26, 2004 10:16 PM
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An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. "Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.
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