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October 26, 2004

DNC Rues Clues They Might Lose Jews, Anew

Top Rabbi Urges Conservative Jews to Vote For Bush

Itza Mitzvah!:

A senior Israeli rabbi with influence among almost 150,000 American Jews ruled Tuesday that they should vote for President George W. Bush in the upcoming US elections, his office said.

Rabbi Shalom Yosef Elyashiv, responding to queries from Americans residing in Israel, has decided that Bush is better for Israel than his competitor, John Kerry, said an assistant to the rabbi, Haim Cohen.

Elyashiv's opinions are respected by large ultra-Orthodox communities, especially in Israel and the US. Elyashiv has strong influence over about half of all haredi Jews of European origin.

"Apparently George Bush loves Israel and thus we need to vote for him," the rabbi said Tuesday, according to Cohen.

...

About 140,000 American Orthodox Jews will probably abide by Elyashiv's decision, said Sam Heilman, an expert on American Jews at Queens College in New York. But Elyashiv is just confirming the theories of many analysts who believe most haredi Jews in the US vote Republican, Heilman said in a telephone interview from his office.

"What's extraordinary is that the rabbi is addressing non-Israelis in a sense," Heilman said. "This confirms that the Orthodox community, by and large, is supporting Bush more than Kerry."

You know the one thing keeping Jews from defecting to the Republican Party wholesale?

Bowzer.

Damn him.


posted by Ace at 07:50 PM
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Tremendous numbers of Orthodox Jews live in New York. While their votes could help Bush in the popular vote count, those votes will not help in the Electoral College count.

Orthodox Jews have tended conservative for many years. Al D'Amato considered their support key when he was our NY senator.

Posted by: J M Galvin on October 26, 2004 08:01 PM

Um, who's Bowzer?

Posted by: Matt on October 26, 2004 08:18 PM

Bowzer was/is the lead singer of Sha Na Na. He was in Miami a few days back as the Dems' big celebrity draw.

I linked the article into the post, so now you can just click on Bowzer and see what I'm talking about. I should have done that from the start, but I'm lazy.

Posted by: ace on October 26, 2004 08:58 PM

At the most recent Bush rally in Michigan, I found myself walking back to my car behind a whole family of jews - who had plastered "Jews for Bush" all over their black coats, etc.

Posted by: Carin on October 26, 2004 09:44 PM

Oy gevalt! If my forefathers could see this, they would just plotz!

Posted by: Chaim Topol on October 26, 2004 09:52 PM

Matt,

Don't listen to Ace. He's lying to you. Here's the lowdown:

Bowzer is one of the bad guys in Super Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers are obviously Roman Catholics. The Roman Catholic church has always had an anti-Semitic bent.

So it's easy to see that Bowzer is the metaphorical "evil Jew" in the Roman Catholic morality tale that is Super Mario Brothers.

How this connects to the Kerry campaign is left as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Smack on October 26, 2004 10:16 PM
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