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October 26, 2004
DNC Rues Clues They Might Lose Jews, AnewTop Rabbi Urges Conservative Jews to Vote For Bush A senior Israeli rabbi with influence among almost 150,000 American Jews ruled Tuesday that they should vote for President George W. Bush in the upcoming US elections, his office said. You know the one thing keeping Jews from defecting to the Republican Party wholesale? Damn him. posted by Ace at 07:50 PM
CommentsTremendous numbers of Orthodox Jews live in New York. While their votes could help Bush in the popular vote count, those votes will not help in the Electoral College count. Orthodox Jews have tended conservative for many years. Al D'Amato considered their support key when he was our NY senator. Posted by: J M Galvin on October 26, 2004 08:01 PM
Um, who's Bowzer? Posted by: Matt on October 26, 2004 08:18 PM
Bowzer was/is the lead singer of Sha Na Na. He was in Miami a few days back as the Dems' big celebrity draw. I linked the article into the post, so now you can just click on Bowzer and see what I'm talking about. I should have done that from the start, but I'm lazy. Posted by: ace on October 26, 2004 08:58 PM
At the most recent Bush rally in Michigan, I found myself walking back to my car behind a whole family of jews - who had plastered "Jews for Bush" all over their black coats, etc. Posted by: Carin on October 26, 2004 09:44 PM
Oy gevalt! If my forefathers could see this, they would just plotz! Posted by: Chaim Topol on October 26, 2004 09:52 PM
Matt, Don't listen to Ace. He's lying to you. Here's the lowdown: Bowzer is one of the bad guys in Super Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers are obviously Roman Catholics. The Roman Catholic church has always had an anti-Semitic bent. So it's easy to see that Bowzer is the metaphorical "evil Jew" in the Roman Catholic morality tale that is Super Mario Brothers. How this connects to the Kerry campaign is left as an exercise for the reader. Posted by: Smack on October 26, 2004 10:16 PM
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I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?
Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot ![]()
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Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine
Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget'
Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:
Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way. The kid's in shock up and down the block The folks are home playing beat the clock Down at the golden cup They set the young ones up Under the neon light Selling day for night It's alright Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody) Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody) Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody) Nobody
Flashback: UCLA allows terror-supporting thugs to set up and maintain checkpoints to keep Jews out of campus buildings
More video of the anti-Jewish checkpoints A major university allowed this and defended this.
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Nick Sortor Coastal evacuation ordered in Honolulu Warnings for the California coast as well. Impact expected at 12:15
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Both guys are old liberals, maybe even of the far-left variety, and both are appalled by the Democrat/Deep State coup against the US. Kiriakou says that CIA officers were legally obligated to report to the Inspector General John Brennan's repeated overruling of actual intelligence to encode his partisan conspiracy theories into US intel product, but of course they didn't. Recent Comments
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