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Congrats to Bill from INDCHe gets an Honorable Mention from the Washington Post for Best Inside the Beltway Blog. Meanwhile, here at Ace of Spades HQ, I just got linked in a sub-thread in a forum dedicated to busty women and large-capacity pistols. So, don't you worry about me. I'm doin' all right. (crunches forty pain pills in teeth before swigging it all down with jug of Val-U-Rite discount vodka) I'm doin just fine and dandy. posted by Ace at 07:57 PM
CommentsUmmm.... Revolvers or automatics? Posted by: See-Dubya on October 25, 2004 08:03 PM
It's all right, Ace. Speaking as a fem who shoots a .45, I still like you. Posted by: Dianna on October 25, 2004 08:14 PM
I don't believe you, Dianna. You'll have to post some pictures. Did Kim richards ever shoot any guns in any of her movies? Posted by: See-Dubya on October 25, 2004 08:17 PM
You got Val-U-Rite!? I got pruno. Just bought a full coffee can. Cost me two cigar butts and a booger. Inflation.
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Why not post the link to the forum, hmmmm? Posted by: Cowboy Blob on October 25, 2004 08:42 PM
It's all right, Ace. Speaking as a fem who shoots a .45, I still like you.You're not tough until you shoot a .50 - hehe ;) :P Posted by: fat kid on October 25, 2004 08:49 PM
They're payin him off fer overhypin' that damn Kerry story til it ruptured but don't you fret yerself. Let's go gun 'n babe up his prissy little threads 'n give him the walmartin' hizazz has got commin' til we drag his uppity blog back here to the trailer park. You got money fer gas? Posted by: Lastango on October 25, 2004 09:55 PM
And the link to that busty women thread is??? Posted by: Christopher Cross on October 25, 2004 10:27 PM
Ace? Ace! Comeon wakeup damnyou. I seen 'im, I seen Bill! Posted by: Lastango on October 25, 2004 10:39 PM
Asking the WaPo host a Best Blogs roundup is like asking the Grammys to salute the best indie bands. The 2 spheres don't really intersect. How is Bill supposed to compete with The Corner, which is essentially a vanity blog by a Big Media outlet? Frank J is funny, but most of the nominees weren't particularly original sites. Just remember, A Taste of Honey copped Elvis Costello's Best New Artist Grammy way back when. Nuff said. Posted by: jeff on October 25, 2004 10:59 PM
Fuck that Ace. You're still #1 with me. Well #1 after my own pain "medication" and other "substances"... Posted by: greg on October 25, 2004 11:00 PM
Yeah Ace, screw those hippies! Posted by: Iblis on October 25, 2004 11:26 PM
I have it on good authority* that Bill only got 2nd because he surpressed the black vote. I also question the timing of the results of this contest. *My Taco Bell chihuahua plushie Posted by: Elric on October 25, 2004 11:43 PM
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