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October 26, 2004
"Hope Is On the Way"It's strange to link Ken Wheaton a third time this week, but, hey, let's face it, when a guy pushes you into a corner in a bar and says "Your blog is so damn smart and funny I just have to give you a non-gay 'friendship handjob' right here and now," you tend to remember his URL. I'm not saying anyone else should try this, by the way. For some reason I was just receptive to it. I had just finished watching Youngblood again, and, welll... let's just say Rob Lowe was practically packed into that hockey uniform. At any rate, this post should help clarify what this election is about: If you think this war started on Sept. 11 ... hope is on the way. That's the kind of hope we don't need. If you're looking for that kind of hope for the next four long, bitter, hellish years, by all means, sit on your ass on election day and pick your toenails. What the hell does it take to get committed-but-nonvoting conservatives to vote, anyway? Maybe this: On November 2nd, Impeach President John Forbes Kerry pre-emptively. And, if you can, try to do more than vote. Captain's Quarters has some suggestions. So does Slantpoint. Those links, and plenty more, from Kesher Talk. There's more that needs to be done. And me? Well, I'm trying to figure out what I can do, too. I'm going to be knocking on doors or manning the phone banks somewhere. I'd hoped to be some sort of impressario/host, maybe wearing a Captain Stubing captain's jacket of some kind (don't know why, just always wanted to strut around like a big macher on the Aloha Deck), but it seems I'm to be a grunt. It's that important. It's that important that I'm going to get my lazy ass to do something. Maybe look into it yourself, too, if you can find the time.
And if You Live in NYC or NJ: Alarming News wants you to go to Hackensack and help make phone calls to drum out Republican voters. I've been to Hackensack. It's not nearly as bad as the name might suggest. Maybe I'll return this weekend... The Black Republican is taking the the next week semi-off (?) from his blog to work for the RNC. Good for you, man. posted by Ace at 12:48 AM
CommentsHackensack is a lovely town. Great minor league team, too. That Brewster kid had a helluva pitching arm. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 26, 2004 01:56 AM
I'm trying to organize some carpools for us non-automotive Manhattanites, for both NJ and PA trips through election day. Anyone who wants a ride or can offer one, email me. Posted by: Yehudit on October 26, 2004 03:44 AM
Sorry. I'm from Staten Island. Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin on October 26, 2004 06:46 AM
I am still waiting on my marching orders. Since Georgia is blood red I bet I am heading to Florida. I took the first couple of days off next week. Posted by: Michael C on October 26, 2004 07:43 AM
The election is coming up, Ace is discussing 'friendship h@ndjobs', and K-Lo in The Corner is reminiscing about Judy Blume. Strange days, indeed. (BTW Ace, what bar were you thinking of?) Posted by: Rich Baldwin on October 26, 2004 10:47 AM
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CNBC ranks Tennessee as dead last in its “Worst States to Live” analysis. The specific reason is that cross-dressing men in TN are denied access to children and women’s private spaces. Texas finished 49th. The “worst” states were all red states. [Buck]
Senator Lindsey Graham (R - SC) has died after a "brief and sudden illness." [Buck]
The "Evel Knievel Experience," a museum dedicated to the famous daredevil, opens in (where else) Las Vegas
Well I guess they could have opened it on the Snake Canyon.
In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
More "fedslop" that Cavernous Nostrils is too smart to be taken in by:
Blake Neff Fenix Ammunition Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round. Boy these Internet Experts (TM) sure do get a lot of things wrong.
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