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October 20, 2004

Polls, Polls, Polls

Mason-Dixon will show narrow, very narrow Bush edge in Florida, 48-45.

WaPo tracking: B 51, K 46.

And most Americans expect Bush to win:

While the various national polls show that voters prefer the president over Mr. Kerry by an average of four points, those same surveys place Mr. Bush some 20 points ahead on the question of which candidate is expected to win.

...

"If more people (regardless of whom they support) don't start telling pollsters that they believe Kerry will win, he probably can't," Mr. Halperin wrote in ABC's the Note, an online political briefing.

...

Roughly one-quarter of Kerry supporters who have an opinion on the outcome of the election predict the Massachusetts Democrat will lose, according to polls by Fox News and the TechnoMetrica Institute of Policy and Politics (TIPP). By contrast, only one of 18 Bush supporters who have an opinion on the outcome expect the president to lose.

Whatever people expect, you've got to vote.

A friend of mine joked that voting was for dorks. Maybe so, but this time around, you've got to put on your velvet dice-pouch and Spock-ears and dork it up, big time.


posted by Ace at 02:06 AM
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Hey, some of the optomistic Kerry voters expect Bush to win, too!

Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 20, 2004 02:55 AM

This is all great news, but these polls ignore what looks to be two key demographics in this election: dead people and fictional characters.

From what I've been reading lately, about 99% of these two groups expect Kerry to win.

Posted by: Sean M. on October 20, 2004 03:38 AM

Wait a second, I missed something.... Is Mary Poppins really on crack?

Posted by: Master of None on October 20, 2004 09:36 AM

Check out denbeste's take on the polls. Unmistakable trends suggest MSM scripting/fudging or outright collusion. How very interesting (Bugs Bunny beauty parlor voice).

Posted by: dano on October 20, 2004 02:07 PM

Velvet dice bag?? You must be referring to "The Gamer's Bag."

http://www.thegamersbag.com/

They have no equal.

Posted by: Brock on October 22, 2004 09:31 AM
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