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Two-Track Mind: D&D Babes VideoMy two favorite literary themes: elves and soft-core pornography. Plus, a dork in a crimson cape. And the special effects here are superb. Outstanding. The whole production has a very Krull-like feel to it. posted by Ace at 02:20 AM
CommentsPut my absentee ballot in the mail, turn around, and encounter this flashback.... Whoah! Too gnarly! Posted by: cthulhu on October 20, 2004 02:28 AM
where's the cowbell? Posted by: Da Goddess on October 20, 2004 03:25 AM
Ace, in this setting, context counts. And those young ladies are total babes compared to the one or two girls who ever showed up during any D&D session in my [cough] years of gaming. (And thanks for the link). Posted by: JohnL on October 20, 2004 09:59 AM
It's so ... disturbing. Yet I can't look away. Posted by: George on October 20, 2004 10:03 AM
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Hmm. Soft-core porn. With no nudity. Very soft, indeed! Posted by: zetetic on October 20, 2004 11:13 AM
I thought Stinky was a character on Growing Pains. Was Nelson's last name Stibbone? Posted by: Mrs C on October 20, 2004 11:44 AM
Jesus, I forgot about about Krull. And I think I saw it SOBER. Did u know that Liam Neeson was in it?? Posted by: jeff on October 20, 2004 12:18 PM
Jesus, I forgot about about Krull. And I think I saw it SOBER. Did u know that Liam Neeson was in it?? Who do you think you're dealing with here? An amateur? Of course I knew that. I also know that he and Patrick Stewart were in Excalibur. Anil nathra uthvas bethod dothielle diende! Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 01:47 PM
I also know that he and Patrick Stewart were in Excalibur. Ah, but did you know that Patrick Stewart was in a movie about a gay guy with that goob from The Pretender? Posted by: Smack on October 20, 2004 08:25 PM
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Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case:
Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn’t have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
FBI raids home of John Bolton, former Trump national security advisor "The probe is eyeing multiple instances of the use of classified documents in leaks to news media. NBC reported that the investigation into Bolton began during the Biden administration, but did not go further before President Joe Biden left office in January." [CBD]
Money Wired to Mexico Hits a Decade Low as US Immigration Policies Take Hold
Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD] ![]()
"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]
Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).
Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?
Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot ![]()
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition
Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine
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