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October 20, 2004

Two-Track Mind: D&D Babes Video

My two favorite literary themes: elves and soft-core pornography. Plus, a dork in a crimson cape.

The chicks here might not be "babes" in the strictest sense of the word, but they all look a lot better with graph paper in their hands than my old buds Nelson and Stinky.

And the special effects here are superb. Outstanding. The whole production has a very Krull-like feel to it.


posted by Ace at 02:20 AM
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Put my absentee ballot in the mail, turn around, and encounter this flashback....

Whoah!

Too gnarly!

Posted by: cthulhu on October 20, 2004 02:28 AM

where's the cowbell?

Posted by: Da Goddess on October 20, 2004 03:25 AM

Ace, in this setting, context counts. And those young ladies are total babes compared to the one or two girls who ever showed up during any D&D session in my [cough] years of gaming. (And thanks for the link).

Posted by: JohnL on October 20, 2004 09:59 AM

It's so ... disturbing. Yet I can't look away.

Posted by: George on October 20, 2004 10:03 AM


Going from the "artwork" one wonders if an encounter with Trogdor The Burninator might be in the cards?

Posted by: Random Passerby on October 20, 2004 10:16 AM

Hmm.

Soft-core porn.

With no nudity.

Very soft, indeed!

Posted by: zetetic on October 20, 2004 11:13 AM

I thought Stinky was a character on Growing Pains. Was Nelson's last name Stibbone?

Posted by: Mrs C on October 20, 2004 11:44 AM

Jesus, I forgot about about Krull. And I think I saw it SOBER. Did u know that Liam Neeson was in it??

Posted by: jeff on October 20, 2004 12:18 PM

Jesus, I forgot about about Krull. And I think I saw it SOBER. Did u know that Liam Neeson was in it??

Who do you think you're dealing with here? An amateur? Of course I knew that.

I also know that he and Patrick Stewart were in Excalibur.

Anil nathra uthvas bethod dothielle diende!

Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 01:47 PM

I also know that he and Patrick Stewart were in Excalibur.

Ah, but did you know that Patrick Stewart was in a movie about a gay guy with that goob from The Pretender?

Posted by: Smack on October 20, 2004 08:25 PM
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