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Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD]

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"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]

Trump on Putin summit: "We made big progress"

Trump arranges a B2 Stealth Bomber flyover for his meeting with Putin

The Beatles' full (but short) concert in Washington DC, from 1964

Longbow FAQ: How do Type XVI arrowheads do against partial plate armor?

Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver.
It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.

Jay Mohr's impression of Bill Burr and his lazy, bitchy Old Queen style of "comedy" is hilarious

Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged.
Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).

Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?

Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket
At least the thing still runs
This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget
Whose suicide you're on.
Also:
You wax poetic about things pathetic
As long as you look so cute
Believe these hills are starting to roll
Believe these stars are starting to shoot

Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more!

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition
Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your love
I'd just like to make you mine, all mine

Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget'
Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD]

Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment"

I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:

Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. Our Heart Which is the Beating Heart of Not Just Our Blood, But Our Progress. And Our People. And Democracy. The End.

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Early 80s Mystery Click: A medley of songs by a 60s band

Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way.
The kid's in shock up and down the block
The folks are home playing beat the clock
Down at the golden cup
They set the young ones up
Under the neon light
Selling day for night
It's alright
Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody)
Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody)
Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody)
Nobody

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Bush Lead Solidifies Nationally and in Ohio \| Main \| Andrew Sullivan Can Contribute Something » October 19, 2004 German Economy Ailing; Frenchmen Nervous, Begin Trying to Make Nice-Nice With Americans and Brits You're on your own for the next one, Jean-Claude: The German economy is recovering, but the modest upturn will lose momentum as early as next year as a result of surging oil prices and a slowdown in exports, leading economic research institutes said Tuesday. In the traditional autumn report published by Germany's six leading economic research institutes, five of the think tanks -- Ifo in Munich, HWWA in Hamburg, RWI in Essen, IfW in Kiel and IWH in Halle -- said they expected growth to slow to 1.5 percent next year from an anticipated 1.8 percent this year. One of the funniest things in the world is having one of the most arrogant people on earth -- a nation so arrogant it turned racial purity into a genocidal creed -- call the USA arrogant. I'm ever so glad I don't have to hear much about precision German engineering anymore. Fuck 'em. Like a Viking. posted by Ace at 05:42 PM Comments Bah, they've had a big head ever since that huge upset victory over Varnus in 9 AD. They're just hot air nowadays though. Posted by: Smack on October 19, 2004 07:10 PM Germans, what Germans? They'll be renaming the place Little Ankara soon. Posted by: Iblis on October 19, 2004 07:16 PM Don't know much about this fancy schmancy economic stuff, but I just wanted to point out that the "optimistic" expectation in the article cited is a growth of 2%, more realisitc estimates put it at 1.2. In "the worst depression since Hoover", American GDP growth dropped as low as 2.7, then jumped up to 7.4, and averages at about 3.3 annually. Tell me again why the Dems think we should model ourselves after Europe? (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/29/national/main646269.shtml) Posted by: francisthegreat on October 19, 2004 07:33 PM Ace, where did "like a Viking" come from? I've seen you use this phrase before, but I don't remember it's origins. Posted by: Kerry Is Unelectable A.K.A. The Apologist on October 19, 2004 10:16 PM Must resist ... must resist those cooper minis! ARGH!!! Posted by: Princess Kimberley on October 19, 2004 10:44 PM "Like a Viking" actually comes from Son of Nixon. It's just something he said that I thought was pretty funny. Posted by: ace on October 20, 2004 12:15 AM Only in the context of Continental Europe could 1.8% growth be called recovery. Even the strongest economy in Europe, the United Kingdom's, will only grow at a relatively anaemic 3.5% this year. Posted by: David Gillies on October 20, 2004 11:39 AM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Claim: Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea might have been killed by a botched surgery, with a surgeon accidentally cutting his phrenic nerve, which controls the diaphragm and breathing Money Wired to Mexico Hits a Decade Low as US Immigration Policies Take Hold Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD] Podcast: Boots on the ground in Ukraine? We're against it! Trump shines a light on voting, Miss Universe wearing a suicide vest? And more! "As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied." Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD] Trump on Putin summit: "We made big progress" Trump arranges a B2 Stealth Bomber flyover for his meeting with Putin The Beatles' full (but short) concert in Washington DC, from 1964 Longbow FAQ: How do Type XVI arrowheads do against partial plate armor? Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded? I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver. It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too. Jay Mohr's impression of Bill Burr and his lazy, bitchy Old Queen style of "comedy" is hilarious Compilation of Naked Gun intros That theme gets me charged. Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s). Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible? Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more! Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget' Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment" I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be: Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. Our Heart Which is the Beating Heart of Not Just Our Blood, But Our Progress. And Our People. And Democracy. The End. Posted by: ... Early 80s Mystery Click: A medley of songs by a 60s band Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way. The kid's in shock up and down the block The folks are home playing beat the clock Down at the golden cup They set the young ones up Under the neon light Selling day for night It's alright Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody) Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody) Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody) Nobody Recent Comments Black Orchid: "[I]Roberts voted with the 3 leftist female Justice ..." I need more popcorn : "John Bolton raid. So many questions. 5AM? Guns ..." Inogame: "Good morning, J.J. Good morning, Horde. ..." fd: ""Alligator Alcatraz ordered to be dismantled after ..." I used to have a different nic[/s][/b][/i][/u]: "[i]the United Arab Emirates (UAE) have higher prop ..." Nova Local: "16 >Supreme Court Lifts Order, Allowing Trump to C ..." pedophileTomAlexandrovich: "TikTok has overhauled its hate speech rules, banni ..." rhennigantx: "55 million VISAS What the fuck over? 26 Kenya ..." 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German Economy Ailing; Frenchmen Nervous, Begin Trying to Make Nice-Nice With Americans and Brits