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Robert Mueller, Former Special Counsel Who Probed Trump, Dies

“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”

TJM has thoughts on Superheros and Iconography

Canadian School Designates Cafeteria And Lunchroom As "No Food Zones" For Ramadan
Canada and the UK are neck and neck in the race to become the first western country to fall to Islam [CBD]

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and 'Walker Texas Ranger' Star, Dies at 86

Podcast: Sefton and CBD have a short chat about Iran, the disgusting SAVE Act theater, Mamdani's politicizing of St. Patrick's Day, and more!

Official confirmation from the Joint Chiefs of Staff: the Warthog is now strafing Iranian fast attack boats

[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.

Muldoon

Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men
Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.

Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.

Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.

The other Arquette whore: Trans people are forced to flee the US because we're making them use the correct bathrooms, despite them "clearly presenting as... (thinks of a way to say this other than "the opposite sex") ... what they are."

TJM thinks Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure.

Iran's Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz Is Destined to Fail [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more!

Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.

The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD]

TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast.

Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode
Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948."
Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."

A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah
Another tribute

New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops

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Skip: "I have a picture from 1979 and a Nuke Iran banner ..."

LASue: "God bless Iran. They finally see the USA for what ..."

JackStraw : "Individuals in Saudi Arabia have funded terrorism. ..."

Tom Servo: "174 I don't think the Iranians are the soundest st ..."

Rick T: "1983??? How about 1979 when they invaded our emba ..."

Alberta Oil Peon: "In other words, no one really knows (except Tom Se ..."

Don in SoCo: "Some of the more negative predictions of consequen ..."

CharlieBrown'sDildo: "You seem to know what the worldwide intel communit ..."

San Franpsycho: "I'm deafened by the cacaphony of apologies from th ..."

That's a shame : "*Is the thread where everyone is a war and foreign ..."

Martini Farmer: "> The "reported" range of the Sajjil 3 runs anywhe ..."

Tom Servo: "Trump’s comments about power generators in I ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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With Nader, Bush beats Kerry comfortably, 49-42. Meanwhile, he leads Kerry by five, 49-44, in almost-must-have Ohio. posted by Ace at 05:15 PM Comments I don't understand. When Nader joins the race, more people vote for Bush in the national poll. 48 without him, 49 with him. That shouldn't make a difference. One percent were either Kerry supporters or undecided without Nader. This one percent of the voters are like, "Nader's running? Well, then, I'm switching to Bush!" I DON'T GET IT. IS THIS A JOKE? Either the poll is wack or the sample has inconsistent preferences. Posted by: See-Dubya on October 19, 2004 05:33 PM What I don't get is how mad Alarming News gets when I just post polling information. IS THIS SARCASTIC? IF SO, YOU SURE LOST ME. Posted by: ace on October 19, 2004 05:39 PM Ace, I don't understand the Alarming News reference-sorry. I asked a political science guy, who works for a major political science company, we're talking Fortune 500, what could explain that. I'm not sure I understand his reply: "So Nader is only included when he's actually on the ballot in your state, so my guess is that these are sub-samples (i.e., Bush only has 48% support in Nader states, 49% in non-Nader states, so Bush is slightly more popular in non-Nader states due to, for example, the fact that Nader's not on the ballot in the South). Or possibly that Nader manages to draw ~1% from both candidates (note Kerry and Bush are one point higher in the second item). My guess is the former." Posted by: SeeDub on October 19, 2004 07:43 PM Oh, Alarming News is another blog that says it hates me because I post either encouraging or discouraging polls. Posted by: ace on October 19, 2004 08:24 PM I think it all comes down to Ohio. Win there, and take the entire Viking-tamale. Posted by: Terry Notus on October 19, 2004 08:54 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Robert Mueller, Former Special Counsel Who Probed Trump, Dies “robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.” TJM has thoughts on Superheros and Iconography Canadian School Designates Cafeteria And Lunchroom As "No Food Zones" For Ramadan Canada and the UK are neck and neck in the race to become the first western country to fall to Islam [CBD] Chuck Norris, Action Icon and 'Walker Texas Ranger' Star, Dies at 86 Podcast: Sefton and CBD have a short chat about Iran, the disgusting SAVE Act theater, Mamdani's politicizing of St. Patrick's Day, and more! Official confirmation from the Joint Chiefs of Staff: the Warthog is now strafing Iranian fast attack boats [A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it. Muldoon Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief. Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers. Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one. The other Arquette whore: Trans people are forced to flee the US because we're making them use the correct bathrooms, despite them "clearly presenting as... (thinks of a way to say this other than "the opposite sex") ... what they are." TJM thinks Bogus Journey is better than Excellent Adventure. Iran's Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz Is Destined to Fail [CBD] Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more! Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade. The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD] TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast. Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948." Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul." A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah Another tribute New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops Recent Comments Skip: "I have a picture from 1979 and a Nuke Iran banner ..." LASue: "God bless Iran. They finally see the USA for what ..." JackStraw : "Individuals in Saudi Arabia have funded terrorism. ..." Tom Servo: "174 I don't think the Iranians are the soundest st ..." Rick T: "1983??? How about 1979 when they invaded our emba ..." 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Bush Lead Solidifies Nationally and in Ohio