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« Unbelievable: Mark Halperin Distorts to Help Kerry | Main | Why Do NRO Dorks Have to Steal My Schtick? »
October 15, 2004

Football Fans For Truth Puts Up Second Billboard

Wisconsin is in play, and they loves them some Packers. They can't be happy about Kerry's "Lambert Field" flub.


posted by Ace at 03:24 PM
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Football Fans for Truth are treating John Kerry like Crockett treated Timmy in "Yankee Dollar". When they're at the station for questioning, Crockett tells Tim: "Don't jive me!"

Ugh. Ace, stop the Miami Vice theme. Use something else, like Die Hard.

John McClane: Bush/Cheney
Hans Gruber: al Qaeda
Sgt. Al Powell: Great Britain
Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: France
Harry Ellis: Kerry/Edwards
Richard Thornburg: Dan Rather
Yakatomi Plaza: Iraq

I'm not sure who Special Agents Johnson and Johnson are, though.

Posted by: Johnny Catbird on October 15, 2004 03:55 PM

My bad, it was Nakatomi Plaza.

Posted by: Johnny Catbird on October 15, 2004 03:57 PM

Hey, lay off John Kerry. Could it be you and the Packers fans who made the mistake? Kerry was probably talking about football legend Curly Lambert.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on October 15, 2004 04:02 PM

Ace--

Uh, we shouldn't cheer on the Packers too much, pal.

The Redskins HAVE to beat them on Halloween.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/election.asp

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 15, 2004 06:43 PM

Ace--

MIAMI VICE MOVIE!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20041015/109787910000.html

Great to see Michael Mann doing it but. . . but. . Farrell and Foxx? Good actors, but they're not Crockett and Tubbs.

Why not just call it "Buddy Cop Movie #542," and leave our memories of Vice alone?

Speaking of Miami Vice, you need to see this picture: http://www.bundyology.com/miami.html

Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?

That's right-- *I* am.

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 15, 2004 06:47 PM

"In addition to recasting Johnson and Thomas' roles, Mann is completely reconfiguring the vibe so don't expect the flick to bear much resemblance to the show, other than being a cop drama set in South Beach."

Sacrilege!

Posted by: Mrs C on October 15, 2004 09:49 PM
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