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October 04, 2004
An October Surprise On Jobs?Friday isn't just the release date for the September jobs numbers. It's also the day the Feds announce their estimated yearly revision to 2004's jobs. In one day's report, Bush's fabled "jobs deficit" could be halved, cut in three, or even entirely eliminated. My source Deep Stoat tells me that Friday will be even more interesting -- and possibly important -- than I'd thought. On that day, the Fed will announce by how many jobs it thinks it's either overstated or understated job growth throughout fiscal year 2004. Could be a good day, could be a bad day. Deep Stoat won't say. (Actually, Deep Stoat probably doesn't know, but it makes me feel more important to hint that he knows but he's holding back.) He sends along this National Journal piece (can't find the link, alas) and suggests that, if the revision is positive, the Democrats will scream that Bush is "misleading us" by "manipulating the economic intelligence." Administration - On Jobs, an October Surprise? Absolutely no cowbell for speculation, so don't even ask. Don't you guys believe in jinxes? Update: Link here. posted by Ace at 01:24 PM
CommentsYour source has the coolest internet handle. Hope he's right. Posted by: Moonbat_One on October 4, 2004 01:55 PM
Well, I named him that. He's not really on the internet; he's actually a "government source." Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 02:05 PM
He may or may not be a "narrative device" composed of several different sources blended together in order to sell a book and/or screenplay. I will not say until he has died. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 02:06 PM
If these numbers are *really* positive on Friday I demand cowbell. Lots of cowbell. And maybe that Drudge-style red light. Promise? Posted by: Birkel on October 4, 2004 02:19 PM
I don't want to say, because I don't believe in counting cowbell before it's clanged. Let's just say that positive jobs news is what the cowbell was created for. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 02:20 PM
The household survey is largely dismissed by Greenspan and other neutral economists as not having validity in measuring true job creation, based on polling techniques and family's inaccurate responses...self-shielding on status...in denying household members are in fact jobless. It goes like this. Man finds his electronics engineering job outsourced to China. Nothing else similar in job opportunities currently exists within 200 miles of his Ohio residence. He finds some work painting a friends house, doing part-time lawnmower repairs. To the globalist faction of the Bushies now pushing jobs overseas - that makes the man a "Self-Employed Business Entrepreneur" under the Household Survey, and he has a gainful job. His wife has to go to work based on his now making about 200 bucks a month, and she gets a job on the 12-5 shift in a shoppe that sells scented candles made in Pakistan. Chalk up another job creation victory according to the Household survey. And the couple lies about their daughter, who has a part-time fast food job...not so hot...so they tell the survey group she is a telecommunications consultant for the Entrepreneur Dad, because ahe has taken some calls scheduling a lawnmower repair dropoff for him. Chalk up another new exciting jon on the Household Survey tabulations! So for the election, the media is mostly sticking with payroll numbers as the credible stats for job creation. Everytime Mankow or one of the other "things are just wonderful in the economy" cheerleaders attempts to bring up the vast, vast, number of new "small biz" entreprenurial jobs not accounted for - they get laughed off. Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 02:26 PM
Cedarford, you mindless slut:) Outsourcing is either an anal retentive reflex or good news, depending upon what you are told versus the truth of the matter. I used to cringe everytime someone from the administration would say outsourcing is good for the economy and overall job growth. Until I read why and from people who know why. Maybe you should? Also, your scenario assumes one thing that all the big word snobs do: Americans are all liberal liars that wouldn't be caught dead without a job. That is arrogance personified. Posted by: on October 4, 2004 02:40 PM
Cedarford, Did you try reading Ace's post? Nothing in the post suggests the jobs revision is dependent on the household survey. The two numbers are mentioned to point out some of the disparities. Oh, and Mankiw didn't mention the household survey either. Please don't conflate issues. It makes you look like a moonbat... Otherwise, what the hell is wrong with painting houses? Could your example be reversed. Guy loses job at manufacturing plant that paid $12/hr. Starts to paint houses and is paid by the job. Makes considerably more money. Impossible? That's the great thing about using anecdotes to argue--anybody can do it. YEAH ANECDOTES!! Assuming you're a liberal, why are you against people performing an unskilled task? Or a skilled trade like painting? Puh-lease. Posted by: Birkel on October 4, 2004 02:41 PM
Don't cry for me; I'm already dead. Posted by: Deep Stoat on October 4, 2004 02:42 PM
The person who posted without a name was less kind than I. Bet a dollar I know more about econ and int'l trade than you do, Cedarford. Wager a buck? Posted by: Birkel on October 4, 2004 02:45 PM
The household survey is largely dismissed by Greenspan and other neutral economists as not having validity in measuring true job creation, based on polling techniques and family's inaccurate responses...self-shielding on status...in denying household members are in fact jobless. As Birkel says: Read. This is not dependent on the household survey. It's a revision done every year based upon a better, year-long re-evaluation of monthly calculations of job creation. The household survey is mentioned as one (1) factor suggesting a big upward revision. But the revision is not based on the household survey. The household survey is just used as tea leaves to divine what the revision will be. The main evidence is the trend of upward revisions during recoveries. Which, by the way, we're in. Posted by: ace on October 4, 2004 02:47 PM
Ace- The best 101 moments of SNL was on some cable channel last weekend. The cowbell skit was in the top 10. Posted by: Jimmy P on October 4, 2004 02:53 PM
Ace, one distinction, the Fed doesn't put out the Employment Situation Report, it's the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Really, the bigger October surprise might be over at cnsnews.com Posted by: Charles on October 4, 2004 02:54 PM
Well, if the news pans out, we'd better get our frickin' cowbell, you no-cowbell-givin' bastard. Posted by: Monty on October 4, 2004 02:57 PM
One has to wonder what the thought process was within the Bush campaign in agreeing to the specific timing of this debate. Although they may feel confident about the September jobs numbers and the revisions that will be released on October 8, they cannot know for certain what they will be. And if they are not good, it will be very, very bad for them, at least within the context of the dynamic of the discussion that night. It just seems as if the risk is disproportionately on their side, and that perhaps they should have insisted on Thursday being the day of the second debate. If that was an option, of course. Posted by: HT on October 4, 2004 03:19 PM
You want cowbell? I've got yer cowbell right here, ya frickin slackers! http://www.bustedtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=84 Posted by: Mr. Bowen on October 4, 2004 03:38 PM
Birkel - I have a MBA. I no more trust the neocon school of "supply side, free trade" economists theories than I trusted Arthur Anderson -style theories on creative business accounting. The Household Survey is important because the Bushies have tried to use it several times to argue that the tax cuts are producing tremendous job creation. But Greenspan and others have shown fact checks on what familes say, vs. reality, ate two different things. So the survey gets little credibility, even as certain Bushies keep crying that 3 million or so wealthy entrepreneur and small family biz jobs aren't counted and try pressuring BLS to jack the numbers up. This comes up every year, ACE. I personally think it is long past due that US labor analysis and official stats move into the modern age and accurately measure household wealth and jobs, and count those long-term unemployed. BTW - Your logic that going to a low-paying service job from a manufacturing one is generally a boon, because it leads to entreprenurial wealth is fatuous, in that we already know from outsourcing stats that it leads to an average 30% drop in pay. Arguments to the contrary are just an replay of The Famous Amos Fantasy. BTW - I am politically neutral on this. We all know the Bushies lie through their teeth on the economy, but so do Kerry's people. Bush AND Kerry are both bought and in the pocket of the people calling the shots on illegal immigration, shifting American industry overseas, and calling a 450 billion deficit and a 550 billion trade deficit "healthy". Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 06:17 PM
Cedarford, Where did you get your MBA from? I am sure that you had lots of republican profs............NOT Posted by: Gman on October 5, 2004 06:56 PM
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"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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