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John Kerry, the Rosie Ruiz Candidate?John Kerry has said, repeatedly, that he ran the Boston Marathon. As you no doubt are aware, John Kerry says a lot of things. Football Fans For Truth reports that ESPN has been unable to confirm this feat. John Kerry's campaign claims not to be able to provide details -- what year, etc. -- and no official records of this Mendacious Metrosexual Marathon Man seem to exist. Praytell, was this marathon by any chance the Cambodia Classic? Maybe the Phnom Penh Pro-Am Invitational? The Khmer Rouge Capitalist Dog Run? Hat tip to CalGal at The Perfect World. posted by Ace at 01:37 PM
CommentsGreat! The first serial liar since LBJ now poised within 1-2 vote percentages of being Prez! Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 01:49 PM
Rats, I forgot one thing. John Kerry released his medical records showing he had bad knees from preppie sports injuries in his youth. He can bike, but making the Boston Marathon invite cut, then running 26.2 miles?? Yeah, I'd like to see the Boston Athletic Club records reviewed. Soon! Apparantly he said it himself so he can't weasel out like he did with the Chinese assault rifle being blamed on a staff flunky filling out a questionnaire improperly. It's trivial, but with 3-5% of the women's vote swinging to Kerry because they dislike Bush because he can't control his smirking and face fidgiting - it amounts to another strike against Kerry's credibility on more important things like Vietnam medals, foreign affairs, and his domestic pledges. If true. And men vote as irrationally as some women. A man could be unemployed from outsourcing, have a son stuck in the Sunni Triangle in what he thinks was a stupid war to start, have a wife with a disease that could be cured perhaps with stem cell treatments......and still vote for Bush. Simply because the guy can't abide a sports cheater. Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 02:02 PM
The first serial liar since LBJ? Have we forgotten Clinton already? Posted by: zetetic on October 4, 2004 02:18 PM
I love that Cambodia line. Can't quit laughing long enough to type. Posted by: Roundguy on October 4, 2004 02:21 PM
A caller to the Howie Carr radio show this past Friday stated that he saw Kerry do a 5 mile run in the early nineties. Said caller also stated that Kerry could barely walk over the finish line, at which point someone went into a bathroom, grabbed a roll of toilet paper and unrolled it in front of the finish line so Kerry could cross it like he won the damn thing. Such local stories of Kerry's vanity are many and legion in these parts. Posted by: Roger Bournival on October 4, 2004 02:46 PM
Ok, I'm going to stretch here and offer this little tidbit in his defense... he could have raced without registering and finished without being counted in the official results. Then again, Boston is hard as hell. It's probably not likely. He probably made it as far as Wellesley, hopped on Commuter Rail to South Station, and then hid behind the bushes and jumped into the finishing pack. More likely, he was probably talking about his house at Marathon, you know, in the Florida Keys. Posted by: Charles on October 4, 2004 02:58 PM
Ace, if you want to keep up the comedy aspect of AoSHQ, we're going to have to do something about Cedarford. Depression coming from the comic is fine - coming from a heckler is... well, just depressing. Posted by: The Black Republican on October 4, 2004 03:07 PM
Now now, black republican.....surely you can see the humor in a ardent male democrat and ardent sports fan deciding Kerry lost his vote - only because he said "Lambert Field" or ran a phantom Marathon? It's as funny as a women voting for Kerry because he has "nicer hair" than Dubya, or voting for Bush because she admires Laura Bush because Laura provided her own cookie recipe. And while you laugh, remember that some people actually vote that way. Posted by: Cedarford on October 4, 2004 05:46 PM
So, what? "I decided to register for the marathon before deciding against it." If Kerry cannot honestly say what, if anything, he actually did in relation to the Boston Marathon after boasting of his participation, it surely offends me who couldn't give a rat's ass about sports. Back when he was some semblence of a stand-up comic Bill Maher did a gag saying Clinton being a liar wasn't a handicap because he was the BEST liar and voters chose him for the entertainment value in an era when they didn't think there was any serious work to trouble the President. If Kerry is going to try to be a Clintonesque liar he really needs to work on his technique. Posted by: Eric Pobirs on October 4, 2004 06:59 PM
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