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September 27, 2004

John Elway, Republican MVP

Introduces Bush in Colorado as a man who "knows how to make the right calls when the pressure is on."

It's just too sweet.

Update! Daisy Cutter points out that this would be the perfect time to plug Football Fans For Truth.

Yeah, I remember the first time someone threw a football to me, too. I was seven, and too I flinched from it like it was a french kiss from Ron Jeremy.

In the ensuing years, I've learned to keep my eyes open. That goes for both football and Ron Jeremy soul-kisses.

More embarassing photos at Football Fans For Truth.

By the way: If that picture doesn't show, as it didn't for me, click on it and hit Show Picture.


posted by Ace at 12:50 PM
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You're not kidding. And ... when you compare the gruesome photos at http://footballfansfortruth.us, it really hits home.

Posted by: Daisy on September 27, 2004 01:14 PM

As pointed out by Jonah Goldberg, Kerry has trouble faking an “unscheduled” campaign stop in Wisconsin:

http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=kerry+beer&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&c=news_photos

He takes three “sips” and makes one toast (after which he presumably takes another “sip”), yet the only change in the beer is the head goes away. It’s not so much that I object to him being a poseur, but that he is such a bad one. He reeks of inauthenticity. These sort of inattention-to-detail issues keep cropping up because he is constantly trying to pretend he is not a rich snob. It’s sort of the opposite of Eliza Doolittle: he has to be coached in the little things to make him appear normal. Apparently, his handlers screwed up. Next time: “Remember LAMBEAU Field, order a BEER and DRINK it”.

I bet he’s a bad poker player, too.

Posted by: David on September 27, 2004 01:52 PM

That's not really fair, David - George Bush is a lousy poker player too. He keeps trying to convince al Qaeda that he's bluffing, but they keep folding (their tents) before he can show them the flush.

Posted by: The Black Republican on September 27, 2004 05:21 PM

Sounds good, but this could play very badly in Ohio.
I hear that the name Elway inspires homicidal rage
in Cleveland to this very day.

Posted by: Just a man on September 28, 2004 01:41 AM

then again, what republican
doesn't? Kerry will probably
win there with his much-un-
deserved black vote anyway.

Posted by: just a man on September 28, 2004 03:10 AM
Posted by: poker me up on December 30, 2004 04:24 PM

Magna laude...

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Cataclysmic

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