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September 27, 2004
John Elway, Republican MVPIt's just too sweet. Update! Daisy Cutter points out that this would be the perfect time to plug Football Fans For Truth.
Yeah, I remember the first time someone threw a football to me, too. I was seven, and too I flinched from it like it was a french kiss from Ron Jeremy. In the ensuing years, I've learned to keep my eyes open. That goes for both football and Ron Jeremy soul-kisses. More embarassing photos at Football Fans For Truth. By the way: If that picture doesn't show, as it didn't for me, click on it and hit Show Picture. posted by Ace at 12:50 PM
CommentsYou're not kidding. And ... when you compare the gruesome photos at http://footballfansfortruth.us, it really hits home. Posted by: Daisy on September 27, 2004 01:14 PM
As pointed out by Jonah Goldberg, Kerry has trouble faking an “unscheduled” campaign stop in Wisconsin: http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=kerry+beer&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&c=news_photos He takes three “sips” and makes one toast (after which he presumably takes another “sip”), yet the only change in the beer is the head goes away. It’s not so much that I object to him being a poseur, but that he is such a bad one. He reeks of inauthenticity. These sort of inattention-to-detail issues keep cropping up because he is constantly trying to pretend he is not a rich snob. It’s sort of the opposite of Eliza Doolittle: he has to be coached in the little things to make him appear normal. Apparently, his handlers screwed up. Next time: “Remember LAMBEAU Field, order a BEER and DRINK it”. Posted by: David on September 27, 2004 01:52 PM
That's not really fair, David - George Bush is a lousy poker player too. He keeps trying to convince al Qaeda that he's bluffing, but they keep folding (their tents) before he can show them the flush. Posted by: The Black Republican on September 27, 2004 05:21 PM
Sounds good, but this could play very badly in Ohio. Posted by: Just a man on September 28, 2004 01:41 AM
then again, what republican Posted by: just a man on September 28, 2004 03:10 AM
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Some Invisible Man costumes (which I hope aren't just AI):
An invisible man with a missing body (I assume the real person is *behind* the costume; A kid in the same kind of costume, put together by his mom; another invisible man; and another great Invisible Man costume, my favorite.
Email confirmed as once used by the Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico found in leak of emails of Fling.com sex dating site:
An email address that James Talarico's attorneys confirmed belonged to and was at one time used by the Texas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate appears in a database search result associated with the adult dating website Fling.com's 2011 data breach. A Fling.com account was created with Talarico's email address just before Talarico began teaching sixth graders. "Well I can't believe the trans-child-obsessed Confirmed Bachelor James Talarico is into group fetish shit," said noted void phantom Doctor Nullity, The Man Who Never Existed I'm not the guy who noted this, I saw it on X (Razib Khan maybe), but The Bulwark could be "audience capture". It might have started as the Frum / 90s-Kristol / NRO classic Eisenhower Republicanism. But nobody was reading the Bulwark except leftists.
Some researchers think the enigmatic and unreadable cipher of the Voynich Manuscript has resisted decipherment because the pages were bound in the wrong order, and putting them in the right order might allow them to finally break the code
But as of now: No Joy It occurs to me that a key step in breaking the Zodiac 340 cipher was putting the three parts of it in the correct order.
Flashback: "trans man" Lawyer freaks out after a judge denies "his" motion. He's ultimately arrested. "He" makes so much drama he was just recruited to develop a new CW show.
I'm just wondering if this flighty high-calorie pyrsyn is also in the news today for other reasons.... Update: No, it's not. Zee/Zem says they's name is like "Rob Hopkins" or something. Story here, courtesy of The Blade
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Supreme Court to hear arguments on 160-year-ban on home distilleries
It's about time they took on an important case! [CBD] We call on France to exercise restraint when dispersing the freedom fighters on the streets of Paris. These brave warriors for justice must receive immediate humanitarian aid, and their safety must be guaranteed in accordance with international law. Failure to comply will leave us no choice but to bring a case before the ICJ, in close cooperation with that renowned champion of human rights, Afghanistan.-- Israel War Room [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Sus iPod Edition
Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine Just imagine he's singing that to a dude. BTW I thought this was a completely different band from Garrett's Sus iPod, the Bay City Rollers.
Shane Gillis tells a mildly amusing joke; the feminazis and their gay best friends freak out! [CBD]
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