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September 20, 2004
Nothin' But Class: The "Candid, Refreshing" Terezzza Refreshes Her Critics by Calling Them "Scumbags"Scumbags! That's not techincally profanity, I guess, but people seem to avoid it as if it were in fact one of the genuine four-letter words. I know I don't use it-- there's something nastier about the word than, say, "fuckface," which is nearly endearing. So, we've gone from being "idiots" to being "scumbags" in the space of two weeks. I can't wait for Terezzza's next round of "candid, refreshing" -- and plutocratically bitchy -- insults against anyone who dares oppose her gigolo husband.
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CommentsOne response to Rather would be to mail jamiies to CBS, one response to Teresa would be to mail... Posted by: Ripper on September 20, 2004 12:39 PM
Let her go naked (ugh!), the scumbag idiot. Oh yeah: shove it! Posted by: Joe Mama on September 20, 2004 12:59 PM
Now that I see a NewsMax page, I wonder if they weren't written in 1972. The monospaced font seems very retro and "authentic". Just Sayin' Posted by: Qur'an Pundit on September 20, 2004 01:03 PM
Remember April 1998? Dan Burton called Clinton a "scumbag" during a session with the editorial board of the Indianapolis Star. He got flamed mercilessly by the left for impugning the sacred office of the presidency. Her Imperial Heinzness, of course, is sexy, sassy, scintillating, salacious and seductive, so when she uses such a term, the literati chuckle over their pinot noir. Burton, of course, was a racist homophobe Clinton-hating Republican. He got cut no slack at all. Posted by: Christopher on September 20, 2004 01:41 PM
We are witnessing the Fall of the House of Usher. Posted by: Brian B on September 20, 2004 01:41 PM
Elton John? I think she looks like that hag from the Old Navy commercials. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on September 20, 2004 02:10 PM
""Scumbag" is actually an old (~ WWII) name for a condom. Posted by: Turbo on September 20, 2004 04:43 PM
""Scumbag" is actually an old (~ WWII) name for a condom. A USED condom, actually. Posted by: cheshirecat on September 20, 2004 11:47 PM
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Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene
As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
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Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s
Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday
Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference. Recent Comments
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