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Money Wired to Mexico Hits a Decade Low as US Immigration Policies Take Hold
Now bump the fee to 10%, and mandate proof of legal residence for all money transfers out of the United States [CBD]

Podcast: Boots on the ground in Ukraine? We're against it! Trump shines a light on voting, Miss Universe wearing a suicide vest? And more!

"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine. "Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]

Trump on Putin summit: "We made big progress"

Trump arranges a B2 Stealth Bomber flyover for his meeting with Putin

The Beatles' full (but short) concert in Washington DC, from 1964

Longbow FAQ: How do Type XVI arrowheads do against partial plate armor?

Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded?
I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver.
It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.

Jay Mohr's impression of Bill Burr and his lazy, bitchy Old Queen style of "comedy" is hilarious

Compilation of Naked Gun intros
That theme gets me charged.
Compilation of all Police Squad! openings. They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s).

Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds
I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible?

Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket
At least the thing still runs
This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget
Whose suicide you're on.
Also:
You wax poetic about things pathetic
As long as you look so cute
Believe these hills are starting to roll
Believe these stars are starting to shoot

Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more!

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition
Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your love
I'd just like to make you mine, all mine

Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget'
Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD]

Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment"

I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be:

Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. Our Heart Which is the Beating Heart of Not Just Our Blood, But Our Progress. And Our People. And Democracy. The End.

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Early 80s Mystery Click: A medley of songs by a 60s band

Soft weak poop from the early 80s Mystery Click
I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way.
The kid's in shock up and down the block
The folks are home playing beat the clock
Down at the golden cup
They set the young ones up
Under the neon light
Selling day for night
It's alright
Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody)
Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody)
Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody)
Nobody

Flashback: UCLA allows terror-supporting thugs to set up and maintain checkpoints to keep Jews out of campus buildings
More video of the anti-Jewish checkpoints
A major university allowed this and defended this.

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

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So, we've gone from being "idiots" to being "scumbags" in the space of two weeks. I can't wait for Terezzza's next round of "candid, refreshing" -- and plutocratically bitchy -- insults against anyone who dares oppose her gigolo husband. From L to R: Senator John Thurston Kerry; pop legend Sir Elton John. posted by Ace at 12:32 PM Comments One response to Rather would be to mail jamiies to CBS, one response to Teresa would be to mail... Posted by: Ripper on September 20, 2004 12:39 PM Let her go naked (ugh!), the scumbag idiot. Oh yeah: shove it! Posted by: Joe Mama on September 20, 2004 12:59 PM Now that I see a NewsMax page, I wonder if they weren't written in 1972. The monospaced font seems very retro and "authentic". Just Sayin' Posted by: Qur'an Pundit on September 20, 2004 01:03 PM Remember April 1998? Dan Burton called Clinton a "scumbag" during a session with the editorial board of the Indianapolis Star. He got flamed mercilessly by the left for impugning the sacred office of the presidency. Her Imperial Heinzness, of course, is sexy, sassy, scintillating, salacious and seductive, so when she uses such a term, the literati chuckle over their pinot noir. Burton, of course, was a racist homophobe Clinton-hating Republican. He got cut no slack at all. Posted by: Christopher on September 20, 2004 01:41 PM We are witnessing the Fall of the House of Usher. Posted by: Brian B on September 20, 2004 01:41 PM Elton John? I think she looks like that hag from the Old Navy commercials. Posted by: Sharp as a Marble on September 20, 2004 02:10 PM ""Scumbag" is actually an old (~ WWII) name for a condom. Posted by: Turbo on September 20, 2004 04:43 PM ""Scumbag" is actually an old (~ WWII) name for a condom. A USED condom, actually. 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They're all the same except for the last few seconds where they reveal the Special Guest Star and the title(s). Pitch Meeting: Amazon's new, terrible War of the Worlds I don't know why these tech monopolists spend so much money on ripoff/sequel/remake slop. I like popcorn entertainment but is it legally required to be terrible? Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket At least the thing still runs This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget Whose suicide you're on. Also: You wax poetic about things pathetic As long as you look so cute Believe these hills are starting to roll Believe these stars are starting to shoot Podcast: In the last Episode of the season CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about Texas Gerrymandering, The Islamist who is about to be the mayor of NYC, Jim Acosta's ghoulish interview, Israel needs a new strategy for Gaza, and more! Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Garrett's Favorite Band Edition Everybody wants you Everybody wants your love I'd just like to make you mine, all mine Baylor Coach Dave Aranda Apologizes for 'Ableism' After Using the Word 'Midget' Well, he is also disabled...he is a eunuch [CBD] Treasonous British politician is forced to admit, only after being badgered out of his evasions and denials, that the "Online Safety Act" is not, as claimed, about protecting children, but about patrolling adults for "anti-migrant sentiment" I'm frankly surprised the title is 107 Days. I would have thought it would be: Days Are Important: The Amount of Days Was a Number and That Number Was 100 Plus 7 Which is 107. 107. One Hundred and Seven. It's a Memoir and Memoirs are About Remembering Things Because Remembering Things is Good. Not Bad. Good. Memoir. A Memoir. Like a Reservoir But With Memory. We Have to Let it Flow. We Have to Let It Flow Into the Reservoir of Our Mind and Our Heart. 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Nothin' But Class: The "Candid, Refreshing" Terezzza Refreshes Her Critics by Calling Them "Scumbags"