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September 17, 2004

Another Best of Top Ten


Top Ten Euphemisms for Masturbation in the Star Wars Universe

10. "pulling the ears off your Gundak"

9. "petting the Wookie"

8. "doing the Jedi Hand Trick"

7. "strangling Jabba the Hutt"

6. "polishing your R2 unit's sensor dome"

5. "feeling a strange disturbance… in your pants"

4. "wrangling the ol' tauntaun"

3. "brandishing your Gaderffii stick"

2. "strokin' Yoda"

...and the Number One Eupehmism for Masturbation in the Star Wars Universe...

1. "setting your blaster to fun"


posted by Ace at 04:26 AM
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Come ooooooon, Ace. See my "e-mail" to you in that awful whore thing. Answer up please! Are you being held hostage in your office by party partisans with a gun to your head forcing you to sabotage your own site! Do you need the pajama gang sleuths to come there and save you? The later it gets, the more new visitors you may be losing.
Posted by BR at September 17, 2004 10:18 AM

Posted by: BR on September 17, 2004 10:21 AM

BR,

I saw it and replied to you in that thread, the Whoreblogging thread.

Posted by: ace on September 17, 2004 03:53 PM
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