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NOW: The crowd goes TOTALLY SILENT when Biden tells them HE closed the border -- not Trump
Even a crowd full of DEMOCRATS know that's a total lie
Maybe having a dementia patient out there attempting to rewrite history ain't the brightest idea, @DNC

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Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it. Posted by: kingsman

Podcast: Sefton and CBD Talk SOTU and the Dem's vile behavior, Donald Trump's love of country, Iran is coming to a head, is Mexico intractable, Mamdani's NYC is circling the drain, and more!

The Oscars through the Best Picture Winners, TJM's take, Part 1.

Forgotten Early 80s Schmatlz Mystery Click
Honey, I was your hero And you were my leading lady
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Ooof, it's worse than I remembered.

Canadian tribunal fines man $750,000 for believing there are only two genders
Perhaps it is time to consider a wall along our northern border. [CBD]

China Is Not Our Fren: Chinese government posts AI generated content featuring attacking and killing American soldiers. Pay attention to the ridiculous AI banter of the US soldiers. [dri]

Is TJM stupid enough to think AI is a Stanley Kubrick movie?

Dude's got his head on straight about human nature

Podcast: Sefton and CBD discuss AOC's brilliant entrance into geopolitical policy, Jesse Jackson's demise, Transsexual Psycho Killers, is NYC about to get taxed even more? Olympic athletes who bite the hand that fed them, and more!

240 million gallons of DEI [CBD]

TJM wonders about Stanley Kubrick's cultural influence.

Robert Duvall is dead at the age of 95. RIP
[CBD]

Former coblogger and friend John Ekdahl has sadly died from cancer. He was only 47.

TJM definitively ranks the movies of Park Chan-wook, director of Oldboy.

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton ramble about CO2, how Epstein's mess has crossed the Atlantic, the future dismal prospects for the UK, CA tax lunacy, To The Moon Elon!, the NFL, and more!

TJM implores you to discover the work of Park Chan-wook.

Team USA Olympic Skiers 'Heartbroken,' Say They Don't Represent ICE Operations by Wearing American Flag
Then pay back all the money the country has spent on you and go ski for Canada. These are spoiled, ungrateful children. [CBD]

Ben Had: "Javid Shah. The man has a plan and the millions ..."

Tom Servo: "One of the most pathetic and disgusting things abo ..."

NR Pax: "So is Ndiaga Diagne going to be a devoutly religio ..."

The Media: ""The FBI is investigating whether he was motivated ..."

Auspex: " Happy to see that all the good news hasn't taken ..."

Ordinary American: "I fully support the Iran mission. My only frustrat ..."

Inogame: "Good morning, J.J. Good morning, Horde. No bab ..."

Cuthbert the Witless: "107 nice Bonchie retweeted Aristonkle @Parano ..."

J.J. Sefton: "6 The real tragedy here is the Iranian Soccer team ..."

whig: "Walsh has been ramping up the just asking question ..."

fd - I forgive you for the mistakes : "The real tragedy here is the Iranian Soccer team i ..."

whig: "Your terms are acceptable. Posted by: Tom Servo ..."

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Forgotten Early 80s Schmatlz Mystery Click Honey, I was your hero And you were my leading lady We had it all Just like Bogie and Bacall Ooof, it's worse than I remembered. Canadian tribunal fines man $750,000 for believing there are only two genders Perhaps it is time to consider a wall along our northern border. [CBD] China Is Not Our Fren: Chinese government posts AI generated content featuring attacking and killing American soldiers. Pay attention to the ridiculous AI banter of the US soldiers. [dri] Is TJM stupid enough to think AI is a Stanley Kubrick movie? Dude's got his head on straight about human nature Podcast: Sefton and CBD discuss AOC's brilliant entrance into geopolitical policy, Jesse Jackson's demise, Transsexual Psycho Killers, is NYC about to get taxed even more? Olympic athletes who bite the hand that fed them, and more! 240 million gallons of DEI [CBD] TJM wonders about Stanley Kubrick's cultural influence. Robert Duvall is dead at the age of 95. 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Ordinary American: "I fully support the Iran mission. My only frustrat ..." Inogame: "Good morning, J.J. Good morning, Horde. No bab ..." Cuthbert the Witless: "107 nice Bonchie retweeted Aristonkle @Parano ..." J.J. Sefton: "6 The real tragedy here is the Iranian Soccer team ..." whig: "Walsh has been ramping up the just asking question ..." fd - I forgive you for the mistakes : "The real tragedy here is the Iranian Soccer team i ..." whig: "Your terms are acceptable. Posted by: Tom Servo ..." Bloggers in Arms RI Red's Blog! 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