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Yet Another Best of Top TenIraqis claim that air-attack on "wedding party" kills 40 innocents. Top Ten Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" 10. Dress is strictly black-tie and bandana face-mask 9. Invitations promise "Dinner at Nine, Dancing 'till Midnight, Suicide-Bombing 'till ?..." 8. The wedding band's rendition of Signed, Sealed, Delivered contains a bassline which incorporates coded messages to Hezbollah 7. When the bride tosses the "bouquet," panicked guests run away in shrieking horror 6. The buzz of the party is whether or not the bride will take the husband's nomme de guerre 5. The best man's toast concludes, "Health, wealth, and happiness, and death to the pig-monkey Jews and infidel Crusaders" 4. The couple is registered at the Syrian Intelligence Agency 3. According to tradition, the bride's father pays for the wedding; the groom's father provides the new couple with a SATCOM radio and Katyushka surface-to-surface missiles 2. Dinner selections include prime rib, stuffed chicken, and binary-form sarin gas ...and the Number One Sign You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"... 1. The groom sports the traditional Iraqi handlebar moustache, as does the bride posted by Ace at 04:29 AM
CommentsAce, Katusha's are Surface to SURFACE Rockets...now,Paul told me that you gotta lot loose shit goin'on in here, and I don't want to have to keep riding you're ass all the time. But with this new traffic, we're on this new integrity kick here, and THAT'S. JUST THE FUCKIN'. WAY. IT IS!! Posted by: Swiftsure aka Vinny Falcone on September 17, 2004 11:17 AM
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