Calling Morgan Spurlock.

I question the timing of this event.

I wonder how Johnny Paper-Cut feels about this.

Brian:

Clinton canceled a two-day joint trip with his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, across upstate New York.

Timing sounds perfect to me.

So bypass surgery is better than a trip with Hillary? Yeah, I guess it is.

Partisanship aside, I hope he pulls through fine.

All our best and get well soon. Monica, Paula, Genifer, Kathleen, and other members of the bimbo eruption team.

Come on, this isn't the time for shots on the man.

Hope that he pulls through so it will once again be that time.

If it's any consolation, I felt bad about what I wrote as I was leaving for lunch. I did get a salad, though.

Bill will do anything to get out of a weekend with Hillary, won't he?

Will the nurses save their scrubs like Monica did?

Hope he recovers quickly, since it will be boring without him....

I'm not trying to be all "Let's be responsible." It's just I'm sure no one actually wishes him ill (well, political ill, yes, but not this sort of literal ill), and if the DU'ers were joking about a Dick Cheney coronary episode, we'd crucify them.

Thanks, Ace. All your jokes about irresponsibility aside, you're right.

If we can't wish him well, shut up.

You know, I hang out with some folks at a unversity who have quite literally and honestly wished for the death of John Ashcroft, on one occasion, and Paul Wolfowitz, on another. In my presence, too, either assuming I wouldn't be offended or not caring.

Not everyone was comfortable with that, I should add, but it's nothing unusual around these parts. And every time it happens it reminds me of why I'm conservative.

So Bill, you philandering son of a bitch, I hope you get better.

I wish him the best. What fun would it be to be a Republican without a character like Bill Clinton around??
Anyhoo.
What will Bill Clinton's first words be when he wakes up after surgery?

"HELLOOOOO NURSE!"

Hah!

I heard Michael Moore is going to film part of Bill's recovery as part of a documentary on the influence of Russ Meyers on politicians....

Wishing the ex-prez a complete and speedy recovery. Period.

Lost my dad and my younger brother to heart attacks. Ages 67 and 42. Not much fun.

But, as much as I detest the cat, I wish Clinton a speedy recovery and a long life. I know he's already thinking: "Hey...NURSES!"

Ditto Iowahawk's comment. Period.

However, I can forecast tomorrow's New York Times headline:

"Clinton experiences heart failure; Blacks, Women suffer most."

Dave
Arlington, Virginia

Yeah, I'm revising even my faint earlier sneer. Bill, get better, full stop.

Ace,

Time to demand honesty from AP. Call their Wiconsin office: 414-225-3580.

From the link ...

"Local AP honcho LEE HUGHES is refusing to release the name of the reporter who started the lie. WISN has given out the phone number of the local AP office. Please call and ask them to release the name of the reporter 414-225-3580"

Kirk - The reporter was probably Susan Estrich.

His name is Tom Hays. The reporter, that is.

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