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October 26, 2026

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The UK government tells its citizens, as well as its most treasured Forever Guests, to stock up on food, water, and emergency supplies.

UK families are suddenly being told to stock up on emergency supplies -- and to prepare for war.

Wes Streeting, the UK's defense secretary, went on a media blitz to push a new "Be Ready" campaign to boost Brits' preparedness for crises -- which he said could range from floods and wildfires to terrorism and cyber attacks and ultimately even war.

"There's no sugarcoating the fact that we do live in a more dangerous and turbulent world," Streeting told BBC's "Newsnight."

"It's about saying to households across the country to be ready by just having some everyday essentials indoors should there be disruption from these sorts of events."

The senior cabinet member listed emergency essentials like canned food, diapers, pet supplies, torches, batteries, backup cellphone charging packs and having "enough cash indoors if the local payment systems were down."


While Streeting said the "Be Ready" campaign was for any emergency, including natural disasters, it came at the same time as he gave ominous warnings about the European nation having to prepare for war, suggesting it could be likely within a few years.

"Our adversaries' willingness to harm us is not new. What has changed is their capacity," he wrote in the Telegraph.


Democrat Alaska Senate candidate off the campaign trail for a few days due to "minor" injuries in a car collision.

Peltola was driving to the Alaska Federation of Natives' annual banquet Saturday when a vehicle transporting her and her family struck another driver.

Good on this judge for scolding observers who were laughing at victim impact statements over someone killed by their own family member. The killer driver herself gets 93 days just for contempt for her own laughing and interrupting of the victims.

Someone kept stealing her food at work so she slipped a ghost pepper into her sandwich. I guess the culprit is revealed.


Ilhan Nur Said Elmi released a video in which a song by a Somali rapper plays.

The "song" threatens to "subjugate and humiliate" her enemies:

If I confront you in the afternoon, By evening, I will teach you a lesson. Yes, you will suffer and cry in seething, You will scream like a demon. After all, you are not Arabs, Let the enemies die of seething. We are the ones who rule this land, We do not wait for anyone else. We gather in whichever part we want, We will dance Dhaanto and Saar. Let me make clear who I am. We impose taxes on our enemies. We punish them and fill them with resentment. We subjugate and humiliate them.

The song is favored by violent Somali street gangs.

It's a Somali fight song, and one that is associated with the gang violence and aggression that is plaguing the Twin Cities. It's not just associated with them; it celebrates the clan clashes and serves as an explicit warning about the dangers of crossing someone.

I would guess that she means the song as an appeal to tribal/clan solidarity. David Strom thinks there's a different motive: That she wants to intimidate her fellow Somalis so that they don't turn on her.

That's not even a coded message: the song itself is about clan conflicts and violence, and is filled with violent imagery and threats to do harm and torture people. And it drops in the midst of a gang war that is literally leaving dead bodies in its wake. On its own, it isn't a threat to anyone's life, but it certainly implies a threat to anyone who might cross her.

The Somali community is split by clans, and those clans align with different political factions. My wife and others have dealt with Somali whistleblowers who want to bring Omar down, and they are likely salivating at the prospect.

I wonder how much taxpayer money went in to the Somali Museum & Learing Center.



A woman was arrested for injecting two Jewish men with a syringe in a street needle attack.

A woman accused of carrying out two attacks targeting Jewish men in Manhattan's Diamond District was arraigned Sunday on multiple hate crime charges, according to court records.

Prosecutors said Anna Mochalova followed and harassed a man wearing Hasidic clothing on West 47th Street at about 5:50 p.m. on Oct. 21. Court records state the victim felt a stabbing sensation and later realized he was bleeding.

About five minutes later, authorities said Mochalova attacked a second man, allegedly stabbing him with a needle and threatening him.

"Go away from here. I have a gun. I'm going to kill you," she allegedly told the victim, according to court documents.

Police said Mochalova then approached a third man and asked whether he was Jewish. When he replied that he was Muslim, she apologized and walked away, according to police.

I wonder what's causing members of the Islamocommunist coalition to believe that pogroms against Jews are now blessed by the establishment.

Oh I just figured it out -- It must be Drumpf.



Carlo Martin @Liberfach0

Translated from Spanish

🇲🇫 SCANDAL IN FRANCE: The public channel France2, the CGT demands the resignation of the star newscast presenter and his team, for having broadcast a report where the violence of the protests in Paris on October 17th is shown in detail. In solidarity, journalists share the report. This is how left-wing progressivism silences those who report the truth.




This is from a year ago:

Grok @grok

David Maximivich Karpov (TikToker DancingMoto, then 19) fled a traffic stop on a motorcycle in rain near Rabun County, GA, on Oct 5 2025. Speeds hit 119 mph; he entered oncoming traffic. Deputies boxed him in at Tallulah Falls; he crashed and slid. RCSO Deputy Shedd unintentionally drove over him (reports confirm accidental, no visibility). Hospitalized with serious injuries (ICU), then charged with felony eluding, suspended license, reckless driving, unregistered vehicle, no insurance and plate violations. Released on bond. Recovered. No public records of any lawsuit against police.

Apparently he's an influencer with 8 million followers.

It's worth the watch.

The crash is good. The police van driving over him when he's already smashed up on the ground -- that's special.

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