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June 24, 2004

How Could Jack Ryan Lose...

... with the campaign strategy designed for him by Allah Pundit?

Caution: Allah says neither are work-safe. I don't think anyone's going to get fired for a picture of a sexy-but-clothed woman, but bear it in mind. Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Thanks to the totally new South Park Pundit.

Update: And if you haven't been checking Allah -- I haven't; I didn't realize he was back -- make sure you keep scanning down. Good, good stuff.


posted by Ace at 05:44 PM
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Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Maybe wait 'till you have access to tissues. And some hand lotion.

Posted by: Allah on June 24, 2004 05:47 PM

Ahh..here we have Allah providing the believers with yet one more way to "get to heaven", if ya know what i'm saying......

I guess Allah really does preside over a "religion of piece".

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 05:51 PM

Earlier the header was for Smitty. Now it's Ace HQ.

So, did I miss a post? Are you Ace again, you just feelin' a bit 'Smitty'?

Posted by: Joe Mama on June 24, 2004 06:03 PM

She's 7 of 9, not 1 of 72, and she certainly ain't no virgin.

Posted by: Brian B on June 24, 2004 06:10 PM

Joe,

I called the joke off in a comment somewhere. I think in one of the Smitty posts.

On the other hand, you could be the first visitor to the brand-new Smitty's Place.

Posted by: Ace on June 24, 2004 06:13 PM

AGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ace...how could you....Smitty, a fan of gay porn????

Are you trying to get Sully's attention or something?

Smitty HQ: A down home look at life as a whittlin' good ol' boy. If by "down home" you mean "going down on homo's" and if by "whittlin' good ol' boy" you mean molesting children.

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:28 PM

Smitty isn't gay, and he's not a child molestor.

He just enjoys the delightfully-outrageous photography of Mr. Bruce Webber.

That, and makin' shine.

Posted by: ace on June 24, 2004 06:34 PM

It's a slippery slope for ol' Smitty once that white lightning gets in his system.

Lockup the barnyard Ma, Smitty's been downloading Mr. Webber's "artwork" again and now he's giving the goats a "come hither" look.

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:44 PM

Them does run like freakin' GAZELLES when they see Smitty trottin' 'round the barnyard!

' ' ' ' '


Posted by: Bocefus on June 24, 2004 09:26 PM

Smitty's Place: Old fashioned meat-smokin'.....

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In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):

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Because as I demonstrated on my show, there were MANY young men that all woke up and decided to dress in Maroon shirts and light shorts on the day of the Charlie's assassination.

The footage can be any one of these young men and in my opinion is likely multiple of them.

If Tyler Robinson's defense would like to contact me-- I'd be happy to supply them the folder of the maroon boys that I began archiving when I noticed the bizarre fashion trend.

I have thus far ID'd two of them, but will focus on IDing the rest of them when I am back on air.

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Remington headstamp on the case and despite the somewhat low resolution on the photo you can see the somewhat blunted nature of the projectile's tip.

This is a Remington Cor-Lokt soft point round. It's SPECIFICALLY designed to deform, slow down, and prevent an exit wound. Available at literally every single gun store and sporting goods store that sells ammunition.

In fact, 16 out of the 17 .30-06 varieties manufactured by Remington use some type of expanding, deforming, or fragmenting bullet. Only ONE of their products uses a full metal jacket projectile that could/would be expected to leave an exit wound.

Here's a clip of them sitting in my desk.

This has been the most easily debunked claim of their entire web of lies and it's really mind blowing considering this is exactly what you would choose for an assassination.

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Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round.

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