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June 24, 2004

How Could Jack Ryan Lose...

... with the campaign strategy designed for him by Allah Pundit?

Caution: Allah says neither are work-safe. I don't think anyone's going to get fired for a picture of a sexy-but-clothed woman, but bear it in mind. Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Thanks to the totally new South Park Pundit.

Update: And if you haven't been checking Allah -- I haven't; I didn't realize he was back -- make sure you keep scanning down. Good, good stuff.


posted by Ace at 05:44 PM
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Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Maybe wait 'till you have access to tissues. And some hand lotion.

Posted by: Allah on June 24, 2004 05:47 PM

Ahh..here we have Allah providing the believers with yet one more way to "get to heaven", if ya know what i'm saying......

I guess Allah really does preside over a "religion of piece".

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 05:51 PM

Earlier the header was for Smitty. Now it's Ace HQ.

So, did I miss a post? Are you Ace again, you just feelin' a bit 'Smitty'?

Posted by: Joe Mama on June 24, 2004 06:03 PM

She's 7 of 9, not 1 of 72, and she certainly ain't no virgin.

Posted by: Brian B on June 24, 2004 06:10 PM

Joe,

I called the joke off in a comment somewhere. I think in one of the Smitty posts.

On the other hand, you could be the first visitor to the brand-new Smitty's Place.

Posted by: Ace on June 24, 2004 06:13 PM

AGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ace...how could you....Smitty, a fan of gay porn????

Are you trying to get Sully's attention or something?

Smitty HQ: A down home look at life as a whittlin' good ol' boy. If by "down home" you mean "going down on homo's" and if by "whittlin' good ol' boy" you mean molesting children.

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:28 PM

Smitty isn't gay, and he's not a child molestor.

He just enjoys the delightfully-outrageous photography of Mr. Bruce Webber.

That, and makin' shine.

Posted by: ace on June 24, 2004 06:34 PM

It's a slippery slope for ol' Smitty once that white lightning gets in his system.

Lockup the barnyard Ma, Smitty's been downloading Mr. Webber's "artwork" again and now he's giving the goats a "come hither" look.

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:44 PM

Them does run like freakin' GAZELLES when they see Smitty trottin' 'round the barnyard!

' ' ' ' '


Posted by: Bocefus on June 24, 2004 09:26 PM

Smitty's Place: Old fashioned meat-smokin'.....

Posted by: Joe mama on June 25, 2004 10:38 AM
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