Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Maybe wait 'till you have access to tissues. And some hand lotion.

Ahh..here we have Allah providing the believers with yet one more way to "get to heaven", if ya know what i'm saying......

I guess Allah really does preside over a "religion of piece".

Earlier the header was for Smitty. Now it's Ace HQ.

So, did I miss a post? Are you Ace again, you just feelin' a bit 'Smitty'?

She's 7 of 9, not 1 of 72, and she certainly ain't no virgin.

Joe,

I called the joke off in a comment somewhere. I think in one of the Smitty posts.

On the other hand, you could be the first visitor to the brand-new Smitty's Place.

AGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ace...how could you....Smitty, a fan of gay porn????

Are you trying to get Sully's attention or something?

Smitty HQ: A down home look at life as a whittlin' good ol' boy. If by "down home" you mean "going down on homo's" and if by "whittlin' good ol' boy" you mean molesting children.

Smitty isn't gay, and he's not a child molestor.

He just enjoys the delightfully-outrageous photography of Mr. Bruce Webber.

That, and makin' shine.

It's a slippery slope for ol' Smitty once that white lightning gets in his system.

Lockup the barnyard Ma, Smitty's been downloading Mr. Webber's "artwork" again and now he's giving the goats a "come hither" look.

Them does run like freakin' GAZELLES when they see Smitty trottin' 'round the barnyard!

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Smitty's Place: Old fashioned meat-smokin'.....

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