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June 24, 2004
How Could Jack Ryan Lose...... with the campaign strategy designed for him by Allah Pundit? Caution: Allah says neither are work-safe. I don't think anyone's going to get fired for a picture of a sexy-but-clothed woman, but bear it in mind. Maybe wait 'till you get home. Thanks to the totally new South Park Pundit. Update: And if you haven't been checking Allah -- I haven't; I didn't realize he was back -- make sure you keep scanning down. Good, good stuff. posted by Ace at 05:44 PM
CommentsMaybe wait 'till you get home. Maybe wait 'till you have access to tissues. And some hand lotion. Posted by: Allah on June 24, 2004 05:47 PM
Ahh..here we have Allah providing the believers with yet one more way to "get to heaven", if ya know what i'm saying...... I guess Allah really does preside over a "religion of piece". Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 05:51 PM
Earlier the header was for Smitty. Now it's Ace HQ. So, did I miss a post? Are you Ace again, you just feelin' a bit 'Smitty'? Posted by: Joe Mama on June 24, 2004 06:03 PM
She's 7 of 9, not 1 of 72, and she certainly ain't no virgin. Posted by: Brian B on June 24, 2004 06:10 PM
Joe, I called the joke off in a comment somewhere. I think in one of the Smitty posts. On the other hand, you could be the first visitor to the brand-new Smitty's Place. Posted by: Ace on June 24, 2004 06:13 PM
AGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Ace...how could you....Smitty, a fan of gay porn???? Are you trying to get Sully's attention or something? Smitty HQ: A down home look at life as a whittlin' good ol' boy. If by "down home" you mean "going down on homo's" and if by "whittlin' good ol' boy" you mean molesting children. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:28 PM
Smitty isn't gay, and he's not a child molestor. He just enjoys the delightfully-outrageous photography of Mr. Bruce Webber. That, and makin' shine. Posted by: ace on June 24, 2004 06:34 PM
It's a slippery slope for ol' Smitty once that white lightning gets in his system. Lockup the barnyard Ma, Smitty's been downloading Mr. Webber's "artwork" again and now he's giving the goats a "come hither" look. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 24, 2004 06:44 PM
Them does run like freakin' GAZELLES when they see Smitty trottin' 'round the barnyard! ' ' ' ' '
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Smitty's Place: Old fashioned meat-smokin'..... Posted by: Joe mama on June 25, 2004 10:38 AM
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In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
More "fedslop" that Cavernous Nostrils is too smart to be taken in by:
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