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July 10, 2026

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Last night I posted a photo that was clearly AI but somehow I missed it. Lemme try again:

Black Hole @konstructivizm
It seems incredible, but this is a real photograph!

It was taken on July 24, 2024, just seconds before Saturn disappeared completely behind the lunar disk. The image creates the illusion that Saturn is hovering right above Glushko Crater--a young, 43-kilometer-wide crater near the Moon's western limb. Of course, the Moon is 400,000 kilometers away, whereas Saturn is 1.4 billion kilometers away.

The photo was taken by amateur astronomer Chengcheng Xu in China.

Poor little herding puppy is disrespected by the goats who chase him off, but then he remembers he is the descendant of wolves and asserts his authoritah.

Two paddleboarders save a weakening wallaby who somehow got herself swept out into the open ocean.

Oh my goodness -- a tiny tree kangaroo has an even tinier joey in her pouch.

Hippos sleep underwater but raise their heads and take a breath automatically, without waking up. Or so the fedslop would have you believe.

He knows what he did.

These babies are hungry!

These baby deer are also hungry!

Painting a mural to merge with the foliage.

This will make you misty. Poor shelter dog.

The cat is unimpressed and he's right to be unimpressed.

The Kelpies are a pair of 30-meter (100-foot) tall, 300-ton stainless-steel horse-head sculptures located in Falkirk, Scotland pic.twitter.com/te5YG8FLw2
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 1, 2026

Two way carpet flying

[📹 alladin_skylab] pic.twitter.com/Shs9gh19Fd
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 10, 2026

A mother cat teaching her kittens that their dog friend is harmless pic.twitter.com/AS77maUSKu
— Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) July 9, 2026

300 m underground, 27 m high, 16 m long and 6°C water. Biggest underground jump found and sent so far.

[📹 jeremynicollin]
[📍 Wales, UK] pic.twitter.com/YbxvYKPYnA
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 6, 2026

Fiona, the Giant Schnauzer who learned to walk like a human.

[📹 thefionawalks] pic.twitter.com/chGURAyOt5
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 10, 2026

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Of course, the Moon is 400,000 kilometers away, whereas Saturn is 1.4 billion kilometers away. The photo was taken by amateur astronomer Chengcheng Xu in China. Poor little herding puppy is disrespected by the goats who chase him off, but then he remembers he is the descendant of wolves and asserts his authoritah. Two paddleboarders save a weakening wallaby who somehow got herself swept out into the open ocean. Oh my goodness -- a tiny tree kangaroo has an even tinier joey in her pouch. Hippos sleep underwater but raise their heads and take a breath automatically, without waking up. Or so the fedslop would have you believe. He knows what he did. These babies are hungry! These baby deer are also hungry! Painting a mural to merge with the foliage. This will make you misty. Poor shelter dog. The cat is unimpressed and he's right to be unimpressed. The Kelpies are a pair of 30-meter (100-foot) tall, 300-ton stainless-steel horse-head sculptures located in Falkirk, Scotland pic.twitter.com/te5YG8FLw2 — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 1, 2026 Two way carpet flying [📹 alladin_skylab] pic.twitter.com/Shs9gh19Fd — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 10, 2026 A mother cat teaching her kittens that their dog friend is harmless pic.twitter.com/AS77maUSKu — Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) July 9, 2026 300 m underground, 27 m high, 16 m long and 6°C water. Biggest underground jump found and sent so far. [📹 jeremynicollin] [📍 Wales, UK] pic.twitter.com/YbxvYKPYnA — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 6, 2026 Fiona, the Giant Schnauzer who learned to walk like a human. 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