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June 23, 2004
US Airstrike Destroys Another "Wedding Party," This One in FallujahFamed Baghdad wedding singer, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, was scheduled to sing Hava Negaleh at the festivities, but intelligence sources say that he was forced to cancel at the last moment in order to perform a magic show at a Sadr City Chucky Cheese. Reports say the airstrike resulted in multiple large secondary explosions, which usually indicates the presence of on-site explosives and/or wedding cakes. Al Jazeera reports that all 20 of the casualties were women and children, who were, per Iraqi wedding customs, all wearing the traditional wedding-party handlebar moustaches and carrying "Festival Tubes," also known as Soviet RPG-7 grenade launchers.
posted by Ace at 01:00 PM
CommentsDid he saw a goat in half at the Sadr City Chuckie Cheese? Posted by: El Jefe on June 23, 2004 02:42 PM
No, he sawed a man in half, if you define the half-way point as the Adam's apple. He didn't perform the "putting them back together again" part of the trick. Posted by: ace on June 23, 2004 02:45 PM
Humor AND Tawny Kitaen, I don't know whether to LOL or... er, never mind. Posted by: JFH on June 23, 2004 03:05 PM
Your informant was wrong, terribly wrong! All 20 of the dead at the wedding party were unborn children, struck down before their time! No one else was present at the time of the genocidal bombing. The secondary explosions were from several cases of Pampers in the back closet. Pampers contain cellulose, which is highly explosive. Posted by: Al Mundi on June 23, 2004 03:11 PM
Your informant was wrong, terribly wrong! All 20 of the dead at the wedding party were unborn children, struck down before their time! Has anyone informed the National Organization of Women about this excellent news? Posted by: on June 23, 2004 03:56 PM
Didn't we also take out a wedding party when we captured Saddam? I cut myself shaving the other day and took out two wedding parties. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 23, 2004 04:02 PM
Heh, that's some pretty good sarcasm. All terrorist assholes must die. Posted by: GORDON on June 23, 2004 09:17 PM
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