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June 17, 2004
"We ask Allah to accept this offering from your hands"Any chance we'll be getting an apology for this?: "...[T]he brothers were wonderfully calm and serene, as if they were on a hike. "We entered and found youths from the Arabian Peninsula [i.e. Saudi Arabia] wearing the Aramco uniform. They asked, 'What is going on?' We told them, 'Calm down, don't be afraid, we don't want you. We want only the Americans.' "We entered one of the companies' [offices], and found there an American infidel who looked like a director of one of the companies. I went into his office and called him. When he turned to me, I shot him in the head, and his head exploded. We entered another office and found one infidel from South Africa, and our brother Hussein slit his throat. We asked Allah to accept [these acts of devotion] from us, and from him. This was the South African infidel...." More -- quite a bit more --at American Digest. In related important news, American soldiers used dogs to "frighten" Iraqi terrorist prisoners, and Andrew Sullivan is having "heart-ache" over the social ostracism he's received due to his one-time support of George Bush. posted by Ace at 06:47 PM
CommentsI see in the news right now that journalists are short-stroking it about the fact that we have "secret detention centers" and that Rumsfeld may have "hid" a prisoner from the Red Cross. To both stories, I thought, "If true, then good for us." Then I wondered if I should feel guilty about thinking that way. Then I came here and was reminded of this terrorist account (saw it a few days ago, in fact), and whatever latent guilt I had disappeared. Posted by: ccwbass on June 17, 2004 06:54 PM
And we're supposed to understand why these people do these things to us? How about "Because they're beasts." Posted by: Brian B on June 17, 2004 07:09 PM
A few more incidents like these, and maybe we will get over this "phoney war" phase and start fighting this war on terrorism like it should be fought. UNLAWFUL COMBATANTS HAVE NO RIGHTS! Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on June 18, 2004 12:24 AM
I sometimes think the internet was created just to get these stories out there. Christ, do I ever feel like kicking the shit out of Terry Moran right now. Just because. Posted by: Jeff G on June 18, 2004 02:00 AM
But there were never any ties between Al-Qaeda and Saddam Hussein!!!!!!! Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton Abu Ghraib detention Red Cross 90% not guilty oil for blood Israel Israel Israel Palestinian peace and justice Valerie Plame Joe Wilson Gitmo orange jumpsuits blindfolded shackeled dogs baring teeth AshKKKroft neocons PATRIOT ACT!!!! Another eeevil Zi--er--neocon feels the sting of LLL logic! Posted by: Tongue Boy on June 18, 2004 12:17 PM
> "And we're supposed to understand why these people do these things to us? How about "Because they're beasts"? My firm represents several very intelligent beasts, including Jack Russels and border collies. Your comparison of our clients--"beasts"--to terrorists inflicts extreme emotional pain on our clients, and we demand you refrain from making such a comparison in the future. Sincerely... Posted by: sf on June 19, 2004 07:26 PM
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In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
More "fedslop" that Cavernous Nostrils is too smart to be taken in by:
Blake Neff Fenix Ammunition Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round. Boy these Internet Experts (TM) sure do get a lot of things wrong.
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