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June 17, 2004

Ministry of Silly Links

Sometimes I hanker for a hunk of cheese, and I don't know why.

Oh yeah. Because of these cartoon PSA's that used to run on ABC on Saturday Mornings in the early eighties (scroll down; posted on Monday, June 14).

Update: What business is it of the American Broadcasting Corporation if I choose to "drown my food," or even if I have a "Yuck Mouth"?

Seriously-- who's the victim here?

These little brainwashing cartoons are the fluoridation of the mind.

I Wasted My Youth Update: Only the worst sort of couch-potato protonerd could possibly have committed all these dopey tunes and lyrics to memory.

Good Grief! Didn't my dad ever play ball with me? Did I not have any friends at all?

Is this where it all went so horribly wrong for me?


posted by Ace at 06:00 PM
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With a hat tip to The Simpsons:

I'm an Amendment to be
Yes an Amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners
Who've got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal
For policement to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberty
(Least I hope and pray that there are)
'Cause these liberal freaks go too far

Boy: Why don't they make a law against flag burning?

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the constitution ...

Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!

Boy: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Then I'll crush all opposition to be
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back
I'll say that he's gay

Congressman: Good news, Amendment. They ratified ya!

Amendment: Oh yeah!

Posted by: Aaron on June 17, 2004 08:03 PM

Apparently so.

Posted by: Scott R. on June 17, 2004 08:08 PM

What kind of sick bastard would fill kids' heads with this crap? "No fun to eat what you can't even see"????? Haven't these people ever heard of the chimichanga? You can't see inside one of those things, but I know for damn sure it's filled with tasty goodness!

Posted by: george on June 17, 2004 08:48 PM

I'm screwed. I know all the lyrics and, should the power of drawing ever return to my arthritic hands, I could draw each one of the characters from Schoolhouse Rock.

Worst thing about Schoolhouse Rock is that there wasn't enough cowbell, dammit.

Posted by: Da Goddess on June 18, 2004 12:17 AM
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