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June 17, 2004

What if The Vulture Teamed Up With The Blob?

And what if Chris Lehane and Michael Moore went into business together?

It's like a science-fiction movie. What if we take the best parts of Michael Moore and Chris Lehane and combine them into the world's biggest dickface? It's like a harmonic convergence of interplanetary douchebaggery.

Get me Graydon Carter. I've got a new screenplay for him to pimp.

Or shill.


posted by Ace at 05:01 PM
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Ummm...You would get a Bloature?

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 17, 2004 06:26 PM

Hey, Ace - if I may be so bold, I would like to suggest the term dicknugget, rather than dickface.

Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta on June 17, 2004 07:16 PM

Hey, Ace - if I may be so bold, I would like to suggest the term dicknugget, rather than dickface.

Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta on June 17, 2004 07:16 PM

Get me Graydon Carter

Wasn't that a Stallone movie?

Posted by: rdbrewer on June 17, 2004 07:27 PM

If you arent gonna go for Bloature....I could accept Chicken Dicknugget as an acceptable substitute. :)

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 17, 2004 07:49 PM

Michael Moore + Chris Lehane = Alec "The Bloviator" Baldwin

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