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June 16, 2004
Liberal Mouthpiece: Kerry's Now Both "Looser" and "More Focused"It's pretty damn amazing, when you think about it. John Kerry, the man who is both for and against the war on Iraq; the man who is both for and against funding our troops in the field; the man who both agrees with Dick Cheney on gay marriage and yet thinks him intolerant for holding his position; the man who is simultaneously for more spending but also less spending, in order to balance the budget; the man who simultaneously promises to be "tough" and "aggressive" on terrorism while doing less about it-- well, it turns out that lately he's accomplished a new trick. According to Ben Goddard ("Who?"), he's simultaneously "looser" and "more focused" too. It's funny. I've never succeeded at that trick. When I'm "loose," I'm not focused, and when I'm intensely focused, I'm not "loose." The terms seem to be contradictory, by definition. I gotta tell you: I'm really starting to think I just might vote for this cat. On a daily basis he achieves the logically impossible. How freaking cool is that? On the other hand, I still remain of two minds. I guess you can say I'll be voting both for and against him on election day. posted by Ace at 08:08 PM
CommentsWell, it's becoming clearer and clearer every day that John Kerry is, in fact, the God described in the Nicene Creed. Makes you wonder how many angels could dance on his head, if it could be proved he actually had one (it's the physical body argument that causes so much darn trouble). Anyway, all praise Kerry, yadda yadda yadda. Posted by: ccwbass on June 16, 2004 09:57 PM
I read that whole thing, reading "loser" the entire time time, thinking what's the big deal whether or not he is more focused he's still a loser. Perhaps that is what he meant after all, it is what I hope him to be come November anyway. Posted by: shawn on June 17, 2004 01:12 AM
The way I see it, it's kind of like "New and Improved." Yeah, there's no way something could be improved if it's never been around before. But it's a marketing tradition. We can't toss out decades of tradition simply because it doesn't make sense. Posted by: Smack on June 17, 2004 08:46 AM
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Midnight's Edge: Woke "Muh Diversity/Muh LGBT" leftist feminist Grace Randolf actually wonders if she's been in a leftwing bubble all along, and realizes that maybe the "Republican bubble" is larger than the leftwing one
She also realizes that social media and the legacy media have "misled" her. Republicans aren't in a bubble. We all know what the left is thinking and saying because corrupt social media companies constantly push the Marxist propaganda media on us. It's the left that is sheltered and protected in curated spaces from ever hearing a dissenting point of view. Many of us might like to be in a bubble, but the Marxist propaganda media's domination, along with the Google/Microsoft determination that everyone's feeds must be stuffed full of the Marxist propaganda media ops, means we can't bubble up even if we'd want to.
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