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Another New BloggerHer name is Michelle Malkin. Seems like she has a lot to say. Thanks to Celluloid/Protein Wisdom (which is it, anyway?) for tipping me to this fresh new voice. By the way, if you're linking me and I'm not linking you, let me know. I try to figure out who's linking me, but I'm starting to lose track. posted by Ace at 06:25 PM
CommentsShe seems to be a fairly decent writer. A little more seasoning and I might consider linking her. Don't want to clog up my sidebar with amateurs or rookies. Posted by: sonofnixon on June 15, 2004 06:57 PM
Her book, "Invasion" is fantastic. It is along the lines of Emerson's "Jihad in America." Posted by: abysmal on June 15, 2004 07:36 PM
Book. Shmook. Anyone can "write" a book. Let her toil on a blog and see how scary talented she is. Posted by: sonofnixon on June 15, 2004 07:40 PM
That's what I say. Writing "books" is easy. The tough thing is cutting and pasting quotes from newspaper articles and then adding funny little sarcastic remarks. Posted by: ace on June 15, 2004 07:52 PM
All right, Michelle Malkin, who puts the "Fox" in FoxyNews! Posted by: Aaron on June 15, 2004 08:01 PM
finally something we can agree on Posted by: sonofnixon on June 15, 2004 08:26 PM
Malkin has been on Townhall.com for years. You guys should go read her. She's great. She's even better than a hamster in a cage. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 15, 2004 08:57 PM
You know what I like about books? The heft. Posted by: Jeff G on June 15, 2004 09:06 PM
Her stuff on Townhall.com is top notch, didn't know she had a blog. Posted by: tom alday on June 15, 2004 09:08 PM
She just got the blog rolling, but she's been a major conservative voice for years. I'm surprised you guys haven't BEEN reading her. Besides, she's kinda hot! Posted by: RapidTransit on June 15, 2004 09:14 PM
Alday! How you likin' that RAS shirt? Get any good reactions? Posted by: rdbrewer on June 15, 2004 09:19 PM
i've gotten some sour looks from it Posted by: tom alday on June 15, 2004 09:23 PM
Alright! I've had either smiles or befuddled looks. I've also had a few great reactions, like yesterday when I went to a plumbing supply store to buy a washer for a leaky faucet. (I thought that was what I needed.) The owner put down his sandwich and spent a lot of time with me. He recommended replacing the faucet seat, gave me a new one, "buttered" it with some goo, told me how to replace it, and he gave me two rubber washers. Meanwhile, two other people had to wait about 20 minutes. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 15, 2004 09:36 PM
I caught a C-Span show she was on a few months back, plugging her book. In addition to being smart and well spoken she completes the package by being oh-so easy on the eye. Goldstein nailed it the other day with this line. Posted by: keggin on June 15, 2004 10:18 PM
Writing "books" is easy. The tough thing is cutting and pasting quotes from newspaper articles and then adding funny little sarcastic remarks. Hahahaha. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on June 15, 2004 10:31 PM
I enjoy MM-- a most worthy quote from her regarding the stinky Wonk****: Posted by: Mel on June 15, 2004 10:44 PM
Thanks for understanding, Nic. Now what the hell is this TownHall.com that everyone's yapping about? Is that like a new internet web page or something? BTW, that Victor David Hanson guy isn't a bad writer either. He's only had a blog for a little while, so I'm personally cutting the guy a little slack. The rest of the blogosphere should be as understanding as me and let a New Guy cut his teeth before critiquing him to harshly. Posted by: sonofnixon on June 15, 2004 11:15 PM
Michelle Malkin has been a syndicated columnist for years. By definition she is a professional. And by the quality of her writing, one of the better ones on the scene today, with a long future ahead of her. She is published regularly on Townhall.com, in addition to her appearances on Fox. Posted by: Dave on June 16, 2004 01:23 AM
Dave, We're joking. We know who she is. We're just having a bit of fun calling her a "new blogger," pretending to be "more established" than this saucy little upstart. Posted by: ace on June 16, 2004 01:41 AM
D'oh! Posted by: rdbrewer on June 16, 2004 09:54 AM
Yes, even though she is a tremendously skilled writer with top notch critical thinking ability...she still blends in with the pouty-lip newsbabe squad at Fox. She has been issued her own greasegun full of FoxNewsbabe Ultra Wetlook Lip Gloss too. Posted by: lauraw on June 16, 2004 12:34 PM
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