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June 15, 2004

Senator John Forbes Kerry: "Like a Caged Hamster"

Well, Kaus poked good sarcastic fun at that embarassing little fart of a New York Times article on the "restless, relentless" John Kerry, but it seems he did miss the money quote:

Like a caged hamster, Senator John Kerry is restless on the road.

I think we can all agree that's what we're all looking for in a Commander in Chief. When our nation's security is on the line, we're all looking for someone who smells of wood-chips and rodent-urine.

Thanks to Andunie, who also provides a compilation of nicknames for John Kerry. He seems to have missed Senator Splunge and The Boston Fog Machine, however.


posted by Ace at 05:42 PM
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Why don't we just get him a big plastic ball, stuff him in there, and let him roll his ass across the floor?

It'd be far more entertaining to see.

Posted by: Da Goddess on June 15, 2004 06:05 PM

Actually, your Splunge! is at #2. I just forgot the honorific.

But yeah, I did miss The Boston Fog Machine.

Posted by: Anthony Perez-Miller on June 15, 2004 06:06 PM

I have it on good authority that caged hamsters make good executive decision makers.

Posted by: rdbrewer on June 15, 2004 06:26 PM

As I wrote on another thread, the quote that jumped out at me from this asinine piece of shit article in the NYT was that the Caged Hamster, who, by the way, served in Vietnam, spends his time on the campaign jet strumming a guitar and is just now "learning a new (old) song, 'This Land is Your Land.'"

Doesn't this strike anyone as odd? How can anyone not know this song?

I hear that JFKerry was in bands in his college days playing bass and guitar. He's just now figuring out the three chords and a line or two to a song that's been around for 75 years? Can this really be true or is this dipwad reporter expecting us to believe this attempt at limning out Kerry as "just-a-regular-guy-with-a-soft-spot-for-sentimental-patriotic-chestnuts?"

The entire article is unbelievable bullshit; pablum served up to the credulous.

Unintentional comic gold.

Posted by: kelly on June 15, 2004 07:00 PM

Must............. resist........... urge........... to make......... Richard.......... Gere.......... comment. [/capt. Kirk]

[edited by ace to put in spaces so that the post doesn't inflate my sidebar.]

Posted by: Brian B on June 15, 2004 07:18 PM

INVESTIGATIVE ASSIGNMENT:

Someone needs to find out how Jodi Wilgoren's silly, yet badly written article got published in the NYT.

She has to be related to the boss or one of his pals or something.

Posted by: rdbrewer on June 15, 2004 09:25 PM

Join the Linux community. Linuxwaves.net

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