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White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!"
Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that.

The Democrats are so attached to the East Wing and such pro-American history buffs that they... used a photo of Buckingham Palace and claimed it was the East Wing of the White House

Zohran Mamdani: When you think about it, weren't Muslims like my aunt the Real Victims of 9/11?

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From Archimedes: Democrats are really now arguing that it's time to open the Big Tent to Nazis:

At Insty:

How it's going: How 'Big Tent' Are Democrats Willing to Go? Many in the party say it needs a wider range of candidates to run. Does that include people with Nazi tattoos?

Senator Martin Heinrich of New Mexico said, "Graham has made a lot of mistakes in his life. He's had a very long journey to the place where he is today, but he's owned those mistakes, owned up to them, and he's evolved." Khanna called the tattoo "horrendous," but said: "Do we want our political governing class to be like the classmates I had at Yale Law School, some of them who dreamed of being president of the United States from the age of twelve?" He continued, "Or do we want normal people also having a chance at these offices?"

--The Atlantic, today. Have they SEEN the people who vote for them?

Link to Ed Driscoll's post here
Black Conservative Perspective says there's a "Woke Civil War" going on in the left over this Nazi, with Race Marxists -- mostly black -- absolutely determined to cancel him, while the straight-up Communists -- mostly white rich-bitch nepo babies -- are fighting like hell for him. As many have noted: Communists are always willing to make a tactical alliance with Nazis. (And, of course, Communists are just totalitarian socialists with an internationalist foreign policy, while Nazis are totalitarian socialists with a nationalist foreign policy. They're two anti-human peas in a pod.)
The white communists are fighting hard for this guy because he is an open, avowed communist, and they think his completely-fake "normal blue-collar guy" persona can be used to do what they cannot do, sell communism to the working class.

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Democrat hopeful to replace Susan Collins as Maine Senator -- the man who got a Nazi Totenkopf tattoo because he was "very inebriated" and who is now known as "Maine Kampf" -- also taught gun tactics to... Antifa
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I heard that his solo album, back when each member of KISS cut their own record, was pretty good.
Here's that solo album, from 1978. Sounds a bit like The Sweet.

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Senator John Forbes Kerry: "Like a Caged Hamster"