Why don't we just get him a big plastic ball, stuff him in there, and let him roll his ass across the floor?

It'd be far more entertaining to see.

Actually, your Splunge! is at #2. I just forgot the honorific.

But yeah, I did miss The Boston Fog Machine.

I have it on good authority that caged hamsters make good executive decision makers.

As I wrote on another thread, the quote that jumped out at me from this asinine piece of shit article in the NYT was that the Caged Hamster, who, by the way, served in Vietnam, spends his time on the campaign jet strumming a guitar and is just now "learning a new (old) song, 'This Land is Your Land.'"

Doesn't this strike anyone as odd? How can anyone not know this song?

I hear that JFKerry was in bands in his college days playing bass and guitar. He's just now figuring out the three chords and a line or two to a song that's been around for 75 years? Can this really be true or is this dipwad reporter expecting us to believe this attempt at limning out Kerry as "just-a-regular-guy-with-a-soft-spot-for-sentimental-patriotic-chestnuts?"

The entire article is unbelievable bullshit; pablum served up to the credulous.

Unintentional comic gold.

Must............. resist........... urge........... to make......... Richard.......... Gere.......... comment. [/capt. Kirk]

[edited by ace to put in spaces so that the post doesn't inflate my sidebar.]

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Someone needs to find out how Jodi Wilgoren's silly, yet badly written article got published in the NYT.

She has to be related to the boss or one of his pals or something.

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