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Is That a Nude Robert Reich In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?He da sexy. Ooh, jinkies, he da sexy. He's a very, very hot man -- smokin' hot, the kind of man that gives even straight men like myself the dirty-kinky goosebumps o' love -- and I'm sure we're all quite satisfied that Bill Clinton did not appoint a certifiable maniac to his cabinet. Update: I've been chewing this over. And I want to know: What the fuck?!?! What the fuck is up with our former Secretary of Labor,, and a very strange and homely looking midget, posing naked for a calendar? What the fuck? Update: I mean seriously: What the fucking fuck?!!? Update: Okay. Now stop jerking me around. I'm going to ask this one more fucking time: What the fucking fuck is fucking going on in the fucking world?! posted by Ace at 05:08 PM
CommentsWhat you're not turned on?! My lust grew so strong that my wife made me turn off the TV when the Lollipop League showed up in the Wizard of Oz. Posted by: JFH on June 15, 2004 05:24 PM
Settle down Ace and be grateful it wasnt worse. four words: Madaleine Albright, Janet Reno. I'm sorry that's not a mental image I want to be imposing on people. Think happy thoughts, John Kerry giving his concession speach, Economic Boom, more cowbell. Posted by: Big E on June 15, 2004 05:28 PM
Posted by: Mr. Smithers on June 15, 2004 05:32 PM
Update: Okay. Now stop jerking me around. I'm going to ask this one more fucking time: What the fucking fuck is fucking going on in the fucking world?! Fuck if I know. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 15, 2004 05:36 PM
OOooh..... Oompa Loompas! uhnm...oooh Yes!!!! Posted by: Dave Pasquino on June 15, 2004 05:43 PM
Robert Reich thought balloon: "Dammit! That Bill Clinton thinks he's just *so* *damn* *cool*. What with his National Enquirer articles about Monica and Ken Starr investigating him. Well! I'll just show him. How's this? Am I hot? Is this the kind of He-Man beefcake you're looking for? Is it? IS IT?" Posted by: on June 15, 2004 06:00 PM
Ace, it's just a lot of loose shit. This is when you need Mr. Paul Anka to, shall we say, regulate... Posted by: Kahuna on June 15, 2004 06:16 PM
Not gay at all. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, mind you. Posted by: Iblis on June 15, 2004 06:21 PM
I can't separate this story from the caged hamster story. You can imagine my mental dilema. I read once of some Indian holy man who was able to blind his mind's eye by mentally masturbating for seven straight days. Lucky holy bastard. Posted by: Jeff G on June 15, 2004 06:26 PM
Ace, You've been reading PJ O'Rourke, haven't you? Posted by: Brian B on June 15, 2004 06:28 PM
Brian, Actually, no. Am I channelling him? Posted by: ace on June 15, 2004 07:45 PM
Ace, Yes, The phrase "What the fuck? I mean, what the fucking fuck?" is directly out of Parliament of Whores. Posted by: Brian B on June 15, 2004 08:06 PM
I second the motion to get Mr. Paul Anka to "put us some fucking knowledge here." Posted by: Kerry Is Unelectable on June 15, 2004 08:09 PM
Ha. Oh yeah. Isn't that where he's explaining the budget mess, and he's telling you about some goofy payment to farmers, and then he says, "I'm sure you must now have some questions. Ask them," and the first question from "you the reader" is "Q. What the fuck?!! What the fucking fuck, man?!" Gee. I guess I did steal that, didn't I? Posted by: ace on June 15, 2004 08:11 PM
Yup, that's the one. That book should be required reading for any college 100-level civics class. Posted by: Brian B on June 15, 2004 08:22 PM
Ew. Posted by: zetetic on June 15, 2004 11:31 PM
I just bafred a little in my mouth. Posted by: Beck on June 16, 2004 05:35 AM
That is the ugliest little fucker I have ever seen in my life. What the hell is he thinking? I must say Janet Reno or Maddy HalfBright would have been worse. Well they certainly would be more masculine, than that mincing little fairy. Of course he looks more like a troll in that picture. Posted by: Marty on June 16, 2004 08:31 AM
SpongeRob NoPants Posted by: sentinel on June 16, 2004 08:42 AM
The quote from "Parliament of Whores" is from the S&L bailout chapter. Am i imagining things or are the loaf of bread and lettuce supposed to be representative of Reich's package? Posted by: golden boy on June 16, 2004 08:44 AM
I'm calling Vinny Pascone. Posted by: lauraw on June 16, 2004 10:03 AM
Eh- that's 'Falcone, Vinny Falcone.' Posted by: lauraw on June 16, 2004 10:04 AM
there's lots of loose shit going on here... Posted by: hobgoblin on June 16, 2004 01:42 PM
Suggestion: stop chewing. Gosh, I miss college. Posted by: charles austin on June 16, 2004 02:16 PM
I am grateful that this time I was not imbibing a liquid as I read this. Posted by: Sailor Kenshin on June 16, 2004 03:43 PM
And we must all kneel and thank G-d that this picture didn't include Michael Moore as his Baguette Buddy. There are limits, after all. Posted by: Mamamontezz on June 17, 2004 05:41 PM
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