What you're not turned on?! My lust grew so strong that my wife made me turn off the TV when the Lollipop League showed up in the Wizard of Oz.

Settle down Ace and be grateful it wasnt worse.

four words: Madaleine Albright, Janet Reno.

I'm sorry that's not a mental image I want to be imposing on people. Think happy thoughts, John Kerry giving his concession speach, Economic Boom, more cowbell.

Ooooh. The last time I was this 'excited' was when I saw this.

/sarcasm

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!

Update: Okay. Now stop jerking me around. I'm going to ask this one more fucking time: What the fucking fuck is fucking going on in the fucking world?!

Fuck if I know.

OOooh..... Oompa Loompas! uhnm...oooh Yes!!!!

Robert Reich thought balloon:

"Dammit! That Bill Clinton thinks he's just *so* *damn* *cool*. What with his National Enquirer articles about Monica and Ken Starr investigating him. Well! I'll just show him. How's this? Am I hot? Is this the kind of He-Man beefcake you're looking for? Is it? IS IT?"

Ace, it's just a lot of loose shit. This is when you need Mr. Paul Anka to, shall we say, regulate...

Not gay at all. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, mind you.

I can't separate this story from the caged hamster story. You can imagine my mental dilema.

I read once of some Indian holy man who was able to blind his mind's eye by mentally masturbating for seven straight days. Lucky holy bastard.

Ace,

You've been reading PJ O'Rourke, haven't you?

Brian,

Actually, no. Am I channelling him?

Ace,

Yes, The phrase "What the fuck? I mean, what the fucking fuck?" is directly out of Parliament of Whores.

I second the motion to get Mr. Paul Anka to "put us some fucking knowledge here."

Ha. Oh yeah. Isn't that where he's explaining the budget mess, and he's telling you about some goofy payment to farmers, and then he says, "I'm sure you must now have some questions. Ask them," and the first question from "you the reader" is "Q. What the fuck?!! What the fucking fuck, man?!"

Gee.

I guess I did steal that, didn't I?

Yup, that's the one. That book should be required reading for any college 100-level civics class.

Ew.

I just bafred a little in my mouth.

That is the ugliest little fucker I have ever seen in my life. What the hell is he thinking? I must say Janet Reno or Maddy HalfBright would have been worse. Well they certainly would be more masculine, than that mincing little fairy. Of course he looks more like a troll in that picture.

SpongeRob NoPants

The quote from "Parliament of Whores" is from the S&L bailout chapter.

Am i imagining things or are the loaf of bread and lettuce supposed to be representative of Reich's package?

I'm calling Vinny Pascone.

Eh- that's 'Falcone, Vinny Falcone.'

there's lots of loose shit going on here...

Suggestion: stop chewing.

Gosh, I miss college.

I am grateful that this time I was not imbibing a liquid as I read this.

And we must all kneel and thank G-d that this picture didn't include Michael Moore as his Baguette Buddy.

There are limits, after all.