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June 14, 2004
RWN's Favorite Fictional CharactersThis is sort of a vanity, but everyone seems to like lists of things. John Hawkins of RWN polled bloggers on their favorite fictional characters. You will not be surprised to learn that geek culture is very well-represented, or that Breakfast at Tiffany's Holly Golightly fails to make the list. You'd almost think that bloggers were nothing but a bunch of comic-book-collecting, Klingon-fluent male doofuses living over their parents' garages. Almost. Unfortunately, one of my entrants, Ignatius C. O'Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces, missed the cut. All the others made it, which is proof that I have an utterly predictable and mundane mind. posted by Ace at 02:14 PM
CommentsInterestingly heavy in roles played by Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones, Hans Solo, Jack Ryan. Posted by: Dave Pasquino on June 14, 2004 02:20 PM
I don't know what Jack Ryan is doing on anyone's favorite-character list. Even if I grant that Clancy's books are serviceable entertainments, Jack Ryan isn't a particularly compelling character. Even as the "average guy with an extraodinary job" sort of character, he's not a standout. Posted by: ace on June 14, 2004 02:29 PM
Ignatius is my idol man! I loved loved loved that book. So nice to see a referance to it from time to time. Being from New Orleans, I have always felt a cetain kinship with Ignatius. Posted by: Marty on June 14, 2004 02:29 PM
Yeah, he's a keeper. By the way, I'm not saying Jack Ryan is an awful character, as far as spy thrillers go. But with great fictional characters, one has a sense of what they would do or say in a particular situation. You sort of know them. I don't know what Jack Ryan would do in most situations. All I know about him is that he's smart, he loves to read, and he loves his wife and kid. Posted by: ace on June 14, 2004 02:37 PM
I must be reading the wrong stuff. Don Quixote and Pancho Sanza are no-shows? Blasphemy! :) Posted by: Chrees on June 14, 2004 02:55 PM
hey Ace, Ignatius J Reilly Posted by: hobgoblin on June 14, 2004 02:56 PM
I'm stunned to see that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn't on the list. He's one of my favorites, and it seems like he'd be popular with bloggers, from what little I know about blogging. Posted by: Aaron on June 14, 2004 03:02 PM
Quint from Jaws. "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women." Posted by: Longshanks on June 14, 2004 03:31 PM
Forgot all about Ignatius. Went with Harry Angstrom, instead. Only two of my 25 made the list - Yossarian from Catch 22 and Sherlock Holmes. Holden Caufield made honorable mention. Not a single member of the North Valley League Bears made the final cut, even though I personally nominated three: Tanner Boyle, Kelly Leak, and Amanda Whurlitzer. Bloggers are such assholes. Posted by: Jeff G on June 14, 2004 04:06 PM
I'm stunned to see that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn't on the list. Ever notice that Richard Branson seems an awful lot like Zaphod Beeblebrox? Posted by: rdbrewer on June 14, 2004 04:26 PM
I agree with Ace on Jack Ryan. Ryan is a character created for SJ temprements (MBTI theory), they're good boys, do their duty, obey all laws to the letter, respect all symbols of authority, get their homework done; they're organized, logistics oriented, and anal-retentive. They have worthless strategical and tactical skill and horrible intuition. But Jack Ryan is an SJ writ large. He embodies standard SJ characteristics along with SJ wet dream characteristics. That's the part of the fantasy that sells the books. When the occasion calls for it and logistics break down, his intuitive judgments are perfect and his tactical judgments are even better. Sometimes he has to go on op missions with, oh. my. god., NO PLAN! He has to fly by the seat of his pants. He goes into that territory feared by SJ's and performs his duty perfectly every time. Then he comes home to his mother, er, wife, who showers little Jack with motherly love, admiration, and appreciation for a job well done. "You're chucha good boey, Jack." Then the President and other people of high authority shower him with attaboys for a job well done, and they reward him with power and position. Because, for an SJ, doing your duty and being recognized by others for doing a good job are the ultimate narcissistic desires. I like Clancy, but an SJ's narcissistic wet dream is not my idea of one of the greatest fictional characters. Indiana Jones is similar, but the SJ side is only a construct, almost a throw away plot device. Clark Kent the librarian, er, newsman is the same. With both of these guys, the action is the real action. With Jack Ryan, fulfilling duties prescribed by others and being a good boy is the real action. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 14, 2004 04:51 PM
Ok, I'll bite. What the hell is "SJ"? Anyone? Posted by: kelly on June 14, 2004 05:14 PM
Kelly, "SJ" is some sort of shorthand in a personality-classification system. Based on context, I think it means rules-following superego-dominant types. Not good-looking rebels who play by their own rules like, for example, me. Posted by: ace on June 14, 2004 05:20 PM
What about "Gene" from B.O.C? Posted by: sonofnixon on June 14, 2004 05:23 PM
SJ = Society of Jesus. I don't happen to agree with the view of the Jesuits presented, but I don't care enough to argue about it. Mostly, RD, because I'm not Jesuitical. Posted by: Dianna on June 14, 2004 05:25 PM
SJ's are described in the lower left quadrant of this diagram: http://www.typelogic.com/ Posted by: rdbrewer on June 14, 2004 05:35 PM
Actually, this would be better, since the previous site doesn't comment upon SJs as a group. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 14, 2004 05:40 PM
Ace, A while back, at "It Comes in Pints", Emily posted regarding great books, etc. I too, argued that "Confederacy of Dunces" and Ignatius O'Reilly were the downright funniest. There are two types of people in the world, those that think Ignatius is hilarious, and those who don't matter all that much. Posted by: MeTooThen on June 14, 2004 07:14 PM
Join the Linux community. Linuxwaves.net Posted by: Timothy on July 5, 2004 05:25 PM
Ignatius J. Reilly is the most immaculately hilarious character I have ever had put to view in my mind from any book. "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole is without a doubt sheer genious and definitely one of the best comedy novels ever to be written! Posted by: Taylor LeRoux on May 18, 2005 03:09 PM
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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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