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June 14, 2004

And the UN's No Picnic, Either

The Right Wing Conspirator has a useful little quiz testing your knowledge about the world's greatest "peace" organization.

Apart from the US Army, the US Marines, the US Navy, the US Air Force, and the US Coast Guard, of course.


posted by Ace at 02:04 PM
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Considering the UN's track record in Rwanda, the Balkans, Iraq, the Sudan, etc., I'd say there are a few other peace organizations greater than the UN. These include the Boy Scouts of America, the Screen Actor's Guild, Hamas, the PTA in Muncie Indiana, the Islamic Republic of Iran, PETA, the UCLA, and so forth. The UN is actually rather low on the list.

Posted by: Aaron on June 14, 2004 02:17 PM

Come on! they have to be better than NAMBLA!

OK, I was just kidding.

Posted by: Ken J on June 14, 2004 02:31 PM

NAMBLA is clearly a superior peace organization. Never once did they fail to act on intelligence of the imminent racist slaughter of nearly a million Rwandans. And their guiding motto theme seems to be something like, "Come experience the peace that can only be experienced by shanking a 4-year-old up the rear!"

So yes, I put NAMBLA higher up on the list than the UN.

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