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June 10, 2004
New Blog on the BlockFrequent Ace of Spades HQ contributor and long-time correspondent Nicholas Kronos finally took my advice and started himself a blog. Nick's a smart guy. Over at the Perfect World, I was constantly getting myself into trouble by making bold statements which I wasn't sure were actually, err, "factual" or not. You see, like Reagan and Bush before me, I am a "big picture guy," unconcerned about the "details," with a penchant for "delegating" and relying on my charm, humor, and optimism to beguile the American public into thinking all sorts of crazy things that are exactly opposite their economic and political interests. Fortunately, Nick Kronos was frequently able to provide these so-called "facts" I've heard so much about, just as I was about to admit that I really had no good idea what the hell I was talking about. He's saved me from embarassment on any number of occasions. So, Nick's blog should be a good one. I suppose I should be upset to be losing such a valuable contributor. But I don't see as losing a contributor, so much as gaining a minion, plus another freaking link for The Truth Laid Bear ecosystem. posted by Ace at 01:26 AM
CommentsOT: Re: New Motto "New Format: Nothin' But Butt-Sex and Weiners"... like they say, write what you know. Since you took the dive and starting playing blue with that Wonketteish travelogue / spin on the reb brick floor of hell that you did a few weeks ago, this blog has been getting more and more comfortable with its latent desires. "I didn't know much about gay sex, except what I'd seen in movies based on terrible novels by Brett Easton Ellis." Oh tres coy! Posted by: Ron C on June 10, 2004 02:01 PM
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Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday
Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
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