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41% Now Rate Economy As Either "Luscious" or "Stacked"Up three points since last week. 40% still rate the economy as either "unappealing" or "snaggle-toothed." There would seem to be a very hot, very sexy tumescence developing in the economy, as it wantonly strains against the fabric of public opinion. Update: Gallup confirms the trend, now showing a +14 "spread" between those who rate the economy as "pulsing" or "throbbing," versus those who rate the economy as "drooping" or "floppy-nutted." That's much better than the "limp" +2 "spread" at the past reading. posted by Ace at 09:14 PM
CommentsSnicker, guffaw, chortle...oh, what the hell, great big belly laugh. Keeps me comin' back, Ace. Keeps me comin' back. Posted by: kelly on June 9, 2004 09:54 PM
Very sexy! Please, include more weiners whenever possible. Posted by: Keith on June 9, 2004 10:30 PM
LOL Since there's no where else to post this, I'm going to go completely off point and ask this: Did anyone watching the funeral coverage today notice that Michael Reagan was not sitting with the other Reagan children? But apparently the late Maureen's husband WAS sitting there (with his new fiancee)? I can't this addressed anywhere else, and when I think of answers, I think ACE. Posted by: Scout on June 9, 2004 11:04 PM
UGH! There was supposed to be a "find" between "can't" and "this" in my above post. Sorry. Posted by: Scout on June 9, 2004 11:06 PM
I sense.....BOOK DEAL! Because WANKETTE HQ can really write, and this new format is so edgy. Let me know if you need an agent, Wankette. I know some folks in New York City who would think this is all no big deal. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 9, 2004 11:20 PM
I agree. Book deal is definitely in the offing. But when is Ace going to break out the Pulp Fiction reference? You know the one I'm talking about... Posted by: Smack on June 10, 2004 12:42 AM
Ace, Ace, Ace.... See the problem is that you're looking at the wrong sources. Why that fine fair and balanced newspaper, the Washington Post has the following story on the web today: Bush Not Profiting From Revived U.S. Economy Click on the link and you get this front page story: Economy Provides No Boost for Bush By Jonathan Weisman So you see, now that they can no longer hide the economic news, they're simply telling us that people, nay not just people, but Bush's people, actual Republicans who voted for Bush last time around just don't believe it's along-term thing. If people who allegedly supported Bush in 2000 don't believe it, why should anyone? Funny, I don't remember getting a call on this, did anyone else here get a call? (Oh, and the above post is sex related, since the Washington Post is just asking us to bend over like Washingtonienne. I probably won't get no $400 though...) Posted by: Jimmy Page on June 10, 2004 10:08 AM
Funny, I don't remember getting a call on this, did anyone else here get a call? Not me. They're just talking out of their ass (hah!). Posted by: Smack on June 10, 2004 12:54 PM
Senator PhilABuster, Are you really in contact with agents? If so, please let me know. Actually, that goes for anyone. Anyone who knows an agent or an editor would be doing me a huge favor by letting me know. Jimmy, Thanks. I blogged that. Posted by: ace on June 10, 2004 04:25 PM
Geezsh. I'll bet the economy doesn't call me in the morning, either. Posted by: Emma on June 10, 2004 04:38 PM
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