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June 09, 2004
Greek Soccer Team Drugged Up for MatchTheir drinking water was spiked with "powerful depressants" to lower their "performance." Greeks? Greek soccer-players? Greek soccer-players drugged into a playful, pliant stupor? The players union described the incident as "shameful and disgusting." Yes yes yes. Shameful, disgusting, and very very hot. We here at Wankette HQ (both myself and my intern "Nicholas") are beginning to swoon. I'm going to have to send Nicholas off to fetch me a Starbucks grande iced mochaccino just to cool myself off from all this sexiness. posted by Ace at 02:58 PM
CommentsIs there some 'mo inside joke I don't get here? Also, the link is bad. Takes you to a story about a marine firefight. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 03:18 PM
Please stop. Right. Now. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:48 PM
We're not going to be as strong as our weakest link. That's just, the fuck-ing, way. It is. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:51 PM
Stop, stop... yer killin' me! Bwhahaha! Posted by: RapidTransit on June 9, 2004 04:22 PM
RS, Fixed that bad link. Lauraw, You want me to stop because you hate Wonkette, or because none of this is funny?
So, it's sort of this or a blank screen. Posted by: ace on June 9, 2004 04:23 PM
LauraW, I think the "Wankette" could be a new kind of "integrity kick", just what the doctor ordered to deal with all the "loose shit" around here. Which gets me thinking... Posted by: MeTooThen on June 9, 2004 04:53 PM
Huh, haloperidol in the water......dont most liberals drink mainly bottled water? You know I think we could make the Democratic Convention more palatable for everyone,they get a warm fuzzy feeling and an end to the screaming voices in their heads and we dont have to listen to their insane ramblings for a couple days. Win-Win, eh. The only problem is the possible negative interactions with all the other drugs Kerry and friends are on. Posted by: Big E on June 9, 2004 04:59 PM
I don't know. It's just...wrong. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 05:06 PM
There's good gay and bad gay. You can see good gay on Cinemax between 11:30 and 2 a.m. This is bad gay. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 05:07 PM
See? Absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER to have any worries at all about this years Olympics. None at'all. Nosireebob. 'cept this whole "drugging the drinking water" minor snafu. But hey, atheletes don't need THAT much water, right? Nope, nothing to see here, move along.... Posted by: Tman on June 9, 2004 05:09 PM
Good gay: http://www.fotograf... ...ianegliannitrenta.com/Cine%205.jpg [Delete elipses and connect up to make URL. Had to change, because the long word was screwing up my sidebar. -- Ace] http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~sa3c-od/kiss.gif Bad gay: http://www.brokennewz.com/mybrothershead/submissions/parade.gif Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 05:18 PM
Speaking of which... Why can't we post links that work in this thing? Instead of posting that unholy URL, I could just post "Good gay and only Good gay would be visible. Plus, people would be more likely to click and see what's good and gay. Or maybe they wouldn't. Some people might not click on a link that said "good gay" or "bad gay" regardless of how you dress it up. But only desperate pervs or really bored people--you know, the typical Ace reader--are going to go to the trouble of piecing together a broken link together that says "bad gay" and click on it. Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:04 PM
Someone's messing with me because now links do work. I swear they didn't a minute ago. Alrighty then... Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:07 PM
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Actually, I think I'll start a collection. Ha! Bagged one. "Great joy being here..." your ass is mine, Joe Connor! Die Seite wurde nicht gefunden yourself! [prowls through other threads, insomnia trotting along at her heels] Posted by: Megan on April 27, 2005 05:01 AM
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The Disturbing Logic Of The Left.***
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