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June 09, 2004
Greek Soccer Team Drugged Up for MatchTheir drinking water was spiked with "powerful depressants" to lower their "performance." Greeks? Greek soccer-players? Greek soccer-players drugged into a playful, pliant stupor? The players union described the incident as "shameful and disgusting." Yes yes yes. Shameful, disgusting, and very very hot. We here at Wankette HQ (both myself and my intern "Nicholas") are beginning to swoon. I'm going to have to send Nicholas off to fetch me a Starbucks grande iced mochaccino just to cool myself off from all this sexiness. posted by Ace at 02:58 PM
CommentsIs there some 'mo inside joke I don't get here? Also, the link is bad. Takes you to a story about a marine firefight. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 03:18 PM
Please stop. Right. Now. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:48 PM
We're not going to be as strong as our weakest link. That's just, the fuck-ing, way. It is. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:51 PM
Stop, stop... yer killin' me! Bwhahaha! Posted by: RapidTransit on June 9, 2004 04:22 PM
RS, Fixed that bad link. Lauraw, You want me to stop because you hate Wonkette, or because none of this is funny?
So, it's sort of this or a blank screen. Posted by: ace on June 9, 2004 04:23 PM
LauraW, I think the "Wankette" could be a new kind of "integrity kick", just what the doctor ordered to deal with all the "loose shit" around here. Which gets me thinking... Posted by: MeTooThen on June 9, 2004 04:53 PM
Huh, haloperidol in the water......dont most liberals drink mainly bottled water? You know I think we could make the Democratic Convention more palatable for everyone,they get a warm fuzzy feeling and an end to the screaming voices in their heads and we dont have to listen to their insane ramblings for a couple days. Win-Win, eh. The only problem is the possible negative interactions with all the other drugs Kerry and friends are on. Posted by: Big E on June 9, 2004 04:59 PM
I don't know. It's just...wrong. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 05:06 PM
There's good gay and bad gay. You can see good gay on Cinemax between 11:30 and 2 a.m. This is bad gay. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 05:07 PM
See? Absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER to have any worries at all about this years Olympics. None at'all. Nosireebob. 'cept this whole "drugging the drinking water" minor snafu. But hey, atheletes don't need THAT much water, right? Nope, nothing to see here, move along.... Posted by: Tman on June 9, 2004 05:09 PM
Good gay: http://www.fotograf... ...ianegliannitrenta.com/Cine%205.jpg [Delete elipses and connect up to make URL. Had to change, because the long word was screwing up my sidebar. -- Ace] http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~sa3c-od/kiss.gif Bad gay: http://www.brokennewz.com/mybrothershead/submissions/parade.gif Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 05:18 PM
Speaking of which... Why can't we post links that work in this thing? Instead of posting that unholy URL, I could just post "Good gay and only Good gay would be visible. Plus, people would be more likely to click and see what's good and gay. Or maybe they wouldn't. Some people might not click on a link that said "good gay" or "bad gay" regardless of how you dress it up. But only desperate pervs or really bored people--you know, the typical Ace reader--are going to go to the trouble of piecing together a broken link together that says "bad gay" and click on it. Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:04 PM
Someone's messing with me because now links do work. I swear they didn't a minute ago. Alrighty then... Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:07 PM
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Actually, I think I'll start a collection. Ha! Bagged one. "Great joy being here..." your ass is mine, Joe Connor! Die Seite wurde nicht gefunden yourself! [prowls through other threads, insomnia trotting along at her heels] Posted by: Megan on April 27, 2005 05:01 AM
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Holiday Break: I've had a rough couple of weeks -- the shoulder is healing now and I'm finally getting decent sleep -- and I've decided to take a long weekend.
I'm taking Friday off, and then Monday off, too. I have Open Threads for both days and I will post if big news breaks, but if it doesn't -- and it probably won't, news is slow before a holiday weekend -- I'm going to take a four day weekend.
Sh0eOnHead discusses the Psychotic Cult of Lindsay
Real quotes: "This case has me feeling like I'm on Law & Order with you guys!" "We literally binge true crime as a hobby, we've been trained for this moment" Worth the watch. If you haven't seen the genuinely upsetting insanity motivating thousands of women, you should watch this just to see how society is crumbling. Ban TikTok, Trump. I don't care if Barron tells you it's popular with the yutes. It is an evil Communist China op and it is driving women insane.
Dolly Parton tells the story of the supposedly real-life Jolene
As Andrew Branca says, can we see this Jolene, finally? Who was this hottie that was a genuine sexual threat to Dolly Parton? I think this is Fake News personally. When a magician claims he learned a trick from a Himalayan wise man, I don't believe him either.
Peter Cullen, voice actor for Optimus Prime (among many others) dies at home surrounded by family at age 85
RIP and Roll Out!
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Breaking news: Dolly Parton had a real pair of 38s
Or at least one. She carried it everywhere for protection. This joke brought to you by Benny Hill. And speaking of the British: The Buckingham Palace guard tributed her yesterday
Dolly Parton is badgered into saying something negative about Trump's bus-board locker-room talk, but refuses to bow to the media pressure, telling the twink agitator she learned long ago to "keep your damned mouth shut"
What I'm appreciating is that while her surface is soft and sweet, she's got some actual steel a centimeter underneath.
1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"
Walters actually asks Dolly Parton if she knows that people think she's a joke. This because Walters can't get over the fact that a show-woman has 1, big breasts, and 2, dresses a bit outrageously because, get this, she's an entertainer. A stage performer. You know, someone people pay money to see live and expect them to put on a show. She never would attack Liberace for wearing glitter-tuxedos. But she's mad that Dolly Parton makes Barbara Walters look bad through association (by being a woman). Babs, you wish people associated the two of you. Believe me, we can tell the difference.
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