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June 09, 2004

Greek Soccer Team Drugged Up for Match

Their drinking water was spiked with "powerful depressants" to lower their "performance."

Greeks?

Greek soccer-players?

Greek soccer-players drugged into a playful, pliant stupor?

The players union described the incident as "shameful and disgusting."

Yes yes yes. Shameful, disgusting, and very very hot.

We here at Wankette HQ (both myself and my intern "Nicholas") are beginning to swoon. I'm going to have to send Nicholas off to fetch me a Starbucks grande iced mochaccino just to cool myself off from all this sexiness.

posted by Ace at 02:58 PM

Comments

Is there some 'mo inside joke I don't get here?

Also, the link is bad. Takes you to a story about a marine firefight.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 03:18 PM

Please stop. Right. Now.

Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:48 PM

We're not going to be as strong as our weakest link.

That's just, the fuck-ing, way. It is.

Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:51 PM

Stop, stop... yer killin' me! Bwhahaha!

Posted by: RapidTransit on June 9, 2004 04:22 PM

RS,

Fixed that bad link.

Lauraw,

You want me to stop because you hate Wonkette, or because none of this is funny?

Funny or not, it's been a while since I picked on Wonkette, and I'm just sort of in the mood. There's actually very little news I can comment on; it's all Reagan's death, which I don't have anything to say about.

So, it's sort of this or a blank screen.

Posted by: ace on June 9, 2004 04:23 PM

LauraW,

I think the "Wankette" could be a new kind of "integrity kick", just what the doctor ordered to deal with all the "loose shit" around here.

Which gets me thinking...

Posted by: MeTooThen on June 9, 2004 04:53 PM

Huh, haloperidol in the water......dont most liberals drink mainly bottled water? You know I think we could make the Democratic Convention more palatable for everyone,they get a warm fuzzy feeling and an end to the screaming voices in their heads and we dont have to listen to their insane ramblings for a couple days. Win-Win, eh. The only problem is the possible negative interactions with all the other drugs Kerry and friends are on.

Posted by: Big E on June 9, 2004 04:59 PM

I don't know. It's just...wrong.

Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 05:06 PM

There's good gay and bad gay. You can see good gay on Cinemax between 11:30 and 2 a.m. This is bad gay.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 05:07 PM

See? Absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER to have any worries at all about this years Olympics.

None at'all. Nosireebob.

'cept this whole "drugging the drinking water" minor snafu.

But hey, atheletes don't need THAT much water, right?

Nope, nothing to see here, move along....

Posted by: Tman on June 9, 2004 05:09 PM

Good gay:

http://www.fotograf...

...ianegliannitrenta.com/Cine%205.jpg

[Delete elipses and connect up to make URL. Had to change, because the long word was screwing up my sidebar. -- Ace]

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~sa3c-od/kiss.gif

Bad gay:

http://www.brokennewz.com/mybrothershead/submissions/parade.gif

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 05:18 PM

Speaking of which...

Why can't we post links that work in this thing?

Instead of posting that unholy URL, I could just post "Good gay and only Good gay would be visible.

Plus, people would be more likely to click and see what's good and gay.

Or maybe they wouldn't. Some people might not click on a link that said "good gay" or "bad gay" regardless of how you dress it up.

But only desperate pervs or really bored people--you know, the typical Ace reader--are going to go to the trouble of piecing together a broken link together that says "bad gay" and click on it.

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:04 PM

Someone's messing with me because now links do work. I swear they didn't a minute ago.

Alrighty then...

Good gay

Bad gay

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Ha! Bagged one. "Great joy being here..." your ass is mine, Joe Connor! Die Seite wurde nicht gefunden yourself!

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Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.

One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
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I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!

Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:

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Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., on Platner: "We know that Graham has lived not your typical political experience. He's been very clear and open with his wife, and they worked through whatever they worked through. At the end of the day, this man has had 60 more town halls than Susan Collins has. He's winning the polls, he's willing to accept that he has grown as a person, and I think we should accept that."

Gallego says the drip-drip of revelations won't harm Platner's campaign.

"I think you guys are all in a bubble here right now. The drip, drip that's actually happening is Americans are really, really hurt the fact that gas is still high, food is still high, they can't buy a home, you can't afford rent. They're not going to care about text messages and everything else like that that happened years ago, especially when it was worked out between spouses."

I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into."
Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign.
And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life:

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Funny -- if you don't mind clicking on TikTok. "Amy.Pranks.22" set up an AI scam-call screener which replies to a foreign scammer trying to get her bank information with Trumpian bluster. This might be fake because I don't see how a program can respond in real time, but it's funny.

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The ULA rocket just launched
Thanks to Joyenz
The rocket's enormous engines are fueled by "the volcanic heterosexual lust between James Talarico and his Neighbor With a Uterus 'girlfriend'"
I hope Amazon's rocket works better than the Amazon Prime app does as far as allowing people to watch the black and white version of "Spider-Noir"

From the CA Post:

Spencer Pratt is now Karen Bass' biggest headache.

A bombshell California Post poll conducted with McLaughlin & Associates shows the reality TV star-turned-mayoral candidate has surged to a statistical tie with the incumbent mayor.

And voters blame homelessness, affordability and the direction of Los Angeles as the reason for turning on Bass.

Pratt now leads the field with 30.1% support, compared with 29.5% for Bass, setting up a razor-thin race heading into next week's primary.

Socialist councilwoman Nithya Raman sits in third place at 23.4%.

Thanks to beckster

Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met
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Future Tucker Carlson guest James Talarico:

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Black Americans in a church.

Mexican Americans in a store.

Asian Americans in a spa.

Radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country.

He's referring to three mass attacks committed by white men in, oh, the past six or eight years. There were a huge number of mass shootings and bombings he had to skip over to cherry pick three committed by white men. Which kind of makes me think that "white men" are not the greatest terrorist threat in our country.
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