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June 09, 2004
Greek Soccer Team Drugged Up for MatchTheir drinking water was spiked with "powerful depressants" to lower their "performance." Greeks? Greek soccer-players? Greek soccer-players drugged into a playful, pliant stupor? The players union described the incident as "shameful and disgusting." Yes yes yes. Shameful, disgusting, and very very hot. We here at Wankette HQ (both myself and my intern "Nicholas") are beginning to swoon. I'm going to have to send Nicholas off to fetch me a Starbucks grande iced mochaccino just to cool myself off from all this sexiness. posted by Ace at 02:58 PM
CommentsIs there some 'mo inside joke I don't get here? Also, the link is bad. Takes you to a story about a marine firefight. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 03:18 PM
Please stop. Right. Now. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:48 PM
We're not going to be as strong as our weakest link. That's just, the fuck-ing, way. It is. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 03:51 PM
Stop, stop... yer killin' me! Bwhahaha! Posted by: RapidTransit on June 9, 2004 04:22 PM
RS, Fixed that bad link. Lauraw, You want me to stop because you hate Wonkette, or because none of this is funny?
So, it's sort of this or a blank screen. Posted by: ace on June 9, 2004 04:23 PM
LauraW, I think the "Wankette" could be a new kind of "integrity kick", just what the doctor ordered to deal with all the "loose shit" around here. Which gets me thinking... Posted by: MeTooThen on June 9, 2004 04:53 PM
Huh, haloperidol in the water......dont most liberals drink mainly bottled water? You know I think we could make the Democratic Convention more palatable for everyone,they get a warm fuzzy feeling and an end to the screaming voices in their heads and we dont have to listen to their insane ramblings for a couple days. Win-Win, eh. The only problem is the possible negative interactions with all the other drugs Kerry and friends are on. Posted by: Big E on June 9, 2004 04:59 PM
I don't know. It's just...wrong. Posted by: lauraw on June 9, 2004 05:06 PM
There's good gay and bad gay. You can see good gay on Cinemax between 11:30 and 2 a.m. This is bad gay. Posted by: Rusty Shackleford on June 9, 2004 05:07 PM
See? Absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER to have any worries at all about this years Olympics. None at'all. Nosireebob. 'cept this whole "drugging the drinking water" minor snafu. But hey, atheletes don't need THAT much water, right? Nope, nothing to see here, move along.... Posted by: Tman on June 9, 2004 05:09 PM
Good gay: http://www.fotograf... ...ianegliannitrenta.com/Cine%205.jpg [Delete elipses and connect up to make URL. Had to change, because the long word was screwing up my sidebar. -- Ace] http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~sa3c-od/kiss.gif Bad gay: http://www.brokennewz.com/mybrothershead/submissions/parade.gif Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 05:18 PM
Speaking of which... Why can't we post links that work in this thing? Instead of posting that unholy URL, I could just post "Good gay and only Good gay would be visible. Plus, people would be more likely to click and see what's good and gay. Or maybe they wouldn't. Some people might not click on a link that said "good gay" or "bad gay" regardless of how you dress it up. But only desperate pervs or really bored people--you know, the typical Ace reader--are going to go to the trouble of piecing together a broken link together that says "bad gay" and click on it. Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:04 PM
Someone's messing with me because now links do work. I swear they didn't a minute ago. Alrighty then... Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on June 9, 2004 06:07 PM
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Actually, I think I'll start a collection. Ha! Bagged one. "Great joy being here..." your ass is mine, Joe Connor! Die Seite wurde nicht gefunden yourself! [prowls through other threads, insomnia trotting along at her heels] Posted by: Megan on April 27, 2005 05:01 AM
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Update on Scott Adams:
Scott Adams had approval for this cancer drug but they hadn't scheduled him to get it. He was taking a turn for the worse. Trump had told him to call if he needed anything, so he did. Talked to Don Jr (who is in Africa) , then RFK Jr, then Dr Oz. Someone talked to Kaiser and he was scheduled. Shouldn't have needed it but he did and he says it saved his life.
Funny retro kid costumes, thanks to SMH
Good to see people honoring Lamont the Big Dummy
Four hours of retro Halloween commercials and specials
The first short is the original 1996 appearance of "Sam," the dangerous undead trick-or-treater from Trick r' Treat.
ICYMI: Australian journalist actually presses Kamala Harris when she repeatedly dodges questions about Biden's mental fitness
Kamala admits she didn't have the stamina to run for president, while continuing to insist he had the mental capacity to serve as president. He was too frail to run but perfectly strong enough to govern. Yeah sure whatever lying whore.
On Wednesday, we'll see the "Beaver Super-Moon." Which sounds hot.
Full Episode: The Hardy Boys (and Nancy Drew) Meet Dracula
I don't remember this show, except for remembering that Nancy Drew was hot and the opening credits were foreboding and exicting
According to Grok, Latrine John-Pissoir has never failed to mention she is "black" (or "queer") during her book interviews
She may not know what the hell her book is about, but she definitely knows that "every day I wake up black and queer." Join the club, sister!
Schmoll: 53% of New Jersey likely voters say their neighbors are voting for Ciattarelli, while 47% say the cheater/grifter Mikie Sherrill
The "who do you think your neighbors are voting for" question is designed to avoid the Shy Tory problem, wherein conservative people lie to schmollsters because they don't want to go on record with a likely left-winger telling them who they're really voting for. So instead the question is who do you think your neighbors are voting for, so people can talk about who they themselves support without actually having to admit it to a left-wing rando stranger recording their answers on the phone.
Hackers take over University of Penn website, calling the school a "dogshit elitist institution full of woke retards" and threatening to release its admissions files to prove illegal racial discrimination
No lies detected so far
TJM Complains about Wreck-It Ralph
The very topical premiere of TJM's YouTube Channel.
Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone
The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. As calls to ban the sport entirely grew, some looked for ways to de-emphasize mass charges as the primary means of advancing the ball, and some specifically championed allowing a passer to throw the ball forward.
1977 ABC Afterschool Special: "The Pinballs," starring Kristy McNichol
Garrett told me this film changed his life.
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Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers
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