Neither Boba Fett nor any interns named "Nicholas" are gay.

Troi, Marc, and Jon Pierre I can't vouch for.

I read somewhere that Seigfield and/or Roy might be gay.

And Richard Simmons, Samwise Gamgee and the new guy doing those "7up on the Road" commercials.

Can't prove any of this. Obviously.

Damn dude, Boba Fet? Why did you have to revisit all those nasty, mean spirited rumors about the Fet man. Can't we all just get along? Howver , being a gay man myself, I think you may be right. He does seem to be pretty excited about getting a frozen-inicarbonite Han Solo into the privacy of his cute little iron shaped ship. I think some interior shots of the ship would confirm these rumors. Probably full of track lighting and phallic knick-knacks.I bet he planned all sorts of erotic adventures with the immobilized Han Solo in the steamy bowels of his ship. I guess I can totally buy into that gay Boba Fet thing, ignore my previous remarks.

I wonder if he is still single??

No No No. Any Bounty Hunter who makes the fashion Faux Pax of wearing a cape AND braided Wookie Sclaps cannot possibly be gay.
Lando Calrissian on the other hand...

Boba Fet: So averse to chicks that he must reproduce via cloning. As gay as it gets.

Oooo good point! Lando was without a doubt, a mincing little fairy. That bitchy queen, with her little "city in the clouds". Oh he was so gay it hurts, and not in a good way. Also his bald man-servent with the cumputer on his head? Silently prancing around, doing the bidding of his maTHter.

I would have to say that Lando (the name sounds horribly gay even) ranks much higher on the fantabulous scale than Boba-Fet. However, I still think Boba wanted to claw the princess's eyes out for slutting around with Han-Solo. Plus he got invited to Jabba's fabulous dinner/drinks/Hot MANSEX-party on the "pleasure" barge. You just don't get invites to killer circuit parties like that unless you are "in" the circuit , if you know what I mean . The braided wookie scalps are pretty out of place, but I am still leaning to calling him a big ole Nancy-Girl.

Bad news,

Boba Fett is not gay, repeat not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

He's tacky.

Learn the difference.

PS-Troi=Boi from Troi?
Nicholas=?

Re: Wankette's New "Wonkettish" Theme

Dear sir:

Are you behind the firm, tight, manly curve on this one or in front of it?

Laughing MY ASS OFF.

And I mean that literally

Damn you, Ace. I just got back from lunch and laughed so hard I nearly puked.

Marty,

It's good to have another gay reader. I'm about nothing if not diversity.

So, I think at this point I have four gay readers. Marty, another guy who's always changing his screenname, Gaylord Ravenal, and of course "Gay Dean."

"Sailor Kenshin" sounds pretty damned gay.

Thanks for the warm welcome man! I am a dedicated reader, and I just love your witty writing. I escpecially enjoy when you slam that filthy gravy-sweating, twelve sandwish eating, quivering hulk of human waste, Micheal Moore. I am a reagan - worshipping gay republican, and love to see witty slams against the ridiculous lefties.

Speaking of bald man servants, what about Yoda and Mace Windu? Hmmm.I think that "Angry Black Jedi" act is just a facade hiding his true feelings.

I have trouble picturing yoda in any hot man on man activity. Same goes for Mace Windu, cannot explain why, and I could be wrong, but that's just my take. I see those two guys as pretty straight. Luke Skywalker , no that should be obvious to anyone. I mean think about it SKYWALKER, that just screamn delicate little fairy. And the way he is always gyrating around with that phallic light-sabre. So gay it hurts. And he always liked to hang out with older, wiser slightly more masculine guys (Obi Wan). He must have a daddy complex thing going on, probably from not having a proper father figure when growing up on that sandy little planet. Possibly if Darth had been a little more active in Lukes life, he would have turned out a little bit better adjusted. Not all that mincing about while practicing Jedi mind tricks.

No discussion about queens in star wars would be complete without noting the most gay of all , C3PO. Nuff Said.

Well, what about Jeremy Shockey himself? As you note, he's a 'tight end'. What more is there to say?

R2-D2 was bi and equipped with both the technology and know-how to manipulate all the errogenous zones of 8,271 distinct galactic species.

Another reason no X-Wing pilot should ever crash land on a deserted, swampy hellhole of a planet without his droid.

Smack,

Jeremy Shockey is nothing but man-- and conservative man at that.

I don't know if anyone will find this funny, but a long time ago Aaron Burr (then calling himself Tom Spellancy) began a test to determine your conservative rating.

Based on Jeremy Shockey's outstanding name-calling of Bill Parcells ("the homo," he said), I suggested that Jeremy Shockey should have a conservative rating.

Here and the next several posts following track this.

Maybe you had to be there, but I still giggle when I see the scale posted, and I see Jeremy Shockey clocking in at 100% conservative every time.

I suggested a scale:

0-33% = Liberal

34-66% = Moderate

67-Jeremy Shockey = Conservative

Nothing but man.

What about Wedge? He was Luke's wingman...

With a name like Wedge, you gotta be gay.

Heh, I don't even know who he is. Just trying to take part in the cheap innuendo-mongering.

"Pull out, Wedge, you're no good back there!"

Pretty much says it all, doesn't it?

Remember folks, that first photo is the one that J Micha chose for his blog. He chose that one. His look; his choice. "ohh, I'm so deep and introspective yet ensconced in a casual charm which only serves to throw my intellectual superiority into sharp relief. Look at my eyes! I have important thoughts! Look at my sweatshirt! I can almost pass for a common man... ney, my unbridled intellect fails me every time... I must seem so cheeky... playing the everyman while fighting to keep my Big Thoughts at bay." (and I do mean 'playing every man') First impression on looking at that photo: "Bet he uses a Mac."

What is it with all the up-nasal shots? He must think his nostrils are beautiful.

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