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June 09, 2004

Kerry "Stiffens" Claims on Economy

Now that we're producing "jobs" "hand" over "fist," Kerry now begins "squealing" that we're in a "wage recession."

Also known as a "low-inflation environment."

But seriously: Wages are picking up. The reason wages have been stagnant is that there has been little job growth until lately; employers don't have to increase wages to retain or attract workers when labor is a buyer's market.

Wages have, in fact, been increasing lately, and will increase further.

At that point, John Kerry will begin hissing that increasing wages are cutting into corporate profits.

Munching on crackers, he chatted about summer sports and other matters, and responded to a query about the economy and whether he would reframe his criticism because of recent favorable trends.

I'm not saying crackers are gay, but that's got to be one of the gayest-sounding sentences I've ever read.

Nicholas and Troi agree. Troi thinks that "crackers" might be a euphemism for "dirty man-ass."


posted by Ace at 06:29 PM
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"...he chatted about summer sports..."

Like what?

Posted by: Rob A. on June 9, 2004 06:58 PM

"Now that we're producing 'jobs' 'hand' over 'fist,' Kerry now begins 'squealing' that we're in a 'wage recession.'"

Wow, that caught me off guard. That was hilarious. Excellent work, Ace.

Posted by: Aaron on June 9, 2004 07:32 PM

I learned it all from Wonkette, who is "sharp and funny."

Posted by: ace on June 9, 2004 08:02 PM

If you were to say that she slices like something, what might that be?

Oh, did you guys hear what Al Franken said yesterday?

Posted by: Aaron on June 9, 2004 09:04 PM

I SO did not need THAT imagery in my head.

Off to take a shower . . .

Posted by: Scout on June 9, 2004 09:38 PM
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