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Pornographer two decades past her sell-by date honored by witches, for some reason
I'll tell you one thing: Leftwing omen will have standing to complain about men and their video games the minute they give up their childish, deranged "witchcraft" obsession. Videogames are a sign of immaturity? Okay, that could be true. But tell me, would you agree it's also immature to get together with some 50-year-old tweenagers and pretend to "cast spells" on Reddit threads?

ShoeOnHead ponder the Democrat-Media Industry's confusion about why the men they despise and degrade don't want to vote for them or watch them

Twitter claim: Hot Air's Jazz Shaw has passed at the young age of 65
Requiescat in pace (if true)

"Stick Out Your Can, Here Come the Garbage Man," Bob Margolin

"Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes the Garbage Man," the Four Aces

So President Ice Cream bit a baby
The campaign in split-screen

Texas poll from GOP-aligned Cygnal: Trump +8, Cruz +4
The Democrats have successfully predicted 12 of their last zero statewide/federal wins in Texas

BREAKING: Bill Clinton heads to New Hampshire on Friday to campaign for Kamala Harris

^ Does anyone think that is because she is so far ahead there? Posted by: Jay in PA

I feel like this is a trick question

Here's the Tapper Files as a collected thread. No twitter needed.
Thanks to andycanuck. I didn't realize this was hard for people to read. BTW, it's stuff I already told you on the blog.

Kamala tosses another salad, again unable to answer why she hasn't been able to execute her (secret) plans to fix the country while in office
She can say "i'm not the president" all she likes -- she hasn't even offered any proposals.
Remember the alleged dullard Dan Quayle? He was always issuing proposals. True, a lot of these came from Bill Kristol, his advisor, who then allowed people to credit him with these proposals (permitting the "Quayle's Brain" nickname), but he was pumping out ideas and initiatives. And what has Kamala done? She can't even announce her proposals when she's running for president. She still has plans to have plans and intentions to find some intentions.

Demented old cocksucker Joe Biden calls Trump voters "garbage;" Politico lies to hide his inflammatory remark, claiming he never said it

Trump arrives in Allentown PA for a rally.
The Nazi-Democrat Party mayor of Allentown attempted to block the rally

Kamala: "We must acknowledge we are a nation of immigrants, and I will work with congress to pass 'immigration reform,' including an 'earned path to citizenship'"
Her ugly, weird San Francisco/Canadian accent is killing me, it's pure catshit

Kamala at the site of the KKK Rally: "I will have a to-do list on day one" (but not right now, my dog ate my homework and I'm waiting for him to pass it)
She plans to have a plan and she intends to have some intentions

Spooky Halloween-related word etymologies

CBD and Sefton ramble about the "Nazi" rally in NYC, its lunatic leftist radio, Harris and her weirdness, Israel prepping the battle space? And more!

Incredible ad from MAHA (Make America Healthy Again): Kamala Harris, an authoritarian lightweight bubble-brain, openly brags about being able to throw people in jail "with the stroke of a pen" and making sure they cannot ever again get gainful employment or be accepted in society, as she brags about prosecuting parents for their children's truancy
Oh, and her objection to truancy isn't that these children aren't learning -- the kids who go to school in the left's government failure factories also aren't learning. No, her objection is that because these kids are not on the government's lists, the state is losing $1.4 billion in federal funds per year.
Thanks to Jay in PA

Also, back when everyone knew she was a horrible person but running for President, the Huffington Post even wrote a long story on her truancy nuttiness.

https://tinyurl.com/588k9umj

PS: You'll be happy to know that MSNBC's Jonathan Capehart debunked this for their viewers.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA

Jonathan Capehart you say? Well who am I to dispute the claims of such an august Real Journalist?

Mika Brzezinski is literally on the verge of tears as she melts down over Hamas' 10/7 Terror Rapes
Just kidding, she was fine with that. She's crying about Drumpf.

a friend writes: "Fox News explaining to me why Trump needed to have Nikki Haley at MSG. I haven't seen FNC in like 6 years. But good Lord."
Kamala is banking on Nikki Haley "Republicans" crossing over to vote for Kamala. That's the point of sucking up to the Cheneys.
So I can see someone, who doesn't know too much, thinking "Trump needed Nikki Haley to solidfy the Republican left flank." The trouble is, Nikki Haley is like Chris Christie. She would use her appearance to campaign for herself and the Democrat. She is dreaming of running again in 2028 as the "anti-MAGA reasonable alternative" and uses every appearance to put down MAGA and elevate the old and dwindling neocon coalition. So inviting Nikki Haley is just agreeing to run what is effectively a pro-Kamala ad for five minutes.

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For many, she was the First Crush
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