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The "Truth" Behind SluBlog's WhaleUnconfirmed reports are coming in saying that one of the whales swimming in the Thames has been rescued and is being carried back out to sea. Exclusive photos below:
posted by WunderKraut at 11:59 AM
CommentsThank goodness, a happy ending. Those Chinook's really have impressive lift capabilities. Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 20, 2006 12:02 PM
Yeah, good old 1960's technology. They sure knew how to make things back then. Posted by: WunderKraut on January 20, 2006 12:05 PM
2 quarts of bourbon a day -- not a healthy choice. Posted by: adolfo velasquez on January 20, 2006 12:06 PM
I was thinking Michael Moore, however, this is just as good! Bravo. Some careless bastard must have dumped part of his cocktail into the Thames, thus attracting the huge beast much like a shark to blood. Posted by: compos mentis on January 20, 2006 12:08 PM
Are they still looking for his car? Posted by: scott on January 20, 2006 12:11 PM
Ted Kennedy is shown leaving the confirmation hearings in his new ride. He was heard to request that they not fly over any water. I posted it in September. Posted by: Retired Geezer on January 20, 2006 12:12 PM
Some careless bastard must have dumped part of his cocktail into the Thames, thus attracting the huge beast much like a shark to blood. Classic man. Classic. Posted by: WunderKraut on January 20, 2006 12:12 PM
If that blubbery creature enters US territorial waters, I say we send the Coast Guard to drive it right back out to sea. Posted by: utron on January 20, 2006 12:21 PM
Cool, our latest Bunker Buster! Not only would he break through fortified concrete, his blood alcohol level is so high we could give him a cigarette and he becomes an incendiary weapon as well. Called MOAGB - Mother of all gas bags Posted by: scott on January 20, 2006 12:23 PM
scott wins. Posted by: BrendaK on January 20, 2006 12:26 PM
"still looking for his car" Scott! Scott! Scott! Posted by: rickinstl on January 20, 2006 02:21 PM
Sigh. Posted by: lauraw on January 20, 2006 03:11 PM
What's the "truth" behind Ace's absence? Why won't he tell us where he is going or when he is returning? Posted by: shawn on January 20, 2006 07:15 PM
GREENPEACE is driving them whales crazy Posted by: spurwing plover on January 20, 2006 11:45 PM
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