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January 18, 2006

Chuck Norris Read Chuck Norris Facts

By Tony Danza, which only half ruins it.

Thanks to Joe.


posted by Ace at 07:48 PM
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Dick Cheney has to be aware of the AoS Dick Cheney thread. I bet his sneer thawed for a few seconds, and his heart grew three sizes bigger. (Then he tore it out of his chest, shook it violently, stared at it menacingly for a few seconds, and stuffed it back in.)

Posted by: sandy burger on January 18, 2006 10:23 PM

Ace,

Your power and influence grow with each day.

Where will you lead oh chosen one?

Posted by: Red Jode on January 18, 2006 11:05 PM

who on TV would you have read the Dick Cheney facts?

Posted by: Dex in TX on January 18, 2006 11:15 PM

Moses.

Posted by: ace on January 18, 2006 11:23 PM

who on TV would you have read the Dick Cheney facts?

Chuck Norris. Of course.

Posted by: Drumwaster on January 18, 2006 11:23 PM

Dick Cheney has to be aware of the AoS Dick Cheney thread. I bet his sneer thawed for a few seconds, and his heart grew three sizes bigger. (Then he tore it out of his chest, shook it violently, stared at it menacingly for a few seconds, and stuffed it back in.)

Posted by sandy burger at January 18, 2006 10:23 PM

YEP! LOL!

Posted by: Jenny on January 18, 2006 11:28 PM

I was thinking Ashley Banfield. On location from a Tijuana whorehouse. But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Dex in TX on January 18, 2006 11:51 PM

Tony Danza completely ruins it. It would be like Dick Cheney on a Queer Eye show.

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway
lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, LA lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my hand

Posted by: scott on January 19, 2006 11:24 AM

who on TV would you have read the Dick Cheney facts?

Why is there any question? Melissa Theuriau of course. She could even read them in French. That would be must see TV.

Posted by: JackStraw on January 19, 2006 03:03 PM
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