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January 18, 2006

Pakistan Strike Killed "Master" Al Qaeda Bomb Maker

Not too shabby:

ABC News has learned that al Qaeda's master bomb maker and chemical weapons expert was one of the men killed in last week's U.S. missile attack in eastern Pakistan....

The United States had posted a $5 million reward for Mursi's capture.

Not to put a happy spin on things (but why not?), but hey, this organization is lousy with maniac clerics. It's the doers that actually, well, do stuff.


posted by Ace at 06:45 PM
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Fuckin' A.
Hit em again.

Posted by: on January 18, 2006 07:07 PM

I told Teddy not to send the battleships around the world, that nothing good would come of it.

I am happy to see I was mistaken.

Posted by: William Howard Taft on January 18, 2006 07:09 PM

Another one bites the dust!

Posted by: Iblis on January 18, 2006 07:19 PM

You gotta love it. Probably a guy sitting in Florida with a joystick, laptop, and latte that did the deed.

Posted by: morning wood on January 18, 2006 07:22 PM

Now we should start messing with their minds, making them wonder who their rat is.

Posted by: Iblis on January 18, 2006 07:34 PM

Say hello to my little friend, cock-a-roaches.

Posted by: Biff Boff on January 18, 2006 07:35 PM

Well, there you go: you think the day is going to be a complete dud, and then some good news comes your way and brightens everything up!

Posted by: Monty on January 18, 2006 07:39 PM

Ace of Spades HQ is officially a "No Happy Spin Zone".

Cause Ace? He's just looking out for the folks, sad and depressed as they might be.

Posted by: Jack "Bill O'Reilly" M. on January 18, 2006 07:46 PM

True dat, Monty. This morning was pretty rough, then I got
the message I was remedially selected for Gunny back-dated to last March.

Oh yeah, some one took out the trash, too.

Posted by: Biff Boff on January 18, 2006 07:50 PM

Saved us 5 million big ones, too.

Posted by: Duffy Nichols on January 18, 2006 07:50 PM

Biff Boff:

Well done, Gunny!

Posted by: Monty on January 18, 2006 07:58 PM

Engineering Extremist's Existence Ends Explosively. Excellent!

Posted by: wiserbud on January 18, 2006 08:55 PM

Live by the bomb die by the bomb nuff said

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 18, 2006 09:33 PM

I've said this in a couple of places, but I really wonder if those "multiple strikes' were really just one Hellfire, plus a number of secondaries (from things like dud artillery shells that were recovered from the area for use in IEDs).

A bomb maker in the house of someone who makes fine metallic items, and who might know something about clockwork timing mechanisms... probably not just a finance/friendship situation. More like dinner before a professional meeting...

Posted by: cirby on January 18, 2006 09:41 PM

Ah, crap! Here we are hoping for a straight flush and all we get is three-of-a-kind.

Who the hell is dealing us these lousy cards?!

Posted by: Warthog on January 18, 2006 10:19 PM

Yeah, cirby, at least they'd have access to basic metal working facilities, too.

Plus I suspect those are the richest guys in the village and who could provide some finance.

Posted by: Aaron on January 19, 2006 05:06 AM

Upon reading the report and the "eye-witnesses" stating that he heard many other explosions. It's quite possible that with the detonation of just one missile inside the hovel created enough heat to cook off the (no doubt in my mind) other explosives already within. The "women & children" where probably caught in that trying to escape or in their sad attempt to put out the fires.

Posted by: DirtNSky on January 19, 2006 06:05 AM

Supposedly multiple hits from several Predators. They weren't screwing around here--the NY Post photo shows complete destruction with no evidence of a blast from inside the structure..

Also killed: Khlaid Habib, head of AQ in south Afghanistan and Abd al-Rahman al-Mahgrebhi, Zawahiri's son-in-law.

Hey man, nice shot.

Posted by: spongeworthy on January 19, 2006 10:03 AM

my favorite part of the story:

Zawahiri, if he slept three hours on a normal night, he's sleeping an hour and a half right now with his eyes wide open," Cloonan said. "He's looking around right now and wondering who handed him up. Not a nice feeling.

s'right bitch. somebody don't love you no more.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 19, 2006 10:10 AM

Dave, You are one funny guy. Heh.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 19, 2006 10:14 AM

And now Pajamas Media has a post up that says OBL is offering a truce in Iraq and Afghanistan. [Via Insty, of course]

Posted by: geoff on January 19, 2006 10:43 AM

Do you think theres enough of him left for the buzzards?

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 19, 2006 02:56 PM
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