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Troop-Supporting Celebrity WatchDespite the fact that many celebrities purport to "support the troops" but won't actually risk their hair getting mussed in Iraq to visit them, some still do. A reader (I'll withhold his name, unless he says otherwise) says his son is in Iraq and was visited by Kelly "Deathstrike" Hu from X-Men 2. Cool of her. Unfortunately, she then went on a mutant-hormonal rampage and seriously wounded eighteen men with her adamatium fingernails. Those bloodied and battered by her vicious rampage of death said, however, "at least it was funnier than Al Franken." Another Pic: Less adamantium, more side-boobage. [Link removed; I've been informed that site attempted to install an .exe file on a reader's computer. I'll see if I can't find another one. Sorry, I didn't notice that.] Who could choose between adamantium fingernails and side-boobage? Well, this is America, friends. You don't have to choose. Hu For Two: Signed for X-Men 3 and may be in another one. Ummm... didn't Wolverine kinda kill her in the last one? They can bring her back but not Sabretooth? Another good pic there, but this chilling line: "It's really hard for me to play a character without dialogue because I talk so much in real life. I'm a real motor mouth." There's always a flaw. Oh, well, she may not be dirty-kinky rightwing hot like Lara Flynn Boyle, but close enough. posted by Ace at 10:44 AM
CommentsYou're either with us, or against us. And with women like that on our side, I'm with us, big time. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 18, 2006 10:55 AM
From that bio you link to, it says her brother is a US Army Captain. Posted by: David Gillies on January 18, 2006 10:56 AM
Hotter than Halle!!! Posted by: MCPO Airdale on January 18, 2006 11:03 AM
The really chilling line from that article was the part where she talked about Magneto, Wolverine, Cyclops, and Dr. Charles Xavier all singing show tunes on the set. That's not an image I needed cluttering up my head. Posted by: utron on January 18, 2006 11:12 AM
Woverine singing show tunes? Say it ain't so! Posted by: Madfish Willie on January 18, 2006 11:22 AM
Good for her, that sexy Hawaiian kitten. A few other stars have done their part, too. Bruce Willis, of course, and Gary Sinise have both gone above and beyond to entertain the troops. Sinise also set up a charity for Iraqi kids, too. Posted by: UGAdawg on January 18, 2006 11:26 AM
We had a similar experience with Jewel coming to visit us in Bosnia. There were maybe 200 soldiers waiting in a tent to meet her and have her sign autographs. She came in, stayed for a few minutes and then left saying that it was "just too overwhelming" with all the "guns" and stuff. Posted by: OPFOR on January 18, 2006 11:32 AM
I thought Lara Flynn Boyle was blacklisted in Hollywood for introducing that TicTac and Cigarette Diet. Turns out she's as hot for a man in uniform as the rest of us non-silicone girls. Now if she would just re-inflate to her MIB II proportions, ya'll would have that boobage you crave. Posted by: KevlarChick on January 18, 2006 11:44 AM
Add Jake Plummer to the list. Jake takes teammates and cheerleaders to visit injured soldiers Posted by: Retired Geezer on January 18, 2006 11:51 AM
Hot Hawaiian Honey Has Humoungous Heart, Posted by: wiserbud on January 18, 2006 12:09 PM
That's a "Hu-mongous" heart, Wiserbud. Posted by: utron on January 18, 2006 12:20 PM
Ace, the "side-boobage" site you linked tried to install an .exe file on my computer. Fortunately, I have a Mac :-) You may want to remove the link. Posted by: Mastiff on January 18, 2006 01:51 PM
..then add Al Franken to the list, and scratch a line right thru his name. he did an appearance down in Arifjan that i had to sit thru. if i moved, i woulda lost my seat, and i wanted to be front row center when the Sergeant Major of the whole friggin Army's very own daughter came out to sing. now she was a hottie, and sang like a nightingale, and knew how to play a crowd. let's hear it for her. Posted by: MajMike on January 18, 2006 02:01 PM
Here in Turkey, Henry Rollins came by to visit. He didn't perform, just mingled and signed autographs. He has a lot of fans here, many with his albums movies and books to sign. I didn't even know he wrote books. Everybody on base had a chance to meet him and he tried to give everbody his attention as much as possible. While not as hot here as downrange, we've had Wayne Newton and Paul Rodriguez cancel on us. Some jerks were putting bombs in trashcans at the local beach resorts, so the USO was waved off. Posted by: David J. on January 18, 2006 02:58 PM
I saw Leeann Tweeden in Afghanistan and in Iraq last year. She's hot, loves the Redskins and hates the Clitons. No more perfect woman than that. Posted by: matterson on January 18, 2006 03:40 PM
Wolverine didn't kill her, he just filled her with liquid adamantium. Probably just makes her ta-tas extra-perky. Posted by: TallDave on January 18, 2006 04:36 PM
Add Denzel Washington: Posted by: Jordan on January 18, 2006 07:21 PM
Who did she play on the X-MEN? Posted by: spurwing plover on January 18, 2006 09:58 PM
Kelly went to a high school in which JROTC was mandatory for all the guys. Hawai'i is a solidly Democrat state that is very traditionalist. During the 70's Hawai'i's anti-war movement was strange and not quite like the mainland. I know of one anti-war commie (literally) who volunteered at USO functions and supported the troops. I know several like her. The military has a huge economic impact on the state. Unlike New York, Hawai'i's experience with being attacked never really went back to a "12/6" mentality and was very supportive of the military. Many of Kelly's classmates enlisted, one was a fellow thespian of her's in High School who went SF. Beyond that... She was a wonderful person who was far kinder than many teenagers and I've always had the highest respect for her. Especially considering how she crushed my crush in Jr. High in a kind and mature way when other girls her age would have just laughed at the computer geek's silly crush. She was just as nice through high school and never too full of herself (even as a successful model and Jr. Miss America) to say hi or chat. I have no doubt that she has remained the same since. Oh yeah, and she is a "hot hawaiian honey." Kalroy (one of her class who became a GI) Posted by: Kalroy on January 18, 2006 10:42 PM
According to IMDB, Kelly Hu is not in the cast for X-3. (Neither is Alan Cumming, alas.) I guess there's something about being topped off with adamantium that inhibits your ability to appear in sequels. But she does have four flicks that are now in post-production. Posted by: Brown Line on January 18, 2006 10:59 PM
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