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January 17, 2006

William Shatner Sells Kidney Stone For Charity

The man has taken utter shamelessness and turned it into something positively sublime.

An online casino has a piece of Capt. Kirk. Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity, it was announced Tuesday. Shatner reached agreement Monday to sell the stone to GoldenPalace.com.
"This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?" he said in a telephone interview.

GoldenPalace.com is noted for its collection of oddities, which includes a partially eaten cheese sandwich thought to contain the image of the Virgin Mary.

"This is a bold new addition to our fleet," GoldenPalace.com Chief Executive Officer Richard Rowe said in a statement.

The money will go to Habitat for Humanity, which builds houses for the needy.

Thanks to Allahpallooza, which is a better f'n' name than Link Mecca, if you ask me. Which you didn't, so I'm just offering my opinion on the matter.

posted by Ace at 09:26 PM

Comments

You got anything weird you could donate, Ace?

Posted by: shawn on January 17, 2006 09:38 PM

Well...he does boldly go where no man has gone before.

Posted by: KevlarChick on January 17, 2006 09:40 PM

In the words of Johnny Coldcuts, "When I want your opinion, I'll write what I think it should be on my dick and fuck you in the ass with it." Or something to that effect.

Traffic indicates that reader interest in Iran's acquisition of the bomb versus reader interest in Scarlett Johansson's fat tits is running at about 1 to 20. Good thing I invested four hours this afternoon reading all those articles about Ahmadinejad, huh?

I think it's time for me to turn that shit into a full-time porn blog.

Posted by: Allah on January 17, 2006 09:43 PM

John Bolton's Moustache was put up for auction once, but failed to sell since the opening bid exceeded the GDP of France. The proceeds would have gone to charity: the Little Children's Joint Strike Fighter Fund and Guns for Tots.

Posted by: caspera on January 17, 2006 09:46 PM

Well they are nice tits. Funbags, indeed. Heh.

Posted by: The Unabrewer on January 17, 2006 09:57 PM

Allah,

In terms of reader interest, The Coming Apocalypse

Make of it what you will.

On a serious note, keep up the good work.

Posted by: caspera on January 17, 2006 10:12 PM

Hooker's Hare-Brained Hawking Helps Habitat for Humaity House Homeless

Posted by: wiserbud on January 17, 2006 10:13 PM

Hey, what happened to my comment? It should read:

The Coming Apocalypse << Scarlett's Boobs << John Bolton's Moustache.

It previewed okay. Jeez.

Posted by: caspera on January 17, 2006 10:15 PM

25 big ones for one of Shatner's kidnery stones????

Man, you can get one of Nimoy's on E-bay for about $45.

Posted by: Red Jode on January 17, 2006 10:22 PM

I wonder if the price was so high 'cause they let the trekkie geek who paid for it watch him pass it?

"Captain's log, Stardate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT HURTS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! END TRANSMISSION!!!!! AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Whew. Hey, I wonder how much that thing's worth?"

Posted by: wiserbud on January 17, 2006 10:29 PM

Well, dammit, I like 'Link Mecca' better. 'Allahpalooza' reminds me of the times I went crowd surfing high and drunk at the same time and all the frat boys pulled my shirt and bra off. Mmmm...On second thought, let's go with 'Allahpalooza.'

Posted by: Feisty on January 17, 2006 10:30 PM

I think it's time for me to turn that shit into a full-time porn blog.

Isn't that what ended up happening to your last blog?

Posted by: sandy burger on January 17, 2006 10:40 PM

I wonder if the price was so high 'cause they let the trekkie geek who paid for it watch him pass it?

Shatner did not pass it. Scotty beamed in down.

Posted by: Red Jode on January 17, 2006 10:41 PM

Isn't that what ended up happening to your last blog?

No. If it had been a porn blog, it wouldn't have been so boring and predictable.

Posted by: Allah on January 17, 2006 10:46 PM

Consider it an investment that'll pay off in traffic when the Iranian shit really hits the fan, one way or another.

Posted by: someone on January 17, 2006 11:09 PM

Wow a gall stone from CAPTIAN JAMES T. KIRK wont that fetcha price and how much SOARAIN BRANDY BOTTLE WILL YOU LIKE SERVED AT THE TEN FORWARD?

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 17, 2006 11:23 PM

Ha ha spurwing.
Maybe we'll see (Guinan) Whoopi Goldberg in Ten Forward, too. She's a liberal.

Posted by: Bart on January 17, 2006 11:27 PM

"Link Mecca" is much better than "Allahpalooza." Keep up the excellent work, Allah, even if the Iran stuff is losing 20 to 1. Maybe if you put up some photos of hot Iranian chicks.....

P.S. The old blog was never boring -- at least until you went crazy on ol' Dan Rather.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) on January 18, 2006 04:22 PM

Did you know that the T in CAPTIAN KIRDS middle name is TIBERIUS?

Posted by: spurwing plover on January 18, 2006 10:04 PM